While I was in the shower, my wife told me she had bough some bagels. They are big, so she asked if I wanded half of her. Bacon, egg, and cheese bagels. Sounded pretty good. I found my half of begel. Rather than slice it from top to bottom, she sliced it side to side, so she got all of the bacon, egg and cheese top part, and I got the bottom all bread part. Oh, god...!