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[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos.

morning RazMan.

Morning, Deano.

[razgueado]

“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan

“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean

"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa

Much more credible than Travellin Dave's Commie Thoughts!

Except that first one.

guess it depends on where she puts the mop handle.

And how shiny she makes the floor.

[FloridaDean]

Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.

Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?

Remember when the seats were actually comfortable?

no, I never remember them being comfortable or have enough room.

[A Friend of Charlie]

...
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
...

This must have been before she came out.

came out of what?

WTF

Fixed it for you...

Out of the closet. Pretty sure she doesn't have boyfriends any longer.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos.

Hello, Raz.

[Travellin Dave]

Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.

Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?

Nope, no emotional companion animal, just wanted to be comfy I guess.
Indeed I do remember people dressing well....for more than just airplane rides.  A bygone era.

[Travellin Dave]

Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.

Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?

......and had sexy stewardess, served meals, and drinks.

...and a cigarette afterwards.

[FloridaDean]

...
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
...

This must have been before she came out.

came out of what?

WTF

Fixed it for you...

Out of the closet. Pretty sure she doesn't have boyfriends any longer.

I thought she plugged in both ways.

[FloridaDean]

...
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
...

This must have been before she came out.

came out of what?

WTF

Fixed it for you...

Out of the closet. Pretty sure she doesn't have boyfriends any longer.

I thought she plugged in both ways.

Margaret Cho:

The comedian’s open sexuality has always been a part of her stand-up act. “I think I would like to call myself bisexual more frequently because there is much invisibility for the ‘B’s,” she said to The Huffington Post.

[Travellin Dave]

Home an easing into the weekend.Centurion H*2K*CT fired up with a cup o joe.

[flip from jersey]

Home an easing into the weekend.Centurion H*2K*CT fired up with a cup o joe.

Ease away there TD...

[A Friend of Charlie]

Home an easing into the weekend.Centurion H*2K*CT fired up with a cup o joe.

Sounds lovely.

[Travellin Dave]

DOW currently up over 135 for the day!

[razgueado]

DOW currently up over 135 for the day!

<happy dance>

[South Carolina Redfish]

MOW PA lit and a cold ICEHOUSE beer.