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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #135 on: February 04, 2015, 01:17:29 PM »

I drove 65 miles to our NJ office for a series of meetings and to work collaboratively on some new application servers and no one else showed up.  WTF?  Must be IT rejects from TXDave's workplace.
Yep, perhaps it is raining in their areas.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #136 on: February 04, 2015, 01:19:18 PM »

A Senior Trying To Set A Password
 
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case  character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
 
WINDOWS:  Sorry, that password is already in use.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #137 on: February 04, 2015, 01:29:51 PM »

Chit Travellin Dave done shot the banter dead.
He sure did.
Yeah, talk about a big bore...
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #138 on: February 04, 2015, 01:30:34 PM »

Car is fixed and ready to go. $1135. Sheesh.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #139 on: February 04, 2015, 01:33:08 PM »

Afternoon reprobates.  How's things?
Howdy, Kirpal.  Did you wind up getting CF tickets this year?

On the waiting list.  Shenanigans!
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #140 on: February 04, 2015, 01:49:56 PM »

Car is fixed and ready to go. $1135. Sheesh.
So based on your estimate and expectaions you got $165 leftover for cigars and whiskey, what's your complaint?
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #141 on: February 04, 2015, 02:14:40 PM »

Off to physical therapy.  Back in a while, gents.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #142 on: February 04, 2015, 02:17:47 PM »

Sorry, workaference here.  Did I miss the hazzuh?
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #143 on: February 04, 2015, 02:18:38 PM »

Sorry, workaference here.  Did I miss the hazzuh?

No, but you can fix my post count for me if you like.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #144 on: February 04, 2015, 02:21:05 PM »

Sorry, workaference here.  Did I miss the hazzuh?
Nope, here it comes - hazzuh!
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #145 on: February 04, 2015, 02:22:19 PM »

Afternoon reprobates.  How's things?
Howdy, Kirpal.  Did you wind up getting CF tickets this year?

On the waiting list.  Shenanigans!
I got lucky but I would just go to tailgate even if I didn't get tickets.  You don't really need 90% of the shit they give out either.  Plus Barry could probably get you in to just walk around if you're interested.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2015, 02:22:50 PM »

Sorry, workaference here.  Did I miss the hazzuh?
Nope, here it comes - hazzuh!
Later, Dave.  See ya on Friday.
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2015, 02:24:08 PM »

Sorry, workaference here.  Did I miss the hazzuh?

No, but you can fix my post count for me if you like.
I could but that wound up biting me in the ass in the past.  Besides, who gives a shit?
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #148 on: February 04, 2015, 02:27:04 PM »

 A             group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving             relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of             you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands. Then             they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you             loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some             can't remember.
The women then were told to take out their cell             phones and text to their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
The             women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person,             and to read aloud the text message they received, in response to             their message.
Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you             have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love....who             else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?                       
1.             Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick             or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What             now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you             mean?
6. What the hell did you do now?
7. Sarcasm?             Really?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you             need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this             message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we             agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is             coming to stay with us, isn't she?                                                                                                                             
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Re: 2/4/2015
« Reply #149 on: February 04, 2015, 02:27:21 PM »

Sorry, workaference here.  Did I miss the hazzuh?
Nope, here it comes - hazzuh!
Later Golf
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