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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #120 on: February 10, 2017, 01:17:22 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
You'd have to install a condom dispenser in the foyer
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #121 on: February 10, 2017, 01:19:13 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #122 on: February 10, 2017, 01:22:47 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
You'd have to install a condom dispenser in the foyer
Hahaha. At least I wouldn't have to worry about him picking the lock.

True story: I had a coin-operated washer and dryer in the basement of my rental property and the tenant hot wired it. When I caught him using the machine without money in it, he said the previous tenant must have bypassed the coin box and he just assumed it was ok with me that he use it for free.
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #123 on: February 10, 2017, 01:24:25 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
You'd have to install a condom dispenser in the foyer
Hahaha. At least I wouldn't have to worry about him picking the lock.

True story: I had a coin-operated washer and dryer in the basement of my rental property and the tenant hot wired it. When I caught him using the machine without money in it, he said the previous tenant must have bypassed the coin box and he just assumed it was ok with me that he use it for free.
ha. cheap bastards.
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #124 on: February 10, 2017, 01:27:34 PM »

hmmm, thinking. if I get a garage screen I'd have my man cave, won't need a screen porch.
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #125 on: February 10, 2017, 01:28:24 PM »

Arturo Fuente Chateau  (4.5 x 50)
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Padron No. 88 Sampler Maduro
Box of 5  0% Savings!  $37.10

CI Legends by Oliva  Robusto  (5.7 x 54)
10 CIGARS for $32.50

Gurkha Seduction Sultan  (6.2 x 56)
10 CIGARS for $34.99

CAO Brazilia Amazon Basin  Toro (6.0 x 52)
5 CIGARS for $31.00

Padilla Cazadores Toro Gordo  (6.0 x 60)
10 CIGARS for $19.99

La Palina Classic  Toro  (6.0 x 50)
5 CIGARS for $24.99

Joya de Nicaragua Red  Toro (6.0 x 52)
10 CIGARS for $34.99

Alec Bradley Prensado Churchill  (7.0 x 48)
5 CIGARS for $27.50

La Herencia Cubana CORE Toro  (6.5 x 52)
10 CIGARS for $37.50

Don Pepin Garcia Cuban Classic
10 CIGARS (45% savings!) $39.99

Rocky Patel Flor de San Andres
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Man O' War Ruination
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #126 on: February 10, 2017, 01:28:49 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
I like that idea.
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #127 on: February 10, 2017, 01:36:16 PM »

hmmm, thinking. if I get a garage screen I'd have my man cave, won't need a screen porch.
I was thinking the same. Definitely something to think about.
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #128 on: February 10, 2017, 01:43:35 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
Maybe we could even get a show on HGTV....could do a combination of Fixer Upper and the Bachelor....
Call it Fixer Upper - Layer Downer....
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #129 on: February 10, 2017, 01:45:26 PM »

Nica Libre Toro  (6.0 x 54)
10 CIGARS for $24.50


Arturo Fuente Chateau  (4.5 x 50)
5 CIGARS for $22.50

Padron No. 88 Sampler Maduro
Box of 5  0% Savings!  $37.10

CI Legends by Oliva  Robusto  (5.7 x 54)
10 CIGARS for $32.50

Gurkha Seduction Sultan  (6.2 x 56)
10 CIGARS for $34.99

CAO Brazilia Amazon Basin  Toro (6.0 x 52)
5 CIGARS for $31.00

Padilla Cazadores Toro Gordo  (6.0 x 60)
10 CIGARS for $19.99

La Palina Classic  Toro  (6.0 x 50)
5 CIGARS for $24.99

Joya de Nicaragua Red  Toro (6.0 x 52)
10 CIGARS for $34.99

Alec Bradley Prensado Churchill  (7.0 x 48)
5 CIGARS for $27.50

La Herencia Cubana CORE Toro  (6.5 x 52)
10 CIGARS for $37.50

Don Pepin Garcia Cuban Classic
10 CIGARS (45% savings!) $39.99

Rocky Patel Flor de San Andres
5 CIGARS (50% savings!)
$19.99

Man O' War Ruination
10 CIGARS (63% savings!)
$37.50
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #130 on: February 10, 2017, 01:49:21 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
Maybe we could even get a show on HGTV....could do a combination of Fixer Upper and the Bachelor....
Call it Fixer Upper - Layer Downer....

Stud Finder... Tonight at 8 on SpikeTV
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #131 on: February 10, 2017, 01:53:49 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
Maybe we could even get a show on HGTV....could do a combination of Fixer Upper and the Bachelor....
Call it Fixer Upper - Layer Downer....

Stud Finder... Tonight at 8 on SpikeTV
The possibilities are endless!
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #132 on: February 10, 2017, 01:56:19 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
Maybe we could even get a show on HGTV....could do a combination of Fixer Upper and the Bachelor....
Call it Fixer Upper - Layer Downer....

Stud Finder... Tonight at 8 on SpikeTV
The possibilities are endless!

LALTS
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #133 on: February 10, 2017, 02:04:06 PM »

lady thinks she found me a house. I meet with the owner tomorrow morning. she was at a yard sale when she found out it was going on the market for rent. she's taking pictures now.
Good luck with that Dean.
thanks Dave. think she said 2 bedrooms, attached garage, fenced in back yard. didn't say anything about a screened in porch.
Another Good Luck, hope it is just what you need.
now I just hope it's in my budget.
it probably is, if you don't want to eat & smoke anymore. 
Will living in a house, jeopardize
the mystique of being a trailer park denizen, to the ladies?
I wish I had a house for Dean to rent. I wouldn't have gotten out of the landlord business with a tenant like Deano.
thanks Tony. too bad you don't have rental property down here. I'd rent from you in a heart beat.
The banter crew here should develop an investment association, purchase rental properties down there and pay Dean to be the manager
Maybe we could even get a show on HGTV....could do a combination of Fixer Upper and the Bachelor....
Call it Fixer Upper - Layer Downer....
Hahaha. I think you're onto something.
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Re: 2/10/2017
« Reply #134 on: February 10, 2017, 02:17:53 PM »

Rocky Patel Platinum Robusto (5.5"x50)
10 CIGARS (63% savings!) $39.99
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