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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #210 on: February 24, 2015, 02:48:35 PM »

And with that, I'm outta here.  My cigars aren't gonna smoke themselves.  Have a good afternoon, all.
I hope it was something I said.
She is flaky as hell, didn't come in yesterday after a doc appt(when she said she would) and never checked in...NOT ON MY WATCH!
Are you calling Joe a she?
LALTS!
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #211 on: February 24, 2015, 02:50:43 PM »

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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #213 on: February 24, 2015, 03:00:59 PM »

I'm just trying to impress cb.
try this
A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.  He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.  So he says, "Do you know me?"
 
To which she replies, "I think you are the father of one of my kids."
 
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my friends watching, while your partner whipped my back with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my bum???"
 
She looked into his eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your son's mathematics teacher."
An oldie but a goodie... And your joke too.  LOL!  Bye Flip.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #214 on: February 24, 2015, 03:03:05 PM »

I'm just trying to impress cb.
Has anyone ever managed that?
Occasionally but Tony has a way to go - banterwise.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #215 on: February 24, 2015, 03:12:24 PM »

How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #216 on: February 24, 2015, 03:19:23 PM »

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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #217 on: February 24, 2015, 03:47:03 PM »

How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Sheesh, too late in the day for trigonometry....  Hi Cb!
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #218 on: February 24, 2015, 04:16:11 PM »

Too late in the day for a meeting . Can we just cancel the rest of the day due to lack of interest?
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #219 on: February 24, 2015, 04:21:56 PM »

Too late in the day for a meeting . Can we just cancel the rest of the day due to lack of interest?
Amen.  The cafe downstairs already closed and I didn't realize how late in the day it was.  Which means I have to put on my fucking coat and face the Feels Like 9° if I want another cup of coffee.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #220 on: February 24, 2015, 04:28:42 PM »

How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Sheesh, too late in the day for trigonometry....  Hi Cb!
Basic Fishmatic Sam.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #221 on: February 24, 2015, 04:29:20 PM »

How cold was it this morning?  It was so cold set a new low temp record - minus 18.  How cold is it?  Plus 28.
Sheesh, too late in the day for trigonometry....  Hi Cb!
Basic Fishmatic Sam.
Ahh, thought it looked familiar.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #222 on: February 24, 2015, 04:32:46 PM »

It is finally that magic time of the day where I get to fight with the numerous other fools who think they can drive.  The only thing I have on them is I get to smoke a Partagas Cifuentes maduro while dealing with them, and they DON'T  have one and have to deal with ME!
'nite all!
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #223 on: February 24, 2015, 04:34:21 PM »

It is finally that magic time of the day where I get to fight with the numerous other fools who think they can drive.  The only thing I have on them is I get to smoke a Partagas Cifuentes maduro while dealing with them, and they DON'T  have one and have to deal with ME!
'nite all!
Give 'em hell Sam.
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Re: 2/24/2015
« Reply #224 on: February 24, 2015, 04:41:29 PM »

It is finally that magic time of the day where I get to fight with the numerous other fools who think they can drive.  The only thing I have on them is I get to smoke a Partagas Cifuentes maduro while dealing with them, and they DON'T  have one and have to deal with ME!
'nite all!
Good night, Sam.
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