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Oyam18

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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #135 on: March 13, 2018, 07:12:05 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
She cannot resist the charms of the Great White Whale.
Mobys Dick.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #136 on: March 13, 2018, 07:43:09 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
She cannot resist the charms of the Great White Whale.
You know all too well.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #137 on: March 13, 2018, 08:46:42 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #138 on: March 13, 2018, 08:48:09 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
She didn't even need a phone.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #139 on: March 13, 2018, 09:18:27 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
She didn't even need a phone.
What? You didn't offer to put her on your plan? No wonder you didn't get any.
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Re: 3/13/2018
« Reply #140 on: March 13, 2018, 10:16:11 PM »

Company rep is taking me out to dinner at a nearby brewpub.
Hope she doesn't think she's going to influence the audit.
I don't crack so easy.
Unless she agrees to sleep with you. In that case, all bets are off.
Hey, it's as close as I can get to a Dean story....without the closer.
She didn't even need a phone.
What? You didn't offer to put her on your plan? No wonder you didn't get any.
Rusty I guess, don't know all of these new courtin' approaches.
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