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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2017, 10:42:14 AM »

Two Mondays this week. Sheesh. Good morning, boys.
Morning Mayor T
Howdy, Dave. What's in store for today?
Root Canal for me so don't be bitching about going to work
Well, until he gets paid for doing it....
Did you get paid Monday Mayor?
The June payment was processed but I have yet to receive it. Fingers crossed, it shows up today.
Yeah, and Santa Claus got your Christmas list and he is processing it too. :-[
I work for about the most inept organization in the Western World but for all 20 years pay deposits have been on time and honered immediately, now I have also worked for a couple like yours and neither one ended well.
I get what you're saying, truly. But it's complicated because I am a vendor of the vendor. So those added steps take a little time and I've accepted that. There should be a check at the house when I get there this evening. I'm more worried about how the "new" bank is going to react to the deposit and how the eff I'm gonna get my money from the "old" bank. If nothing else, we should get some interesting posts and banter discussions from it.
Would you prefer to be called Dean Junior or Another Dean?
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2017, 10:43:58 AM »

okay, get the I told you so's ready. made two passes with the mower and it died.

good morning. coffee and EPC 2nd. mower is parked. should make a nice $115 lawn ornament. seat will hold a large potted plant.
No I told you so from me, hate the hell it is not doing the job for you.

At least a John Deere makes a better lawn ornament than the more common Toilet for a yard ornament.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2017, 10:44:10 AM »

Morning Dean
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2017, 10:46:40 AM »

okay, get the I told you so's ready. made two passes with the mower and it died.

good morning. coffee and EPC 2nd. mower is parked. should make a nice $115 lawn ornament. seat will hold a large potted plant.
No I told you so from me, hate the hell it is not doing the job for you.

At least a John Deere makes a better lawn ornament than the more common Toilet for a yard ornament.
going to yank starter and go from there. Now she start even jumping it.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2017, 10:49:34 AM »

Two Mondays this week. Sheesh. Good morning, boys.
Morning Mayor T
Howdy, Dave. What's in store for today?
Root Canal for me so don't be bitching about going to work
Well, until he gets paid for doing it....
Did you get paid Monday Mayor?
The June payment was processed but I have yet to receive it. Fingers crossed, it shows up today.
Yeah, and Santa Claus got your Christmas list and he is processing it too. :-[
I work for about the most inept organization in the Western World but for all 20 years pay deposits have been on time and honered immediately, now I have also worked for a couple like yours and neither one ended well.
I get what you're saying, truly. But it's complicated because I am a vendor of the vendor. So those added steps take a little time and I've accepted that. There should be a check at the house when I get there this evening. I'm more worried about how the "new" bank is going to react to the deposit and how the eff I'm gonna get my money from the "old" bank. If nothing else, we should get some interesting posts and banter discussions from it.
Don't fall for the "vendor of a vendor" BS.  What, you're the first one they've ever hired this way?  It's 2017, for cryin' out loud.  You would have already had the cash if it was 1917.  But it's the UN, so....
Regardless of the vendor relationship There is absolutely no legitimate reason in hell they cant say we will pay your bill on XX Day of each month and have it done on that day each month.  Also no legit reason to be paying by check these days when worldwide ACH transfers are so readily available for free but even with a check they can pay you on a given day of each month.  You been working 3 months and not a penny of cash to show for it, it can't be that much fun.

Something smells in Denmark with this deal!

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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2017, 10:49:50 AM »

okay, get the I told you so's ready. made two passes with the mower and it died.

good morning. coffee and EPC 2nd. mower is parked. should make a nice $115 lawn ornament. seat will hold a large potted plant.
No I told you so from me, hate the hell it is not doing the job for you.
At least a John Deere makes a better lawn ornament than the more common Toilet for a yard ornament.
If it ran for that long and actually mowed it can't be that bad.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2017, 11:00:23 AM »

Two Mondays this week. Sheesh. Good morning, boys.
Morning Mayor T
Howdy, Dave. What's in store for today?
Root Canal for me so don't be bitching about going to work
Well, until he gets paid for doing it....
Did you get paid Monday Mayor?
The June payment was processed but I have yet to receive it. Fingers crossed, it shows up today.
Yeah, and Santa Claus got your Christmas list and he is processing it too. :-[
I work for about the most inept organization in the Western World but for all 20 years pay deposits have been on time and honered immediately, now I have also worked for a couple like yours and neither one ended well.
I get what you're saying, truly. But it's complicated because I am a vendor of the vendor. So those added steps take a little time and I've accepted that. There should be a check at the house when I get there this evening. I'm more worried about how the "new" bank is going to react to the deposit and how the eff I'm gonna get my money from the "old" bank. If nothing else, we should get some interesting posts and banter discussions from it.
Would you prefer to be called Dean Junior or Another Dean?
I am not worthy of either title.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2017, 11:01:59 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Massive Internet fiber cut creating chaos up here.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2017, 11:03:00 AM »

Two Mondays this week. Sheesh. Good morning, boys.
Morning Mayor T
Howdy, Dave. What's in store for today?
Root Canal for me so don't be bitching about going to work
Well, until he gets paid for doing it....
Did you get paid Monday Mayor?
The June payment was processed but I have yet to receive it. Fingers crossed, it shows up today.
Yeah, and Santa Claus got your Christmas list and he is processing it too. :-[
I work for about the most inept organization in the Western World but for all 20 years pay deposits have been on time and honered immediately, now I have also worked for a couple like yours and neither one ended well.
I get what you're saying, truly. But it's complicated because I am a vendor of the vendor. So those added steps take a little time and I've accepted that. There should be a check at the house when I get there this evening. I'm more worried about how the "new" bank is going to react to the deposit and how the eff I'm gonna get my money from the "old" bank. If nothing else, we should get some interesting posts and banter discussions from it.
look at the bright side, if you don't get paid, you don't owe taxes!  Possible perks, be the first one on your block with diplomatic license plates.  Also you are donating your time and expertise the the United Nations, much better than giving your time to some money grubbing corporation.... hello boys.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2017, 11:03:41 AM »

okay, get the I told you so's ready. made two passes with the mower and it died.

good morning. coffee and EPC 2nd. mower is parked. should make a nice $115 lawn ornament. seat will hold a large potted plant.
No I told you so from me, hate the hell it is not doing the job for you.
At least a John Deere makes a better lawn ornament than the more common Toilet for a yard ornament.
If it ran for that long and actually mowed it can't be that bad.
the guy across the street from me is suppose to be a retired master mechanic but he's up in Penn. and not due back for a few weeks.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2017, 11:05:14 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Massive Internet fiber cut creating chaos up here.
one of those yellow fibre optic cable finders?
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2017, 11:05:57 AM »

Morning, muchachos. Massive Internet fiber cut creating chaos up here.
one of those yellow fibre optic cable finders?
Zactly. Morning, Vito.
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #57 on: July 05, 2017, 11:27:00 AM »

Time to go get drilled >:(
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2017, 11:33:48 AM »

Time to go get drilled >:(
Said no Warden ever!
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Re: 7/5/2017
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2017, 11:52:27 AM »

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