I bet you're not seeing a lamp...
Actually, I was just getting ready to ask you what the purple tattoo on her butt was..?
Not to worry. You aren't the only one. We're just wired different... or from Mars... or some such bullshit. lol
I looked at all the lamps in my house, and there's not any that look like that..!
Tell the warden you want a newer, younger looking lamp. Then tell her you think you saw one next door.
Years ago my wife bought the clapper so she could turn the lights off in our bedroom when we went to bed. Little did we know that the sound frequency that turns the clapper on and off, was the same frequency that my wife makes while having sex. Every Saturday night our bedroom looked like a discotek....