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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #120 on: September 28, 2018, 05:21:41 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
soon as I see snow I head back south!
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #121 on: September 28, 2018, 05:24:33 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
soon as I see snow I head back south!
With the women you date don't you see snow every time you head south?
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #122 on: September 28, 2018, 05:29:45 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
soon as I see snow I head back south!
With the women you date don't you see snow every time you head south?
there may be snow on the roof but there's still heat in the furnace.
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #123 on: September 28, 2018, 05:34:19 PM »

Two 90 year old women are sitting in front of a nursing home one day, smoking cigarettes, when it started to rain. The first woman pulls a condom out of her purse, snips of the tip of it and pulls it over her cigarette and finishes smoking.
The second woman looks at her and asks her "What are you doing?"
The first woman says "I'm keeping my cigarette dry."
The second woman then says "I should try that."
The next day the second woman goes to the pharmacy and says "I need a box of condoms!"
The pharmacists looks at her and thinks "This woman is 90 years old, what the heck does she need condoms for" but he decides "Oh well I guess I'll sell them to her anyways."
He then asks the woman "What brand would you like madam?"
The old woman replies "Doesn't matter to me....as long as they fit a CAMEL!!"
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #124 on: September 28, 2018, 05:37:44 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
Better pack the snow chains!
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #125 on: September 28, 2018, 05:38:17 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
soon as I see snow I head back south!
With the women you date don't you see snow every time you head south?
LMFAO
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #126 on: September 28, 2018, 06:11:17 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
soon as I see snow I head back south!
With the women you date don't you see snow every time you head south?
Hehehe
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #127 on: September 28, 2018, 06:23:35 PM »

Spending the afternoon with Steve Saka.
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #128 on: September 28, 2018, 07:27:45 PM »

Spending the afternoon with Steve Saka.
Are you still there? I'm guessing not, since it's no longer afternoon. Did you try anything new?
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #129 on: September 28, 2018, 09:10:56 PM »

damn, from Virginia north it won't get out of the 70's with some lows in the 40's, brrrr.
Sounds like you will likely see some snow.
soon as I see snow I head back south!
With the women you date don't you see snow every time you head south?
Now even I would have to say that's a low cold blow....    ;)
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #130 on: September 28, 2018, 09:13:43 PM »

Spending the afternoon with Steve Saka.
Holy Hookah's Batman...!!!
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #131 on: September 28, 2018, 09:16:57 PM »

Two 90 year old women are sitting in front of a nursing home one day, smoking cigarettes, when it started to rain. The first woman pulls a condom out of her purse, snips of the tip of it and pulls it over her cigarette and finishes smoking.
The second woman looks at her and asks her "What are you doing?"
The first woman says "I'm keeping my cigarette dry."
The second woman then says "I should try that."
The next day the second woman goes to the pharmacy and says "I need a box of condoms!"
The pharmacists looks at her and thinks "This woman is 90 years old, what the heck does she need condoms for" but he decides "Oh well I guess I'll sell them to her anyways."
He then asks the woman "What brand would you like madam?"
The old woman replies "Doesn't matter to me....as long as they fit a CAMEL!!"
Good one...!  Haha  ha.
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #132 on: September 28, 2018, 11:26:36 PM »

Spending the afternoon with Steve Saka.
Are you still there? I'm guessing not, since it's no longer afternoon. Did you try anything new?
Had a free Sobremesa and Mi Querida while there. Bought a Muestra de Saca and Sin Compromisa for later.
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #133 on: September 28, 2018, 11:27:49 PM »

What shall I have to finish the evening...
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Re: 9/28/2018
« Reply #134 on: September 28, 2018, 11:32:47 PM »

You guys did great today, it would be a shame not to make page 10. 
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