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Travellin Dave

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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2017, 09:07:07 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Does she have a clue what this would cost her if she didn't have her "handyman" ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFwcYlHToE  (this song comes to mind with most of your posts....)
Or if you prefer the originals...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKpbNvDg6zY Jimmy Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm2svFSCXfY  Del Shannon
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2017, 09:09:59 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol and cigars!
Fixed it for you.
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2017, 09:10:53 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2017, 09:26:53 AM »

the WalMart I go to:

CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A woman ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken, while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart at Walmart, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office. She was arrested for shoplifting and other charges.

It happened at the Lecanto Walmart on Tuesday. Citrus deputies responded after the store loss prevention employee contacted them about an alleged shoplifter he had in custody. The employee told deputies that he had noticed the woman acting suspiciously driving the motorized shopping cart.

He could see a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart. He also said he watched her grab a box of sushi from the shelf, eat a piece and put the box back. She did the same with cinnamon rolls and mini muffins. He says he then saw her eat the majority of a rotisserie chicken while on the shopping floor.

The woman, Josseleen Elida Lopez, 20, consumed $32.36 worth of food and wine while at the store, deputies say.

When the deputies arrested her, they found two empty syringes, one in her purse and one in her backpack. She told detectives she had used the syringes to shoot up meth earlier.

When they asked her why she took the food she said she was hungry and didn’t want to bring it outside of the store. She told them she knew that what she was doing was wrong.

She was arrested on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2017, 09:29:45 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol and cigars!
Fixed it for you.
Well, that's a given, but I've already got plenty of those!
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #50 on: March 24, 2017, 09:30:44 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
Their selection is limited, but they do have a few things. I don't go top shelf when I'm drinking in a hot tub, cheap Walmart vodka will do nicely.
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #51 on: March 24, 2017, 09:31:33 AM »

the WalMart I go to:

CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) – A woman ate sushi, cinnamon rolls and the majority of a rotisserie chicken, while drinking wine and driving a motorized shopping cart at Walmart, according to the Citrus County Sheriff’s Office. She was arrested for shoplifting and other charges.

It happened at the Lecanto Walmart on Tuesday. Citrus deputies responded after the store loss prevention employee contacted them about an alleged shoplifter he had in custody. The employee told deputies that he had noticed the woman acting suspiciously driving the motorized shopping cart.

He could see a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart. He also said he watched her grab a box of sushi from the shelf, eat a piece and put the box back. She did the same with cinnamon rolls and mini muffins. He says he then saw her eat the majority of a rotisserie chicken while on the shopping floor.

The woman, Josseleen Elida Lopez, 20, consumed $32.36 worth of food and wine while at the store, deputies say.

When the deputies arrested her, they found two empty syringes, one in her purse and one in her backpack. She told detectives she had used the syringes to shoot up meth earlier.

When they asked her why she took the food she said she was hungry and didn’t want to bring it outside of the store. She told them she knew that what she was doing was wrong.

She was arrested on shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges
At least she was honest about the needles?
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #52 on: March 24, 2017, 09:47:42 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
Their selection is limited, but they do have a few things. I don't go top shelf when I'm drinking in a hot tub, cheap Walmart vodka will do nicely.
Walmart vodka??  You smoking Gurkha's tonight too?
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #53 on: March 24, 2017, 09:48:56 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
Their selection is limited, but they do have a few things. I don't go top shelf when I'm drinking in a hot tub, cheap Walmart vodka will do nicely.
Walmart vodka??  You smoking Gurkha's tonight too?
Hey, they sell it at liquor stores, too. It's just the bottom shelf stuff, which is all Walmart carries.
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2017, 09:50:24 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
Their selection is limited, but they do have a few things. I don't go top shelf when I'm drinking in a hot tub, cheap Walmart vodka will do nicely.
Walmart vodka??  You smoking Gurkha's tonight too?
Hey, they sell it at liquor stores, too. It's just the bottom shelf stuff, which is all Walmart carries.
Can also be used as a household cleaner/degreaser
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #55 on: March 24, 2017, 09:56:28 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
Their selection is limited, but they do have a few things. I don't go top shelf when I'm drinking in a hot tub, cheap Walmart vodka will do nicely.
Walmart vodka??  You smoking Gurkha's tonight too?
Hey, they sell it at liquor stores, too. It's just the bottom shelf stuff, which is all Walmart carries.
Can also be used as a household cleaner/degreaser
The only thing it'll be degreasing Sunday night will be my normally shy demeanor.  8)
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #56 on: March 24, 2017, 10:09:20 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Have to make a similar run tomorrow to get some vodka and wine for our trip to Columbus/Hocking on Sunday and Monday. Can't have a hot tub party without alcohol!
WalMart sells booze? ha. know they sell beer and wine around here. didn't see hard liqour.
Their selection is limited, but they do have a few things. I don't go top shelf when I'm drinking in a hot tub, cheap Walmart vodka will do nicely.
Walmart vodka??  You smoking Gurkha's tonight too?
Hey, they sell it at liquor stores, too. It's just the bottom shelf stuff, which is all Walmart carries.
Can also be used as a household cleaner/degreaser
The only thing it'll be degreasing Sunday night will be my normally shy demeanor.  8)
::)  Just don't be adding any bubbles to that hot tub.
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Re: 3/24/2017
« Reply #59 on: March 24, 2017, 10:33:02 AM »

present and accounted for.
Morning, Dean. What crazy adventures are you up to today?
just a WalMart run to stock my cupboards and fridge, the setting up a sprinkler system at the lady's house, I'm tired of dragging hoses all around.
Does she have a clue what this would cost her if she didn't have her "handyman" ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFwcYlHToE  (this song comes to mind with most of your posts....)
Which made me think of this one.

Morning, muchachos.

https://youtu.be/ysKbIg8IZY0
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