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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #60 on: August 25, 2017, 08:53:13 AM »

Extremely Dumbass Woman Powerball winner is all over the news running her mouth, now the cops are having to man (and of course woman) 24/7 patrols around her house.  They should just let her pay the price for stupidity.
I can't believe she had the ticket less than a day, and was already posing for the cameras. You can't fix stupid.
Damn right, with big winnings the very first thing you do is meet with a good tax attorney and associated experts who are going to tell you to shut the fuk up and stay that way.  Don't even tell your family.
Agree fully that she was stupid to announce right away before getting shit straight and having the right people lined up, some states don't give you the choice of going public or not.  NJ for one requires the big winners to be publicly announced.  Guess they figure it's good advertising or something.
When I win, I will already have my escape from the state, finalized and be on a plane or on the road just after that announcement.  Other than that, I might surprise a couple of BOTLs with a box of AB's, 5 Vegas or Gurkas...
I've always said, if I win, you're all getting RB wooden ashtrays. ;)
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #61 on: August 25, 2017, 08:53:24 AM »

Good morning y'all.
Morning Mayor
Good morning, TXDave. Weren't you getting ready to head out to SC one more time before the permanent move?
That was at one time the plan in order to close on the condo but we are just staying here until we move over around September 11.   Son is going to represent us at the closing.
Makes sense, since he's already there.
Plus, with the money you save on airfare, you can buy another gun. Don't want you running low!
That's actually an interesting question... How do you transport your guns across state lines while driving? Is it legal in every state that you pass through? Just curious.
My CHL is valid in every state from here to there so yes it is perfectly legal to transport guns and ammo both on me and in the vehicle.  But, when traveling you do have to check the commie list for asshat states like the one you live in but hopefully congress will change that soon as the bill to do it is in the works now.

Edit:  from AZ to NC you are generally ok except of all the places you would not expect such TN has some really FUCT UP gun restrictions, mostly because of legislative incompetency in actuality writing the laws.
You're saying there's a chance Drumpf might actually pass his first piece of legislation at some point? Huzzah!
Oh boy, look what I did now...
Yup.
Yep, you showed the world you don't even know what branch of government passes legislation.   
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #62 on: August 25, 2017, 08:54:27 AM »

Extremely Dumbass Woman Powerball winner is all over the news running her mouth, now the cops are having to man (and of course woman) 24/7 patrols around her house.  They should just let her pay the price for stupidity.
I can't believe she had the ticket less than a day, and was already posing for the cameras. You can't fix stupid.
Damn right, with big winnings the very first thing you do is meet with a good tax attorney and associated experts who are going to tell you to shut the fuk up and stay that way.  Don't even tell your family.
Agree fully that she was stupid to announce right away before getting shit straight and having the right people lined up, some states don't give you the choice of going public or not.  NJ for one requires the big winners to be publicly announced.  Guess they figure it's good advertising or something.
When I win, I will already have my escape from the state, finalized and be on a plane or on the road just after that announcement.  Other than that, I might surprise a couple of BOTLs with a box of AB's, 5 Vegas or Gurkas...
I've always said, if I win, you're all getting RB wooden ashtrays. ;)
And if I win GFY's!
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #63 on: August 25, 2017, 08:55:42 AM »

Morning NotLotteryWinners.  Happy Friday to ya.  If I hear another word about this f'kn hurricane...
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #64 on: August 25, 2017, 08:56:05 AM »

But since I did not win the lottery I will go walk the dogs.
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #65 on: August 25, 2017, 08:56:11 AM »

Morning HurricaneDave, HotDogDave, MistyDean, and ZoomZoomTony.
So I have to ask, WTF have you been all morning?
Dang it, late again!
TWSS
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #66 on: August 25, 2017, 08:57:50 AM »

Morning NotLotteryWinners.  Happy Friday to ya.  If I hear another word about this f'kn hurricane...
Morning Bean, Do you mean Hurricane Harvey or are you talking about a different f'kn hurricane?
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #67 on: August 25, 2017, 08:58:17 AM »

Good morning y'all.
Morning Mayor
Good morning, TXDave. Weren't you getting ready to head out to SC one more time before the permanent move?
That was at one time the plan in order to close on the condo but we are just staying here until we move over around September 11.   Son is going to represent us at the closing.
Makes sense, since he's already there.
Plus, with the money you save on airfare, you can buy another gun. Don't want you running low!
That's actually an interesting question... How do you transport your guns across state lines while driving? Is it legal in every state that you pass through? Just curious.
My CHL is valid in every state from here to there so yes it is perfectly legal to transport guns and ammo both on me and in the vehicle.  But, when traveling you do have to check the commie list for asshat states like the one you live in but hopefully congress will change that soon as the bill to do it is in the works now.

