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[Oyam18]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

Yeah and just what I need, a mental image a of a chubby Italian crankin' one off

[jswaykos]

OK, gonna wrap some things up here at the office before anything else lands on my desk.  Gotta do some booze shopping and get home in time for an afternoon cigar.  Have a great rest of the week and weekend, all.

[Threebean]

Dang it, who called Oy and told him that men and boobs were mentioned in the same paragraph.  Just when you though it was safe to lurk...

[Travellin Dave]

Something to do on a day off.

Smoke upside down in a tree?

[Travellin Dave]

OK, gonna wrap some things up here at the office before anything else lands on my desk.  Gotta do some booze shopping and get home in time for an afternoon cigar.  Have a great rest of the week and weekend, all.

Have a good one J!

[sfish]

I'm outta here boys, see you tomorrow

[Threebean]

I'm outta here boys, see you tomorrow

Later fishy. 

[A Friend of Charlie]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

Yeah and just what I need, a mental image a of a chubby Italian crankin' one off

My first instinct was, how the fuck did Oy get a picture of me with my shirt off?

[South Carolina Redfish]

That is a terrible picture of you they posted of you Bean.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

Yeah and just what I need, a mental image a of a chubby Italian crankin' one off

My first instinct was, how the fuck did Oy get a picture of me with my shirt off?

I thought it was Bean

[South Carolina Redfish]

Buenos Dias Senor's.   Back from the Alamo, a little freezing rain down there but a bit warmer and no rain here.

[Threebean]

That is a terrible picture of you they posted of you Bean.

Hey, it ain't Tuesday yet.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Dirty Martini reminds me of this girl I used to know...  Martini was really her last name.  I can't remember for the life of me what her first name was.

Sounds like you were close

I remember what her tits looked like.

They felt like bags of sand, I'm sure...

I was 16 and she was 18 and drunk off her ass.  I think her name was Pam.  She was a butter face but she had great tits.

Great but could she suck the color out of a marble? That's what we want to know...Sorry Pam, no offense, GFY!

Sadly, I never found out.  Sadder, even with the horrible alcohol breath, that little bit of tit and ass grab was all I needed to get off.  It still is.

Very sorry to hear that...

Yeah and just what I need, a mental image a of a chubby Italian crankin' one off

My first instinct was, how the fuck did Oy get a picture of me with my shirt off?

I thought it was Bean

It turns out that it isn't me, so maybe it is Mark.

[South Carolina Redfish]

That is a terrible picture of you they posted of you Bean.

Hey, it ain't Tuesday yet.

Just jumped on an open opportunity.

[cigarbreath]

Baby, it's cold out there.  Like three days of single digit highs and single digit negative lows.  The dials on the gas meter ere spinning so fast we found it across the street.