@Fishy ....sure not many bargains for EPC Seleccion Oscuro anymore. Guess popularity must have caught up.
That's because he spent so much time telling everyone who would listen how good they are!
Horse, water, drink...
That should be the official motto of the banter.
Equum, aquam, potum...
Salve, pueri.
salve amice
Howdy, Sam.
Mottos sound better in Latin. And it classes up the joint.
coito ergo sum! 
coito ergo sum!, coito?
some people prefer cogito, but this gets better play on the t-shirt!
explain it to them Sam...
What Flip meant to say is "coeo ergo sum." But since most people don't grok the intricacies of Latin conjugation, it isn't as funny on a t-shirt.
"Copulo" would work, but that's still a "polite" way to say it.
What Flip really wants the t-shirt to say is, "futuo, ergo sum." That would get the average Roman banterer sniggering, not to mention getting flirtatious come-ons from the average lupa.
