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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2017, 07:52:19 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2017, 07:52:27 AM »

Morning HGTVBean.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2017, 07:57:54 AM »

Monday Monday. good morning guys. Oliva O maduro and coffee here.
Morning Dean'O

Hey Dean, what is the status of the lady next door that went off in the ambulance?
apparently she has Elephantiasis and had complications from it. then her son tripped later and cut his leg pretty bad and ended in the ER.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2017, 08:01:42 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
Right up there with my neighbor putting diesel fuel in his new Gasoline Powered John Deer Riding Mower last week.  Ka-bump-bump, new engine being installed now.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2017, 08:31:46 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
Right up there with my neighbor putting diesel fuel in his new Gasoline Powered John Deer Riding Mower last week.  Ka-bump-bump, new engine being installed now.
I can see mixing up two and four stroke fuel, but diesel?  Sheesh, time for him to sub out his lawn maintenance.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2017, 08:36:15 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
Right up there with my neighbor putting diesel fuel in his new Gasoline Powered John Deer Riding Mower last week.  Ka-bump-bump, new engine being installed now.
There just aren't words.... :o   ::)
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2017, 08:44:27 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
Right up there with my neighbor putting diesel fuel in his new Gasoline Powered John Deer Riding Mower last week.  Ka-bump-bump, new engine being installed now.
There just aren't words.... :o   ::)
I don't know, I think we could come up with a few.  ;D
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2017, 08:59:18 AM »

writing out my IRS tax check that won't be good until the 27th with a note to bill me for whatever late fee penalty I'll incur. oh well.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2017, 08:59:54 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
Right up there with my neighbor putting diesel fuel in his new Gasoline Powered John Deer Riding Mower last week.  Ka-bump-bump, new engine being installed now.
There just aren't words.... :o   ::)

you can't fix stupid.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2017, 09:07:46 AM »

Almost Giving away La Traviata's at the Page today.

Robusto's and Animados (5.6x46) both 10/$20
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #40 on: April 17, 2017, 09:14:44 AM »

so, remember that 79 year old lady next door that I mowed her lawn last week? well, yesterday morning I see her on a riding mower going over her lawn. I'm thinking, crap, I probably should have asked if she had a mower and I could have saved myself a bit of pain. well, on the way back from dinner I looked at her lawn and nothing was cut. guess she didn't know about engaging the blades. ha.
Right up there with my neighbor putting diesel fuel in his new Gasoline Powered John Deer Riding Mower last week.  Ka-bump-bump, new engine being installed now.
There just aren't words.... :o   ::)

you can't fix stupid.
This one is more crazy, he knew better but one of these hair-brained types.
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #41 on: April 17, 2017, 09:16:33 AM »

People must still be in a sugar coma this morning.
....or ham/lamb overdose (depending on which party you belong to)
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #42 on: April 17, 2017, 09:17:41 AM »

Almost Giving away La Traviata's at the Page today.

Robusto's and Animados (5.6x46) both 10/$20
Animados already sold out. D'oh!
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #43 on: April 17, 2017, 09:17:54 AM »


New United Rule: Crew Can't Displace Seated Passengers

United Airlines is changing a company policy and will no longer allow crew members to displace customers already onboard an airplane
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Re: 4/17/2017
« Reply #44 on: April 17, 2017, 09:18:21 AM »

Almost Giving away La Traviata's at the Page today.

Robusto's and Animados (5.6x46) both 10/$20
Animados already sold out. D'oh!
They were still in stock when I posted that, went quickly!
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