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[dwgbryant]

Been waiting about a month or so for today's meeting.  Management's been all tight lipped about it.  I know layoffs are coming but I think this is where they tell us that they outsourced the operation and we're now officially employs of...

Oh boy, I hope everything works out well for you Tony

I'd love to chime in with an uplifting story to perk everyone up in this situation, but after working 34 years for a corporation, I can't seem to think of one.  Sorry...

the difference between working for the same company for 34 years and being married for 34 years is .................................................. the job still sucks.

I don't exactly think you got that right Dean or else you are one of a kind.   The job generally quits sucking is more like it.

I have been married since 1976 to three women with about a 3 year break in between. retired twice after 35 years. the job always sucked, the wives, not so often. ha.

[CigarGuy87]

Nica Rusticas on the MASH

$3 cheaper than the jam pricing, too.  Dammit, Shaun!

Get 20 and then use 'catsrule' and get a ton of $$ off!

Yeah, that ain't working.  I'll try again.

It shows up on the checkout screen, not in your cart anymore...FYI

Didn't show up at that checkout screen the first time, but did when I tried it again.  Threw in the Noir 5 pack, averaged out to $3.70 a stick, so I'm happy.  I take back that MF'er I muttered under my breath earlier, Shaun.

No problem but, I know you didn't mean it! 

[CigarGuy87]

Good morning all!  Hope today is starting out pleasantly for everyone! Good luck Tony!  I was sold with a company a few years ago and it was a bit weird I admit, but turned out ok.

The company I work for has acquired over 100, but we are nice and never let anyone go...at least for the first year and then they prove how worthless they are.

Sounds like my kinda company. Maybe I could telecommute.

Humidor is open homie

Uhhh, that makes no sense

I was saying, since our companies sound similar, move to ND!  Don't make me explain it again like last week!

But he said he was going to telecommute, are you going to blow smoke through the phone?

GFY 

[CigarGuy87]

Been waiting about a month or so for today's meeting.  Management's been all tight lipped about it.  I know layoffs are coming but I think this is where they tell us that they outsourced the operation and we're now officially employs of...

Oh boy, I hope everything works out well for you Tony

I'd love to chime in with an uplifting story to perk everyone up in this situation, but after working 34 years for a corporation, I can't seem to think of one.  Sorry...

the difference between working for the same company for 34 years and being married for 34 years is .................................................. the job still sucks.

I don't exactly think you got that right Dean or else you are one of a kind.   The job generally quits sucking is more like it.

I have been married since 1976 to three women with about a 3 year break in between. retired twice after 35 years. the job always sucked, the wives, not so often. ha.

If my wife sucked as much as my job does I would have a permanently wet crotch!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Almost time for a couple of sheesh's.

+1

good morning Chip and Dave.
Camacho connie and coffee.
fucking dark outside.

Funny how that happens at 6 in the morning....

Happens quite a bit to slackers and retired people that normally sleep till Oprah comes on.

I have not watched tv since June.

That's not true, I never watch Oprah.  It's the View, and Honey Boo Boo.

Even more disgusting, guess you sit with the warden and watch Dancing With The Stars like OY does too.

See, I knew TXDave was a fan of that show.  That little spin move on his way back to the table at the herf was the first clue.

WRONG!    I raise so much hell about that stupid show the Warden does not even watch it cause I will start ranting.

[sfish]

Nica Rusticas on the MASH

$3 cheaper than the jam pricing, too.  Dammit, Shaun!

Get 20 and then use 'catsrule' and get a ton of $$ off!

Get 10, add a Boveda pack, use the coupon and you're under $41

[LuvTooGolf]

Been waiting about a month or so for today's meeting.  Management's been all tight lipped about it.  I know layoffs are coming but I think this is where they tell us that they outsourced the operation and we're now officially employs of...

Oh boy, I hope everything works out well for you Tony

I'd love to chime in with an uplifting story to perk everyone up in this situation, but after working 34 years for a corporation, I can't seem to think of one.  Sorry...

the difference between working for the same company for 34 years and being married for 34 years is .................................................. the job still sucks.

I don't exactly think you got that right Dean or else you are one of a kind.   The job generally quits sucking is more like it.

I have been married since 1976 to three women with about a 3 year break in between. retired twice after 35 years. the job always sucked, the wives, not so often. ha.

If my wife sucked as much as my job does I would have a permanently wet crotch!

Nailed it.

[sfish]

Good morning all!  Hope today is starting out pleasantly for everyone! Good luck Tony!  I was sold with a company a few years ago and it was a bit weird I admit, but turned out ok.

The company I work for has acquired over 100, but we are nice and never let anyone go...at least for the first year and then they prove how worthless they are.