Edit:  from AZ to NC you are generally ok except of all the places you would not expect such TN has some really FUCT UP gun restrictions, mostly because of legislative incompetency in actuality writing the laws.
You're saying there's a chance Drumpf might actually pass his first piece of legislation at some point? Huzzah!
Oh boy, look what I did now...
Yup.
Yep, you showed the world you don't even know what branch of government passes legislation.
Now you're just splitting hairs, trying to deflect. You know, cause we all know the health care law is known as CongressCare, right?
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #68 on: August 25, 2017, 08:58:20 AM »

Morning NotLotteryWinners.  Happy Friday to ya.  If I hear another word about this f'kn hurricane...
Hi HarveyMark.
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #69 on: August 25, 2017, 09:00:46 AM »

here you go Mark.

A man enters a brothel and tells the madam he's looking for something new and exciting.

The madam says "Well, we have one girl who is a contortionist."

The man says "No, that's too ordinary."

The madam thinks for a moment and says "What about a Hurricane Gussy? Have you ever tried that?"

The man gets excited and says "No, I haven't. Let me try one of those." So he goes upstairs into a room, takes off all his clothes and waits.

A tall, beautiful woman enters the room. She starts jumping around, waving her arms and blowing as hard as she can.

The man says "What the hell are you doing?"

She says "I am Hurricane Gussy, these are the hurricane winds blowing."

Then, she stands behind the man and starts beating him over the head with her breasts.

The man says "Now what the hell are you doing?"

She says "These are the coconuts falling from the trees because of the hurricane."

Then, she stands over the man and starts peeing.

The man says "What the hell are you doing?"

She says "This is the rain from the hurricane."

The man gets up and starts to get dressed.

She says "What the hell are you doing?"

"Leaving," says the man. "Who can fuck in weather like this?"
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #70 on: August 25, 2017, 09:05:20 AM »

here you go Mark.

A man enters a brothel and tells the madam he's looking for something new and exciting.

The madam says "Well, we have one girl who is a contortionist."

The man says "No, that's too ordinary."

The madam thinks for a moment and says "What about a Hurricane Gussy? Have you ever tried that?"

The man gets excited and says "No, I haven't. Let me try one of those." So he goes upstairs into a room, takes off all his clothes and waits.

A tall, beautiful woman enters the room. She starts jumping around, waving her arms and blowing as hard as she can.

The man says "What the hell are you doing?"

She says "I am Hurricane Gussy, these are the hurricane winds blowing."

Then, she stands behind the man and starts beating him over the head with her breasts.

The man says "Now what the hell are you doing?"

She says "These are the coconuts falling from the trees because of the hurricane."

Then, she stands over the man and starts peeing.

The man says "What the hell are you doing?"

She says "This is the rain from the hurricane."

The man gets up and starts to get dressed.

She says "What the hell are you doing?"

"Leaving," says the man. "Who can fuck in weather like this?"
That's quite the specifically relevant joke.
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2017, 09:08:29 AM »

Morning HurricaneDave, HotDogDave, MistyDean, and ZoomZoomTony.
So I have to ask, WTF have you been all morning?
If you really need to know, I woke up at 5:45, said fuck it and rolled over until 8.
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2017, 09:12:31 AM »

Today is Friday, Aug. 25, the 237th day of 2017. There are 128 days left in the year.

Today's Highlights in History:

On August 25, 1967, the Beatles boarded a train in London bound for Bangor, Wales, to attend a conference on transcendental meditation led by the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi; the visit was cut short two days later when the group got word of the death of their manager, Brian Epstein. George Lincoln Rockwell, founder of the American Nazi Party, was shot to death at a shopping center in Arlington, Virginia; former party member John Patler was convicted of the killing. Actor Paul Muni, 71, died in Montecito, California.

On this date:

In 1718, hundreds of French colonists arrived in Louisiana, with some settling in present-day New Orleans.

In 1825, Uruguay declared independence from Brazil.

