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[A Friend of Charlie]

You will not get any argument from me on that need, every man should own at least one or two big bore wheel guns.

Or own a guy that does.

[Travellin Dave]

Hope she has to pay it!    She got into a little trouble when her parents (mother is a walmart) bought her name onto the U of MO Basketball Arena and then rats came out of the woodwork announcing her getting caught in some cheating while at the university.  Pretty funny.

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.

Patrick Dubbert -- who separated from Paige after less than 6 years of marriage -- says in legal docs obtained by TMZ, he misses his life and she needs to fork over between $210K and $240K a month AFTER TAXES (gross would be just over $400K a month) for necessities that include:

-  Rental home -- between $40K and 60K a month
-  Furniture -- $10K a month
-  Personal chef -- $6,700 a month
-  Clothes -- 5K a month
-  Personal trainer -- $2,500 a month
-  Vacations $30K a month (but that includes NetJets)
-  Entertainment $80K a month
-  Personal stylist -- $1K a month
-  Driver -- $4K a month

Dubbert complains he was living with Paige in their $11 million home, and now he's stuck in a Santa Monica apartment half of the year. He spends the other 6 months with his parents in Jefferson City, MO.

Dubbert's argument -- he's worked for her company, and he needs some time to get back into the job market -- and money -- to get back on his feet.

And he says, the law is the law and he's become accustomed to their lavish lifestyle, which included yacht parties that costs $500K a pop, travel in the Walmart private jet, and on and on.

He says Paige rakes in $872K a month just from stocks and dividends, so she can more than afford to pay him.

Here's the hardest one to swallow. He wants HER to pay him $2,500 so he can make charitable donations.

I applaud him.  What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

He does sound as high maintenance as Antnee...

[razgueado]

The man who's getting divorced from Walmart heiress Paige L says he's become accustomed to their lifestyle and needs around a quarter of a million bucks a month to keep the yacht afloat.

See, this is why I'm never going to be rich.  No matter how much money was at stake, I could never bring myself to go on public record with the court as a whining little pussy.  And apparently you have to be a whining little pussy to get rich women.  Come to think of it, most of the rich men I know have at least a minor case of vaginitis.

Given the opportunity you could just call me a wet vagina.

Anybody got a phone number for that?

[LuvTooGolf]

WTF is Dean, did not hear from him yesterday and no sign of him today.

He started the day with a EPC second and coffee, then moved onto a Partagas Black and more coffee. He's off to meet a friend for lunch then a meeting. He'll stop at the store for ingredients to make mushroom, swiss burgers for dinner.

LALTS

[A Friend of Charlie]

I know it's not a Shaun caliber menu, but I thought you'd like to know what they're offering here today:

Sizzling PM Grill                           
Gyro

Simmer – Soup           
Pasta Fagioli

Chef’s Corner              
Buffalo, Mac & Cheese

Your Deli                  
Egg Salad

[South Carolina Redfish]

I know it's not a Shaun caliber menu, but I thought you'd like to know what they're offering here today:

Sizzling PM Grill                           
Gyro

Simmer – Soup           
Pasta Fagioli

Chef’s Corner              
Buffalo, Mac & Cheese

Your Deli                  
Egg Salad

Dang that Mac & Cheese might hit the spot.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I know it's not a Shaun caliber menu, but I thought you'd like to know what they're offering here today:

Sizzling PM Grill                           
Gyro

Simmer – Soup           
Pasta Fagioli

Chef’s Corner              
Buffalo, Mac & Cheese

Your Deli                  
Egg Salad

Dang that Mac & Cheese might hit the spot.

I'm trying not to eat white flour but it really didn't look that good anyways.  I went with a cup of New England clam chowder and a salad.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I know it's not a Shaun caliber menu, but I thought you'd like to know what they're offering here today:

Sizzling PM Grill                           
Gyro

Simmer – Soup           
Pasta Fagioli

Chef’s Corner              
Buffalo, Mac & Cheese

Your Deli                  
Egg Salad

Dang that Mac & Cheese might hit the spot.

I'm trying not to eat white flour but it really didn't look that good anyways.  I went with a cup of New England clam chowder and a salad.

Same here on dieting but still sounds damn good!

[Travellin Dave]

Landed in CHI-on schedule for STL around 11a

Better grab you a couple of ChiTownDogs to carry you over till you get to STL

Pringles and Vitamin Water for breakfast-doesn't satisfy my hunger

Well, I don't really want to know about your hunger...
but it IS Chicago....there aren't any food offerings available in the terminal?

I am looking for a warm breakfast sammich, it has eluded me so far. Plenty of scones/muffins/commie food.

Just get the pizza and a beer. Done that for breakfast in CHI airports so many times it makes my arteries constrict to tell of it.

Morning, muchachos.

Morning Raz.

Mornin' Tex. It's killing me - a guy I know has a GP-100 for sale with the 6" barrel and fiber-optic sights. And I'm cash-poor. Argh.

You needed a big raise like I got!    That particular item does not do much for me, got Smith 27 and 629 Mountain Gun so about all the big hole revolvers I need.

You ain't kidding about the raise.

Only wheel gun I own right now is a cheapo .22, which is fun as hell for plinking but not much use in the woods.  I haven't owned a big bore since the 1980's when I had a 686 and a Ruger Blackhawk, and I really need a woods gun.  I don't get into big-bear country much, so a .357 should do for now.

I luv them myself but just something I don't need many of.   .357 Mag is the best handgun caliber  ever made IMHO.    Glock 10mm with the right ammo (Buffalo Bore for the woods and Double Tap for SD) and an aftermarket barrel with an extra inch on it is a badass 15 shot machine  though.

Know what to get you for Christmas...http://www.gundigeststore.com/big-bore-revolvers?lid=gdjpbl080612

[South Carolina Redfish]

Chit Travellin Dave done shot the banter dead.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Chit Travellin Dave done shot the banter dead.

He sure did.

[Dalek]

Afternoon reprobates.  How's things?

[A Friend of Charlie]

I drove 65 miles to our NJ office for a series of meetings and to work collaboratively on some new application servers and no one else showed up.  WTF?  Must be IT rejects from TXDave's workplace.

[South Carolina Redfish]

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[A Friend of Charlie]

Afternoon reprobates.  How's things?

Howdy, Kirpal.  Did you wind up getting CF tickets this year?