Just for you CG:
Seven Funny Quotes on Bird Hunting
“A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good duck hunter.” – Anonymous
“Before he’s hatched, a male turkey lies in his shell, thinking up ways to outmaneuver the human hunter. This is a scientific fact to which any gobbler hunter will attest.” – Charlie Elliot
“If Adam had known a double gun and bird dog, he’d never allowed the jezebel Eve to play in the apple orchard. Bet on it.” – John R. Smestad
“Life is just too short to go quail hunting with the wrong people.” – President Jimmy Carter
“You know what the ideal dove gun for any given day is? Your other—the one you left at home.” – Gene Hill
“The reason I am awed by shotgun shooters is that most of them don’t know how in the hell they do what they do.” – Charles F. Waterman
“To take advantage of the last precious minutes, you’ve got to stay afield as late as the birds do, regardless of a houseful of guests, the sanguine promises you’ve made the missus, or the overdraft bank notice at home. To heck with everybody and everything when birds are feeding and fish are biting. Stay late and lie like a dog if necessary.” – Havilah Babcock
