I've been called a Mother more often than father.
I'll sit this one out.
Happy Father's Day anyway, you old coot.
Yeah, Dean you sound like some kids stepped on your lawn.
not at all. I've had a great day so far. played 17 3/4 holes of golf by 10 am. my daughters called, got my gift delivered on a Sunday (Omaha Steaks) from the family. got an AA meeting in at noon. just finished 2 nice burritos, and now I'm going to light a cigar and soak in the hottub.