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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #165 on: January 20, 2017, 01:55:11 PM »

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?
'Murica!
Is it great again?
I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?
I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.
It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.
Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?
No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.
Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused  :o
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #166 on: January 20, 2017, 02:08:54 PM »

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?
'Murica!
Is it great again?
I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?
I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.
It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.
Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?
No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.
Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused  :o
Yeah, buddy. And Trump is a racist, sexist homophobe...even though his cabinet includes women and minorities and he's supported LGBT rights.

But hey, it's politics. It trades in dishonesty. Trump traded on the Birther nonsense, and Obama traded on the Bitter Clingers nonsense, and Hillary...well, y'know...she was under fire in combat. What the fuque ever.
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #167 on: January 20, 2017, 02:32:17 PM »

Wonder who snapped this shot of TxDave when Trump was taking the oath of office?
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #168 on: January 20, 2017, 02:36:02 PM »

Wonder who snapped this shot of TxDave when Trump was taking the oath of office?

That's disturbing on so many levels.
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #169 on: January 20, 2017, 02:37:00 PM »

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?
'Murica!
Is it great again?
I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?
I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.
It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.
Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?
No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.
Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused  :o
Yeah, buddy. And Trump is a racist, sexist homophobe...even though his cabinet includes women and minorities and he's supported LGBT rights.

But hey, it's politics. It trades in dishonesty. Trump traded on the Birther nonsense, and Obama traded on the Bitter Clingers nonsense, and Hillary...well, y'know...she was under fire in combat. What the fuque ever.
I thought his cabinet only included billionaires. My bad.
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #170 on: January 20, 2017, 02:40:48 PM »

Wonder who snapped this shot of TxDave when Trump was taking the oath of office?

LALTS
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #171 on: January 20, 2017, 02:47:53 PM »

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?
'Murica!
Is it great again?
I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?
I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.
It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.
Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?
No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.
Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused  :o
Yeah, buddy. And Trump is a racist, sexist homophobe...even though his cabinet includes women and minorities and he's supported LGBT rights.

But hey, it's politics. It trades in dishonesty. Trump traded on the Birther nonsense, and Obama traded on the Bitter Clingers nonsense, and Hillary...well, y'know...she was under fire in combat. What the fuque ever.
I thought his cabinet only included billionaires. My bad.
Don't worry, it's not like he'd be dumb enough to appoint anyone to head a department that doesn't actually know what that department does. Right?

Oh, wait, never mind. https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/19/rick-perry-department-of-energy/
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #172 on: January 20, 2017, 02:49:31 PM »

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #173 on: January 20, 2017, 02:54:17 PM »

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!
Time to take down the Hillary poster in the man cave, it's definitively over now.  Huzzah! 
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #174 on: January 20, 2017, 03:09:49 PM »

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!
Time to take down the Hillary poster in the man cave, it's definitively over now.  Huzzah!
Hillary who?
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #175 on: January 20, 2017, 03:12:20 PM »

I just stopped by Human Resources to pick up my 10 year paperweight, and a copy of
the annual recognition ceremony program.  I was vacationing when they held it.  Missed the free breakfast.
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #176 on: January 20, 2017, 03:13:33 PM »

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!
Time to take down the Hillary poster in the man cave, it's definitively over now.  Huzzah!
other people had the swimsuit poster from Baywatch, whatever floats your boat!  8)
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #177 on: January 20, 2017, 03:16:17 PM »

Afternoon, gentlemen! What's happening in banterland?
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #178 on: January 20, 2017, 03:17:50 PM »

Lunchtime or Inauguration lull?
'Murica!
Is it great again?
I thought it was great again starting after Election Day?
I didn't say it wasn't. I was just asking because it wasn't clear.
It's vastly improved now that Obama has no power. Whether Trump improves it more or screws it up remains to be seen.

My opinion, and my opinion is completely rooted in my self-interests - I want the government kept out of my bank accounts, my humidor, and my gun cabinet. And if that means the government is going to run short of money, then they should stop spending it on stupid things.
Wait, does that mean no more $500.00 hammers and $750.00 toilet seats?
No, because those $750 toilet seats were designed not to turn into shrapnel in battle. So they're going to be more expensive than the ones in your house. But maybe we could force the Joint Chiefs to negotiate harder deals in order to make the money go farther, rather than just handing them the password to the bank account. Maybe they could be $650 toilet seats instead of $750. Maybe we could listen to the general who said it was ridiculous to take five years and spend $14 million to arrive at the decision that the Sig-Sauer P320 should be the next military sidearm. And these Democrats who opposed buying cheaper medications from Canada...talk about Big Pharma stooges.
Wait, I thought it was the Republicans that were big money stooges...Now I'm confused  :o
Yeah, buddy. And Trump is a racist, sexist homophobe...even though his cabinet includes women and minorities and he's supported LGBT rights.

But hey, it's politics. It trades in dishonesty. Trump traded on the Birther nonsense, and Obama traded on the Bitter Clingers nonsense, and Hillary...well, y'know...she was under fire in combat. What the fuque ever.
I thought his cabinet only included billionaires. My bad.
Don't worry, it's not like he'd be dumb enough to appoint anyone to head a department that doesn't actually know what that department does. Right?

Oh, wait, never mind. https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/19/rick-perry-department-of-energy/
Why not? We elected Obama to run all the agencies, and he had never finished a term of elective office prior to that.

About every eight years we make someone president who has zero experience.

Rick Perry spent 15 years running the tenth largest economy in the world (the eleventh, btw, is Canada). I think he can learn to manage the Dept. of Energy.
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Re: 1/20/2017
« Reply #179 on: January 20, 2017, 03:18:26 PM »

Alright, swamp drainers, time to hit the road. Hazzuh!
Time to take down the Hillary poster in the man cave, it's definitively over now.  Huzzah!

He can leave it. I mean, playing darts in a man cave seems pretty normal.  ;)
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