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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #90 on: July 10, 2017, 02:14:55 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Best Wishes! ;D

Aisle seats are much better anyway!
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #91 on: July 10, 2017, 02:16:19 PM »

Fug'n Office Meeting was worse than usual today, holy chit I can't get out of here soon enough
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #92 on: July 10, 2017, 02:17:55 PM »

Fug'n Office Meeting was worse than usual today, holy chit I can't get out of here soon enough
But wasn't it your last?   Had to provide a proper send-off.   
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #93 on: July 10, 2017, 02:18:01 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Just be thankful you're not flying United.  They might make him sit on your lap after they double booked the seats.
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #94 on: July 10, 2017, 02:18:42 PM »

Fug'n Office Meeting was worse than usual today, holy chit I can't get out of here soon enough
But wasn't it your last?   Had to provide a proper send-off.
He's really gonna miss it.....I can tell.   ;)
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #95 on: July 10, 2017, 02:20:08 PM »

Fug'n Office Meeting was worse than usual today, holy chit I can't get out of here soon enough
But wasn't it your last?   Had to provide a proper send-off.
He's really gonna miss it.....I can tell.   ;)
Indeed.  Not sure how he's going to get by with only the hair dryer to bitch about.   
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #96 on: July 10, 2017, 02:20:58 PM »

Fug'n Office Meeting was worse than usual today, holy chit I can't get out of here soon enough
But wasn't it your last?   Had to provide a proper send-off.
Definitely my last business meeting period!  NO MORE!   Only Eat'n Meet'ns for me now.
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #97 on: July 10, 2017, 02:21:36 PM »

Fug'n Office Meeting was worse than usual today, holy chit I can't get out of here soon enough
But wasn't it your last?   Had to provide a proper send-off.
He's really gonna miss it.....I can tell.   ;)
Indeed.  Not sure how he's going to get by with only the hair dryer to bitch about.
And I might throw that mf'r off the balcony!
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #98 on: July 10, 2017, 02:23:47 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Just be thankful you're not flying United.  They might make him sit on your lap after they double booked the seats.
And then mop up the aisle with your face when you complain.
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #99 on: July 10, 2017, 02:24:05 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Just be thankful you're not flying United.  They might make him sit on your lap after they double booked the seats.
Do I dare say it?  The middle seat is still empty.  Maybe they required this huge  sumbitch to purchase both seats   Doors aren't closed yet, though. 
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #100 on: July 10, 2017, 02:25:16 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Just be thankful you're not flying United.  They might make him sit on your lap after they double booked the seats.
Do I dare say it?  The middle seat is still empty.  Maybe they required this huge  sumbitch to purchase both seats   Doors aren't closed yet, though.
Woohoo, doors are closed, me and big boy have some space.  Adios, mofos. 
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #101 on: July 10, 2017, 02:26:20 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Just be thankful you're not flying United.  They might make him sit on your lap after they double booked the seats.
Do I dare say it?  The middle seat is still empty.  Maybe they required this huge  sumbitch to purchase both seats   Doors aren't closed yet, though.
Woohoo, doors are closed, me and big boy have some space.  Adios, mofos.
Safe travels, Mark.
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #102 on: July 10, 2017, 02:26:38 PM »

Time to head out, myself. Hazzuh!
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #103 on: July 10, 2017, 02:26:56 PM »

And the 400 black dude just took the window seat in my row.  I pity the poor sap who gets the middle seat next to him.
If I have TxDave travelling luck it will be another 400 lb guy and I'll end up half in the aisle for the next 3.5 hrs.
Just be thankful you're not flying United.  They might make him sit on your lap after they double booked the seats.
Do I dare say it?  The middle seat is still empty.  Maybe they required this huge  sumbitch to purchase both seats   Doors aren't closed yet, though.
Woohoo, doors are closed, me and big boy have some space.  Adios, mofos.
Enjoy the ride!
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Re: 7/10/2017
« Reply #104 on: July 10, 2017, 02:37:18 PM »

Another important countdown, only 2 more days and I can have a cigar again!
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