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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #45 on: April 09, 2018, 10:06:57 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF. 
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #46 on: April 09, 2018, 10:36:35 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Usually that's the reason for most everything.
It's definitely why I like the 601 Green.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #47 on: April 09, 2018, 10:37:02 AM »

Morning Dave, Tony and Dean.
morning Dave.
I feel like I should be wearing safety goggles with that avvy of yours.
She's cutting a hole in that window, maybe.

Morning, muchachos.
Hola Raz.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #48 on: April 09, 2018, 10:42:28 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
Yup. I actually considered buying a new truck recently, until I found exactly the one I wanted and the guy said "72k."

Dafuq you say?
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2018, 10:42:53 AM »

Morning Dave, Tony and Dean.
morning Dave.
I feel like I should be wearing safety goggles with that avvy of yours.
She's cutting a hole in that window, maybe.

Morning, muchachos.
Hola Raz.
Buenos dias, Seņor Alcalde.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2018, 10:45:16 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
Really....isn't that a contradiction in terms?
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2018, 10:46:53 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Usually that's the reason for most everything.
It's definitely why I like the 601 Green.
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LALTS
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2018, 10:47:12 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
Yeah, but do you really need the spinning rims?
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2018, 10:47:52 AM »

Currently Jammin':
601 Green Habano Oscuro Tronco
10/$39.99
And now for Chip's favorite...
Alec Bradley Tempus Quadrum (Box-Press)
10/$39.99
La Herencia Cubana CORE
15/$49.99
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2018, 10:48:27 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
Yeah, but do you really need the spinning rims?
I think it was the hot tub in the bed.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2018, 10:49:39 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Still smell like fish?
LOL, no.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2018, 10:50:14 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
But an F-150 starts at $27,705 !   ???   ;)
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #57 on: April 09, 2018, 10:50:32 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
that's it then, ha.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2018, 10:53:25 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
I did the same thing awhile ago. Ford has some nice looking trucks but WAY out of my price range, same with Chevy. I don-t like Dodge unless they decide to bring the old Power Wagon back.
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Re: 4/9/2018
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2018, 10:55:01 AM »

washing my truck every six months whether it needs it or not may have to get kicked to quarterly. cab was a mess. wondering now why I got such a big truck.
Usually, it's because of a small penis.  ;)
Speaking of big truck compensation, I was at the local Ford dealership this morning dropping off and browsed the lot while waiting for my ride.  A disturbing number of $60 - $70K pickup trucks available.  WTF.
But an F-150 starts at $27,705 !   ???   ;)
Yes, but then you add in for tires, motor, transmission, glass in the windows,  it all adds up!
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