In 1916, President Woodrow Wilson signed an act establishing the National Park Service within the Department of the Interior.

In 1921, the United States signed a peace treaty with Germany.

In 1944, during World War II, Paris was liberated by Allied forces after four years of Nazi occupation. Romania declared war on former ally Germany.

In 1958, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed a measure providing pensions for former U.S. presidents and their widows.

In 1960, opening ceremonies were held for the Summer Olympics in Rome.

In 1975, the Bruce Springsteen album "Born to Run" was released by Columbia Records.

In 1981, the U.S. spacecraft Voyager 2 came within 63,000 miles of Saturn's cloud cover, sending back pictures of and data about the ringed planet.

In 1989, Voyager 2 made its closest approach to Neptune, its final planetary target.

In 1997, former East German leader Egon Krenz was convicted of manslaughter in the deaths of citizens trying to flee to the West during Cold War; he was sentenced to 6 1/2 years' imprisonment. (Krenz was released in 2003 after serving less than four years.)

In 2009, Sen. Edward M. Kennedy died at age 77 in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, after a battle with a brain tumor.
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #73 on: August 25, 2017, 09:13:09 AM »

Ten years ago: The government of Greece declared a nationwide state of emergency as the death toll from wildfires rose to at least 49. Bombs blamed on Islamic extremists killed at least 43 people at a park and a street-side food stall in Hyderabad, India.

Five years ago: Neil Armstrong, 82, who commanded the historic Apollo 11 lunar landing and was the first man to set foot on the moon in July 1969, died in Cincinnati, Ohio. A huge explosion rocked Venezuela's biggest oil refinery and unleashed a ferocious fire, killing at least 42 people. Alpha and long-shot Golden Ticket finished in a historic dead heat in the $1 million Travers Stakes at Saratoga Race Course.

One year ago: Hillary Clinton said that Donald Trump had unleashed the "radical fringe" within the Republican Party, dubbing the billionaire businessman's campaign as one that will "make America hate again"; Trump rejected Clinton's allegations, defending his hard-line approach to immigration while trying to make the case to minority voters that Democrats had abandoned them. The bodies of two nuns, Sisters Margaret Held and Paula Merrill, both 68, were found in their home in Durant, Mississippi; a suspect has been charged with capital murder. Actor Marvin Kaplan, 89, died in Burbank, California.
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Re: 8/25/2017
« Reply #74 on: August 25, 2017, 09:13:39 AM »

Today's Birthdays: Game show host Monty Hall is 96. Actor Sean Connery is 87. Actor Page Johnson is 87. TV personality Regis Philbin is 86. Actor Tom Skerritt is 84. Jazz musician Wayne Shorter is 84. Movie director Hugh Hudson is 81. Author Frederick Forsyth is 79. Movie director John Badham is 78. Filmmaker Marshall Brickman is 78. Georgia Gov. Nathan Deal is 75. Rhythm-and-blues singer Walter Williams (The O'Jays) is 74. Actor Anthony Heald is 73. Rock singer-actor Gene Simmons is 68. Actor John Savage is 68. Author Martin Amis is 68. Country singer-musician Henry Paul (Outlaws; Blackhawk) is 68. Rock singer Rob Halford is 66. Rock musician Geoff Downes (Asia) is 65. Rock singer Elvis Costello is 63. Movie director Tim Burton is 59. Actor Christian LeBlanc is 59. Actress Ashley Crow is 57. Actress Ally Walker is 56. Country singer Cyrus (AKA Billy Ray Cyrus) is 56. Actress Joanne Whalley is 56. Rock musician Vivian Campbell (Def Leppard) is 55. Actor Blair Underwood is 53. Actor Robert Maschio is 51. Rap DJ Terminator X (Public Enemy) is 51. Alternative country singer Jeff Tweedy (Wilco) is 50. Actor David Alan Basche (BAYSH) is 49. Television chef Rachael Ray is 49. Actor Cameron Mathison is 48. Country singer Jo Dee Messina is 47. Model Claudia Schiffer is 47. Country singer Brice Long is 46. Actor-writer-director Ben Falcone is 44. Actor Eric Millegan is 43. Actor Alexander Skarsgard is 41. Actor Jonathan Togo is 40. Actor Kel Mitchell is 39. Actress Rachel Bilson is 36. Actress Blake Lively is 30. Actor Josh Flitter is 23.
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