Sounds like my kinda company. Maybe I could telecommute.

Humidor is open homie

Uhhh, that makes no sense

I was saying, since our companies sound similar, move to ND!  Don't make me explain it again like last week!

But he said he was going to telecommute, are you going to blow smoke through the phone?

GFY 

CNS

[South Carolina Redfish]

Been waiting about a month or so for today's meeting.  Management's been all tight lipped about it.  I know layoffs are coming but I think this is where they tell us that they outsourced the operation and we're now officially employs of...

Oh boy, I hope everything works out well for you Tony

I'd love to chime in with an uplifting story to perk everyone up in this situation, but after working 34 years for a corporation, I can't seem to think of one.  Sorry...

the difference between working for the same company for 34 years and being married for 34 years is .................................................. the job still sucks.

I don't exactly think you got that right Dean or else you are one of a kind.   The job generally quits sucking is more like it.

I have been married since 1976 to three women with about a 3 year break in between. retired twice after 35 years. the job always sucked, the wives, not so often. ha.

If my wife sucked as much as my job does I would have a permanently wet crotch!

Nailed it.

Now that would be correct

[dwgbryant]

oh well.

[Bad Dad]

Almost time for a couple of sheesh's.

+1

good morning Chip and Dave.
Camacho connie and coffee.
fucking dark outside.

Funny how that happens at 6 in the morning....

Happens quite a bit to slackers and retired people that normally sleep till Oprah comes on.

I have not watched tv since June.

That's not true, I never watch Oprah.  It's the View, and Honey Boo Boo.

Even more disgusting, guess you sit with the warden and watch Dancing With The Stars like OY does too.

I have to watch Dancing with the Stars by myself.  The wife has to sleep for nightshift.  The music is really good, the dancing girls are hot, and then there's normally some comedy such as Tommy Chong being one of the dancers.  I also like watching Bristol Palin dance.  They had a chair on the dance floor during one of her numbers, and I couldn't figure out why it was there.  It turned out that she was so heavy, that she had to get on the chair so her partner could pick her up in one of the dance moves... haha

[Travellin Dave]

Been waiting about a month or so for today's meeting.  Management's been all tight lipped about it.  I know layoffs are coming but I think this is where they tell us that they outsourced the operation and we're now officially employs of...

Oh boy, I hope everything works out well for you Tony

I'd love to chime in with an uplifting story to perk everyone up in this situation, but after working 34 years for a corporation, I can't seem to think of one.  Sorry...

the difference between working for the same company for 34 years and being married for 34 years is .................................................. the job still sucks.

I don't exactly think you got that right Dean or else you are one of a kind.   The job generally quits sucking is more like it.

I have been married since 1976 to three women with about a 3 year break in between. retired twice after 35 years. the job always sucked, the wives, not so often. ha.

If my wife sucked as much as my job does I would have a permanently wet crotch!

Or permanently dry....depending on.....

[Threebean]

Almost time for a couple of sheesh's.

+1

good morning Chip and Dave.
Camacho connie and coffee.
fucking dark outside.

Funny how that happens at 6 in the morning....

Happens quite a bit to slackers and retired people that normally sleep till Oprah comes on.

I have not watched tv since June.

That's not true, I never watch Oprah.  It's the View, and Honey Boo Boo.

Even more disgusting, guess you sit with the warden and watch Dancing With The Stars like OY does too.

See, I knew TXDave was a fan of that show.  That little spin move on his way back to the table at the herf was the first clue.

WRONG!    I raise so much hell about that stupid show the Warden does not even watch it cause I will start ranting.

My warden likes that show, too.  "Stars" grabbing their last 15 min of fame.  Pass.

[CigarGuy87]

No complaints here...
http://hollywoodlife.com/2014/09/18/jennifer-lopez-booty-video-iggy-azalea/

[Threebean]

Almost time for a couple of sheesh's.

+1

good morning Chip and Dave.
Camacho connie and coffee.
fucking dark outside.

Funny how that happens at 6 in the morning....

Happens quite a bit to slackers and retired people that normally sleep till Oprah comes on.

I have not watched tv since June.

That's not true, I never watch Oprah.  It's the View, and Honey Boo Boo.

Even more disgusting, guess you sit with the warden and watch Dancing With The Stars like OY does too.

I have to watch Dancing with the Stars by myself.  The wife has to sleep for nightshift.  The music is really good, the dancing girls are hot, and then there's normally some comedy such as Tommy Chong being one of the dancers.  I also like watching Bristol Palin dance.  They had a chair on the dance floor during one of her numbers, and I couldn't figure out why it was there.  It turned out that she was so heavy, that she had to get on the chair so her partner could pick her up in one of the dance moves... haha

BD needs an intervention, stat.