Dear Mr. President,
Well, I'm not as rich as I was this time last year. Thanks, a bunch.
No, really...I'm serious, Joe. Thank-you! We're getting into bear market territory, and while my cash reserves are eroding daily, the time's coming very soon for me to buy. Even you can't fuck up the market forever.
And truthfully, I do know that the state of the economy isn't really your fault, not directly, anymore than the booming market of your predecessor was his. Presidents don't really have much control over the economy. I do know that, just as you know it. But since you like to play the blame game, fair's fair and I get to as well. It's just politics, amigo. And I've been watching you do politics since the Watergate era. I was only eight-years-old then, but I was living through the Stagflation that was most mostly attributable to your party's awful fiscal policies, and it left scars on my young soul. Poverty does that to kids, and we remember.
But...Presidents CAN influence public sentiment, and you obviously have screwed the pooch in that regard. CF your public approval ratings. So the market is tanking.
Thank you for that, because I get to go buy equity at lower prices. And the electorate is going to punish you and your party this fall. It's a win-win!
So keep appealing to your SJWs over the abortion thing. Definitely keep that up. Hell, even James Carville has bought into that whole distraction, and the LAST thing I want is for you to suddenly take his advice to Bill Clinton in the 90s seriously. So you just keep playing the culture war cards.
Keep up the mediocre work. Please.
Best regards,
Raz
