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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #150 on: June 06, 2017, 02:31:58 PM »

Well the seller did not give us a GFY on our offer which was rather low, he is talking it over with his wife.  We started very low to test it but we will certainly go up.
talking to 'the wife' may not be a good thing. condo and not a house?
Owner is a real estate agent himself and they are ant to sell it.  I mean this offer was crazy low but our guy told him we were dead serious cash buyers and would close any time they wanted to between next week and July 21.  Thus they are giving it serious thought.

It is on the left end of the middle building

Yep condo with a pool, boat dock and almost 0 fukn maintenance
looks nice. intercoastal, golf, what more do you need?
Pu$$y!
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #151 on: June 06, 2017, 02:37:46 PM »

Well the seller did not give us a GFY on our offer which was rather low, he is talking it over with his wife.  We started very low to test it but we will certainly go up.
talking to 'the wife' may not be a good thing. condo and not a house?
Owner is a real estate agent himself and they are ant to sell it.  I mean this offer was crazy low but our guy told him we were dead serious cash buyers and would close any time they wanted to between next week and July 21.  Thus they are giving it serious thought.

It is on the left end of the middle building

Yep condo with a pool, boat dock and almost 0 fukn maintenance
looks nice. intercoastal, golf, what more do you need?
Pu$$y!
that shouldn't be too hard to find there. it's like fishing, you just need to dangle the right bait.
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #152 on: June 06, 2017, 02:45:51 PM »

Well the seller did not give us a GFY on our offer which was rather low, he is talking it over with his wife.  We started very low to test it but we will certainly go up.
talking to 'the wife' may not be a good thing. condo and not a house?
Owner is a real estate agent himself and they are ant to sell it.  I mean this offer was crazy low but our guy told him we were dead serious cash buyers and would close any time they wanted to between next week and July 21.  Thus they are giving it serious thought.

It is on the left end of the middle building

Yep condo with a pool, boat dock and almost 0 fukn maintenance
looks nice. intercoastal, golf, what more do you need?
Pu$$y!
Seegars!
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #153 on: June 06, 2017, 02:48:51 PM »

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #154 on: June 06, 2017, 03:02:31 PM »

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Tubs o' Seegars!
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #155 on: June 06, 2017, 03:03:27 PM »

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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #156 on: June 06, 2017, 03:07:34 PM »

Damn, the 5 year old, standing about 4 feet away, gave me a full blast in the ear with one of those super soaker squirt guns.  Also, shot me in the butt so I can't even sit down to type..!
I had to do a double take. Thought it was Tex posting from the plane. Now that would have been funny.
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #157 on: June 06, 2017, 03:11:08 PM »

Damn, the 5 year old, standing about 4 feet away, gave me a full blast in the ear with one of those super soaker squirt guns.  Also, shot me in the butt so I can't even sit down to type..!
I had to do a double take. Thought it was Tex posting from the plane. Now that would have been funny.
Well laugh then because I am
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #158 on: June 06, 2017, 03:12:44 PM »

OMG!  I just saw a grosser version of Caitlin Jenner and I almost puked!  Sheesh, PTL it did not try to take the empty seat next to me.   
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #159 on: June 06, 2017, 03:18:12 PM »

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Tubs o' Seegars!
Got-um!
Need to stack 'em all together and take a seegar tub selfie so we can see what the finally tally is.
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #160 on: June 06, 2017, 03:19:16 PM »

OMG!  I just saw a grosser version of Caitlin Jenner and I almost puked!  Sheesh, PTL it did not try to take the empty seat next to me.
How rude!  I'd be afraid something would fall off on to me.
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #161 on: June 06, 2017, 03:22:28 PM »

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Tubs o' Seegars!
Got-um!
Need to stack 'em all together and take a seegar tub selfie so we can see what the finally tally is.
LOL, I might just have to do that
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #162 on: June 06, 2017, 03:23:15 PM »

OMG!  I just saw a grosser version of Caitlin Jenner and I almost puked!  Sheesh, PTL it did not try to take the empty seat next to me.
How rude!  I'd be afraid something would fall off on to me.
It was an awful sight!
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #163 on: June 06, 2017, 03:26:54 PM »

Door closed and off we go.
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Re: 6/6/2017
« Reply #164 on: June 06, 2017, 03:32:10 PM »

Door closed and off we go.
…into the wild blue yonder.
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