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[cigarbreath]

Talk about a WHOOPS!

This photo  shows a helicopter on the side of Interstate 15 near Fontana in San Bernardino, Calif., on Friday, Feb. 20, 2015. The helicopter being towed behind a truck struck a freeway overpass and crashed into lanes, hitting at least two vehicles in Southern California.

Hard to explain to your insurance agent how you had a wreck on the freeway with a helicopter.

[Bad Dad]

Good evening Asstrays...!

[Bad Dad]

I need a big frick'en glass of whiskey...!

[Travellin Dave]

@ Travellin Dave. When you heading to the warm left coast?

Flight out 9:00 tomorrow morning.

[Bad Dad]

@ Travellin Dave. When you heading to the warm left coast?

Flight out 9:00 tomorrow morning.

Have a nice flight.

[Bad Dad]

Subject:  Sold Employee Stock or Stock Options in 2014

Example: Sold 10 shares of company owned xyz stock

1099-B   Proceeds: (sale price)   $100       Cost Basis: (Purchased Price) $20      Gain: $80
Taxes owed on $80

W-2 Box 12 code V $80  Taxes already paid on $80 stock sale which is included in wages.

Lesson: Your employer has already included your capitol gains on your stock sale in your wages (W2).  When you enter your 1099-B you have to adjust your cost basis by $80 to make your capitol gains Zero.  Otherwise you will be paying tax twice.  I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

Sorry, but I am now officially nuts after spending about 4 hours to learn that, just to prove a point to my wife.       

[Bad Dad]

Wow, that martunie went down pretty fast. 

[Bad Dad]

Mornin! Haven't went to bed yet, another wild night!

Fish'n can get pretty crazy...!  Do the fish come out frozen already...?

[Bad Dad]

What ever happened to Johnny and Ogie...?

[Bad Dad]

good morning Chip and Dave, 54° and foggy here, coffee and a RP American Market Selection going.

RP American Market... Hey, I bought a 5 pack of those...  They need just a little more humidor time on them thou...  I'll try another around the 1st of April..!

[Bad Dad]

everyone having breakfast or at church?

Don't know but place is sure dead.  Chip probably hit with workaference but the rest are just Sunday slackers.

well everyone needs a day of rest.

Everyone must have stayed up late last night.  Sheesh.

not EVERYBODY.

Sorry about that, I didn't get lucky either.  :-(

I had to thwart the biker lady's advances yesterday, told her I couldn't/wouldn't because I have enough problems, then she told me they separated last week, another reason not to, don't need to get blamed for the split, her husband is okay with me being friends and that's ALL I'm going to be.

my life may be shit right now but I like living. LOL.

You know, "that's a really good reason...!"

[Bad Dad]

Well, I'm all caught up with reading the banter.  It seems like a lazy Sunday for everyone. Well, I'm going to find another drink, go humi diving, and relax in front of the tv for awhile... sheez..

[cigarbreath]

I need a big frick'en glass of whiskey...!

Sounds like the family is getting to you.  Grand kids or warden?

[Bad Dad]

I need a big frick'en glass of whiskey...!

Sounds like the family is getting to you.  Grand kids or warden?

It was a tax question that took me 4 hours to prove that some one was being taxed twice. ugh.. But I found some gin and a Camacho Triple Maduro which put me back into a chipper (hic-cup) mood..

[Bad Dad]

Hey look, I've got pink stars now..!