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[Travellin Dave]

More from Texas:
Teen electrocuted by phone in bathtub...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-falls-into-bathtub/

[LuvTooGolf]

More from Texas:
Teen electrocuted by phone in bathtub...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-falls-into-bathtub/

Between the situation, the wise grandmotherly advice of not using your phone in the bathroom while it's charging, and the spelling mistakes in the article, this would be funny if it weren't tragic.

[LuvTooGolf]

Hazzuh!

[flip from jersey]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

[A Friend of Charlie]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Hey oh!

[Travellin Dave]

Hazzuh!

Have a good one Dave, see ya for the hump.

[Travellin Dave]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

[flip from jersey]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....

[A Friend of Charlie]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....

These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.

[Travellin Dave]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....

These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.

Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!

[Threebean]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....

These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.

Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!

Indeed, there's no way they'd approve knob gobbling on company time.  Not even during breaks. F'kers. 

[flip from jersey]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....

These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.

Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!

Indeed, there's no way they'd approve knob gobbling on company time.  Not even during breaks. F'kers.

sounds like the HR dept that fired the guy who put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Hell, even the pickle slicer lost her job....

[Threebean]

Guess I will head to the dentist

Better yet, see if the cute Dental Hygienist, will
give you some head! 

Now you're going to get TexDave in trouble.  He'll be thinking about that and when they give him the gas, he'll start repeating that to the Hygienist and get his ticket punched.

you sure he won't get his knob gobbled, instead?  Oh that's right
we are talking Tex, not Dean.....

These posts are making for a very uncomfortable banter environment. I may have to contact HR.

Use Bean's HR dept.  they are real sons of bitches!

Indeed, there's no way they'd approve knob gobbling on company time.  Not even during breaks. F'kers.

sounds like the HR dept that fired the guy who put his penis in the pickle slicer.
Hell, even the pickle slicer lost her job....

[South Carolina Redfish]

Stay Calm, hygienist was not my type!

[South Carolina Redfish]

2 hours in the dentist chair, sheesh!  Lucky to be able to keep one of the teeth,