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[jswaykos]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

My guess:  It has something to with this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/29/san-diego-man-accused-intentionally-spreading-hiv/

This guy:  http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/School-warns-of-man-intentionally-spreading-HIV-220541781.html

Or this guy:  http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/man-spreads-hiv/d/story/RlALZbOdbk-ltHk76owQNA

So people see something like that and freak out.  Maybe there was no air marshall on the flight and diverting is their procedure?

There is seldom an air marshall on a domestic flight unless they are just dead heading to another airport.  Plane landed in Omaha that will teach those passengers to complain cause it is one crappy airport to get stuck at.

Often on coast to coast flights.

How would you know "they are so hard to identify"  -  LMAO   I have seen them on a few Miami and NY flights and that is about it domestically but sometimes they are going home and to other airports and are technically on duty then.

Just texted my BIL, who works in LE and still has many colleagues who work as air marshalls... they're on domestic flights all the time.  Typically longer flights in to highly populated and thus 'higher risk' cities.  Of course, not every single flight in and out because of the sheer volume of flights.

So if you're flying in to Fargo, ND, there's no marshall.

I believe they are in the process of closing their office in San Diego along with several others

That's fantastic.  I don't actually care this much.  Note to all - don't masturbate and then try to open the doors on the plane.  Air marshall or not, it won't end well for you. 

[BackyardSmoker]

Not so good when I have three updates on one page of banter.....sheesh!

At least they're moving. 3/Hr. Probably just fukked it there... sorry.

[dwgbryant]

now I have nothing to do but smoke cigars and watch the world go by.
 

[jswaykos]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

[Travellin Dave]

now I have nothing to do but smoke cigars and watch the world go by.
 

....and watch out for gators and skeeters!

[Threebean]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

My guess:  It has something to with this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/29/san-diego-man-accused-intentionally-spreading-hiv/

This guy:  http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/School-warns-of-man-intentionally-spreading-HIV-220541781.html

Or this guy:  http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/man-spreads-hiv/d/story/RlALZbOdbk-ltHk76owQNA

So people see something like that and freak out.  Maybe there was no air marshall on the flight and diverting is their procedure?

There is seldom an air marshall on a domestic flight unless they are just dead heading to another airport.  Plane landed in Omaha that will teach those passengers to complain cause it is one crappy airport to get stuck at.

Often on coast to coast flights.

How would you know "they are so hard to identify"  -  LMAO   I have seen them on a few Miami and NY flights and that is about it domestically but sometimes they are going home and to other airports and are technically on duty then.

Just texted my BIL, who works in LE and still has many colleagues who work as air marshalls... they're on domestic flights all the time.  Typically longer flights in to highly populated and thus 'higher risk' cities.  Of course, not every single flight in and out because of the sheer volume of flights.

So if you're flying in to Fargo, ND, there's no marshall.

I believe they are in the process of closing their office in San Diego along with several others

That's fantastic.  I don't actually care this much.  Note to all - don't masturbate and then try to open the doors on the plane.  Air marshall or not, it won't end well for you.

So one or the other, but not both.  Got it.

[jswaykos]

OK let's take role and see who is missing this morning!

VIRGIN flight made emergency landing after passenger caught masturbating...

What's the big deal, was it flying across the aisle and landing in somebody's peanuts?

You still get peanuts???

Sure as hell don't on Virgin Air but do on Delta (well sometimes stale pretzels) and SW but only a bag of 3 nuts.

You know, this seems like a good opportunity for the airlines to boost revenue again.  Handjobs. Also would stop the masturbating.  Win-win.

Anyone else notice that diverting the flight / emergency landing over the stupidest shit has been occurring about once a week?  Was the guy doing it at his seat in front of children?  Otherwise, I just don't give a rat's ass and I'm pissed that I'm being delayed because of it.

Yeah, there must be more to this story.  Would be simple to arrest him upon landing.

I doubt there was.  I'm wondering if pilots make more money for the extra landing and takeoff.  It seems to be happening regularly.  Unless someone poses a threat to another passenger, why divert the plane?  I think I used to hear stories where someone would have a heart attack and die and the airlines still continued the flight.  Now we're diverting because some jackoff is jacking off?

My guess:  It has something to with this guy:http://www.foxnews.com/health/2014/08/29/san-diego-man-accused-intentionally-spreading-hiv/

This guy:  http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/School-warns-of-man-intentionally-spreading-HIV-220541781.html

Or this guy:  http://www.arklatexhomepage.com/story/man-spreads-hiv/d/story/RlALZbOdbk-ltHk76owQNA

So people see something like that and freak out.  Maybe there was no air marshall on the flight and diverting is their procedure?

There is seldom an air marshall on a domestic flight unless they are just dead heading to another airport.  Plane landed in Omaha that will teach those passengers to complain cause it is one crappy airport to get stuck at.

Often on coast to coast flights.

How would you know "they are so hard to identify"  -  LMAO   I have seen them on a few Miami and NY flights and that is about it domestically but sometimes they are going home and to other airports and are technically on duty then.

Just texted my BIL, who works in LE and still has many colleagues who work as air marshalls... they're on domestic flights all the time.  Typically longer flights in to highly populated and thus 'higher risk' cities.  Of course, not every single flight in and out because of the sheer volume of flights.

So if you're flying in to Fargo, ND, there's no marshall.

I believe they are in the process of closing their office in San Diego along with several others

That's fantastic.  I don't actually care this much.  Note to all - don't masturbate and then try to open the doors on the plane.  Air marshall or not, it won't end well for you.

So one or the other, but not both.  Got it.

Exactly.  Keyword there is the "and".  If you're gonna open the exit doors mid flight, keep your pants on.

[sfish]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

I just masturbated

[Threebean]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

I just masturbated

As long as your at your office desk and not on an airplane.

[BackyardSmoker]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

I just masturbated

As long as your at your office desk and not on an airplane.

According to the sexual harassment module, that is also frowned upon. Who'd a thunk?

[dogdays]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

I just masturbated

As long as your at your office desk and not on an airplane.

According to the sexual harassment module, that is also frowned upon. Who'd a thunk?

LOL!

[BackyardSmoker]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

That IS good news. The bombers go fast out here. Anything that has an available 6pk gets ordered at the local shop.

[jswaykos]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

That IS good news. The bombers go fast out here. Anything that has an available 6pk gets ordered at the local shop.

I just like that it'll be cheaper to get in six packs.  Bombers go for about $7 here... almost $0.32 per ounce.  That's roughly the equivalent of a $23 6-pack.  I'm sure it'll be available for closer to $15 for the 6-pack. 

[Travellin Dave]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

I just masturbated

Thanks for the contribution to our afternoon!

[Travellin Dave]

Mostly for Scott, if he's lurking... from today's Ballast Point email:

We've got a few wins to celebrate this week... First, a win for you. Last week we let you know about the arrival of Dorado Double IPA in 6pks, and now, right on the heels of that, we're also bringing you Victory at Sea 6pks. You asked, and we answered. Now, rather than hoarding one big bottle for yourself, you can share these 12oz bottles with all of your friends. (Or just keep on keeping it all for yourself, but what fun is that?)  We're introducing both packages slowly starting in San Diego - check our tasting rooms and your go-to beer shops.

Victory at Sea six packs.  Awesome.

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