Quote from: BackyardSmoker on November 12, 2014, 10:55:17 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on November 12, 2014, 10:53:32 AMSpeaking of massages where the fuk is Dean???Is he getting his tramp stamp colored in this afternoon?Did he check in at all this morning?
Quote from: Texas Redfish on November 12, 2014, 10:53:32 AMSpeaking of massages where the fuk is Dean???Is he getting his tramp stamp colored in this afternoon?
Speaking of massages where the fuk is Dean???
Damn, 75 posts while I'm gone - chatty-kathys!
Quote from: BackyardSmoker on November 12, 2014, 10:57:05 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:50:21 AMQuote from: BackyardSmoker on November 12, 2014, 10:45:14 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on November 12, 2014, 10:41:01 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Don't be mad but spit in her OJ.It may upset her more if he just leaves it on a dresser, just out of reach, so she has to get out from under the covers to get it.Now that's a great idea....! Is that what they refer to as passive aggressive...?Not sure, but I would get a smile out of it.Another fun thing to mess with her would be to unplug the blanket when she's not looking. That's just me though.I actually laughed out loud on that one. I like how you think... I could probably convince her that the blanket is broke so I could use it in the living room while I watch tv... I'll wrap a piece of electrical tape around it and tell her it's too dangerous for her to use...
Quote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:50:21 AMQuote from: BackyardSmoker on November 12, 2014, 10:45:14 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on November 12, 2014, 10:41:01 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Don't be mad but spit in her OJ.It may upset her more if he just leaves it on a dresser, just out of reach, so she has to get out from under the covers to get it.Now that's a great idea....! Is that what they refer to as passive aggressive...?Not sure, but I would get a smile out of it.Another fun thing to mess with her would be to unplug the blanket when she's not looking. That's just me though.
Quote from: BackyardSmoker on November 12, 2014, 10:45:14 AMQuote from: A Friend of Charlie on November 12, 2014, 10:41:01 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Don't be mad but spit in her OJ.It may upset her more if he just leaves it on a dresser, just out of reach, so she has to get out from under the covers to get it.Now that's a great idea....! Is that what they refer to as passive aggressive...?
Quote from: A Friend of Charlie on November 12, 2014, 10:41:01 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Don't be mad but spit in her OJ.It may upset her more if he just leaves it on a dresser, just out of reach, so she has to get out from under the covers to get it.
Quote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Don't be mad but spit in her OJ.
I'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..
Quote from: CigarGuy87 on November 12, 2014, 11:07:07 AMDamn, 75 posts while I'm gone - chatty-kathys!Making up for recent piss-poor performances.
Quote from: Texas Redfish on November 12, 2014, 11:07:48 AMQuote from: CigarGuy87 on November 12, 2014, 11:07:07 AMDamn, 75 posts while I'm gone - chatty-kathys!Making up for recent piss-poor performances.Trying to dethrone me from my #2 spot?
Quote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 11:02:33 AMQuote from: Texas Redfish on November 12, 2014, 10:51:34 AMQuote from: ss2 on November 12, 2014, 10:41:32 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Question is would getting mad at her provide anything useful. having been married 36 years myself, i'd have to say nothing good could come of making an issue of this.And after 39 years nothing good comes from not pissing them off either so at least if you piss them off they don't talk so there is a significant benefitActually, my wife never stops talking. And she has this habit of starting her sentences in the middle, going to the end, then starts the beginning, and ends at the middle. So your completely confused at what she is saying, until she's done, and then you have to figure out exactly what she meant.Time for you to bring out the duct tape and seal that leak
Quote from: Texas Redfish on November 12, 2014, 10:51:34 AMQuote from: ss2 on November 12, 2014, 10:41:32 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Question is would getting mad at her provide anything useful. having been married 36 years myself, i'd have to say nothing good could come of making an issue of this.And after 39 years nothing good comes from not pissing them off either so at least if you piss them off they don't talk so there is a significant benefitActually, my wife never stops talking. And she has this habit of starting her sentences in the middle, going to the end, then starts the beginning, and ends at the middle. So your completely confused at what she is saying, until she's done, and then you have to figure out exactly what she meant.
Quote from: ss2 on November 12, 2014, 10:41:32 AMQuote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Question is would getting mad at her provide anything useful. having been married 36 years myself, i'd have to say nothing good could come of making an issue of this.And after 39 years nothing good comes from not pissing them off either so at least if you piss them off they don't talk so there is a significant benefit
Quote from: Bad Dad on November 12, 2014, 10:38:09 AMI'm afraid I'm starting to turn into one of those grumpy old men. I was taking my wife some orange juice as she's lying in bed. There's about a foot and a half space between the wall and her side of the bed. As I'm walking between the space, my wife said, "I'm cold, watch out for the electric blanket I put onto the bed." As I walk closer, my foot get's caught up into this big ball of spider web of wires about the size of a socker ball. I almost tripped and fell. She said, "I TOLD you to watch out for the electric blanket..!" Actually, I was watching the electric blanket the whole time, but I was looking at it on the bed. Now I can't figure out if I should be mad at her or not..Question is would getting mad at her provide anything useful. having been married 36 years myself, i'd have to say nothing good could come of making an issue of this.
Quote from: CigarGuy87 on November 12, 2014, 11:07:07 AMDamn, 75 posts while I'm gone - chatty-kathys!Were waz u? Getting a new acronym dictionary for skool.
Quote from: BackyardSmoker on November 12, 2014, 11:13:06 AMQuote from: CigarGuy87 on November 12, 2014, 11:07:07 AMDamn, 75 posts while I'm gone - chatty-kathys!Were waz u? Getting a new acronym dictionary for skool.No, that's a new official HR term he just learned yesterday.
Lunch Break... Ham & Swiss on a Kaiser roll.
Quote from: CigarGuy87 on November 12, 2014, 11:07:07 AMDamn, 75 posts while I'm gone - chatty-kathys!Who pulled your string...?
