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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #90 on: February 12, 2018, 01:17:01 PM »

Everybody got their VD all planned out?  Got my VD AVIs out to remind you.  Mr. Bean's request will be addressed next week.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #91 on: February 12, 2018, 01:21:00 PM »

Everybody got their VD all planned out?  Got my VD AVIs out to remind you.  Mr. Bean's request will be addressed next week.
I plan to not get VD for VD.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #92 on: February 12, 2018, 01:21:42 PM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)
Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones.
Not just her...there is an entire lost generation.
If you take a dog to obedience school and it still shits on the carpet, you don't blame the dog, you blame the training. So don't blame her generation, blame the generation that raised hers. ;)
Just another deflection of blame.....not my fault, not my fault.
Isn't that statement the same thing?  8)
This makes my head hurt.
Might be COČ poisoning. Is your roof dryer vent clogged?
And I think you meant CO poisoning.  CO2 is not a toxic gas.  Just ask your house plant.
Lol, yes, you are correct. Chalk that one up to pre-lunch hunger.
May not be a poison, but not readily breathable either
Also a fine point.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #93 on: February 12, 2018, 01:27:18 PM »

@LTG, you'll be the talk of the clubhouse with one of these caddies tagging along behind you.  http://www.kgw.com/article/news/goats-replacing-humans-as-caddies-on-eastern-oregon-golf-course/283-516844232
Awesome. "If you guys want to get fired, if you want to be replaced by goats, just keep it up."
Lacey Underall:
 My uncle says you've got a screw loose.

Ty Webb:
 Your uncle molests collies.
My son's girlfriend just got a new puppy and named her Lacy.
Didn't understand when I called her Lacy Underall.
That's just sad. Maybe fart and ask if somebody stepped on a duck, perhaps she'd get that reference.
I also had to explain "light in the loafers" this weekend as well.  (from my father watching Olympic ice skating)
Sounds like she is without hope.  Perhaps if you were to tweet/snapchat/instragram this stuff she would pay more attention to important cultural touchstones.
Not just her...there is an entire lost generation.
If you take a dog to obedience school and it still shits on the carpet, you don't blame the dog, you blame the training. So don't blame her generation, blame the generation that raised hers. ;)
Just another deflection of blame.....not my fault, not my fault.
Isn't that statement the same thing?  8)
This makes my head hurt.
Might be COČ poisoning. Is your roof dryer vent clogged?
And I think you meant CO poisoning.  CO2 is not a toxic gas.  Just ask your house plant.
Lol, yes, you are correct. Chalk that one up to pre-lunch hunger.
May not be a poison, but not readily breathable either
Not in lieu of O2 anyway. 
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #94 on: February 12, 2018, 01:29:46 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #95 on: February 12, 2018, 01:32:51 PM »

got a buddy coming over that thinks he can fix my old free dryer, and he thinks my vent through the roof is plugged.
Who vents a dryer through the roof?
Not unusual when the laundry room is centrally located in the home.
Just think that's great for assuring lint buildup and eventual fire.
Don't disagree.  A roof discharge will likely be ignored vs one on an outside wall.  Plus I wonder about that warm moist air discharged onto the roof during the winter.  Heater vent stacks are tall enough to keep it way from the roof, but not so the dryer vents.  Freeze, thaw, freeze, thaw, etc.
Down here I've seen them installed in the floors of modulars and trailers. Why mine is through the roof is beyond me, washer and dryer are in the garage.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #96 on: February 12, 2018, 01:34:47 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
Saw that on the news. They thought they knew where all the caverns were until that opened up.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #97 on: February 12, 2018, 01:36:18 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
Saw that on the news. They thought they knew where all the caverns were until that opened up.
It was on the news all the way down there?  Must be a sinkhole community thing.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #98 on: February 12, 2018, 01:49:46 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
Saw that on the news. They thought they knew where all the caverns were until that opened up.
It was on the news all the way down there?  Must be a sinkhole community thing.
Can you spell karst?
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #99 on: February 12, 2018, 01:52:20 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
Look out below!
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #100 on: February 12, 2018, 01:55:04 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
Saw that on the news. They thought they knew where all the caverns were until that opened up.
We have a lot in our area, who knows how many undiscovered.  When construction crews run across one it pretty much shuts down the project until authorities can size up the situation and biologists can check it for an endangered spider species called the Bone Cave Harvestman.  That little bastard has squashed more than one project.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #101 on: February 12, 2018, 01:56:53 PM »

Everybody got their VD all planned out?  Got my VD AVIs out to remind you.  Mr. Bean's request will be addressed next week.
I plan to not get VD for VD.
good plan!
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #102 on: February 12, 2018, 02:01:33 PM »

I think I may have Dean beat in the sinkhole category.  This is five minutes from my house.
http://kxan.com/2018/02/09/with-a-huge-cavern-below-brushy-creek-homeowners-on-edge-about-foundation/
Saw that on the news. They thought they knew where all the caverns were until that opened up.
Contractors will have to invest in GPR just to build a house if this trend keeps up.
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #103 on: February 12, 2018, 02:12:26 PM »

Everybody got their VD all planned out?  Got my VD AVIs out to remind you.  Mr. Bean's request will be addressed next week.
I plan to not get VD for VD.
good plan!
The wife will be especially supportive of the plan!
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Re: 2/12/2018
« Reply #104 on: February 12, 2018, 02:19:53 PM »

Everybody got their VD all planned out?  Got my VD AVIs out to remind you.  Mr. Bean's request will be addressed next week.
I plan to not get VD for VD.
good plan!
The wife will be especially supportive of the plan!
I can imagine
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