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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on July 12, 2015, 12:00:12 AM
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Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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Good morning guys.
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Today is Sunday, July 12, the 193rd day of 2015. There are 172 days left in the year.
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Highlight in History
On July 12, 1862, during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln signed a bill authorizing the Army Medal of Honor.
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On this date
In 1543, England's King Henry VIII married his sixth and last wife, Catherine Parr.
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In 1690, forces led by William of Orange defeated the army of James II at the Battle of the Boyne in Ireland.
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In 1909, the House of Representatives joined the Senate in passing the 16th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, allowing for a federal income tax, and submitted it to the states. (It was declared ratified in February 1913.)
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In 1948, the Democratic National Convention, which nominated President Harry S. Truman for a second term of office, opened in Philadelphia.
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1957, President Dwight D. Eisenhower was flown by helicopter from the White House to a secret mountaintop location as part of a drill involving a mock nuclear attack on Washington.
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In 1965, the Beach Boys single "California Girls" was released by Capitol Records.
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In 1967, six days of race-related rioting erupted in Newark, New Jersey; the violence claimed 26 lives.
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In 1975, the African island nation of San Tome and Principe became independent of Portugal.
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1977, President Jimmy Carter defended Supreme Court limits on government payments for poor women's abortions, saying, "There are many things in life that are not fair."
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In 1984, Democratic presidential candidate Walter F. Mondale announced his choice of U.S. Rep. Geraldine A. Ferraro of New York to be his running-mate; Ferraro was the first woman to run for vice president on a major-party ticket.
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In 1988, Democratic presidential candidate Michael S. Dukakis tapped Sen. Lloyd Bentsen of Texas as his running-mate.
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In 1994, President Bill Clinton, visiting Germany, went to the eastern sector of Berlin, the first U.S. president to do so since Harry Truman.
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Ten years ago: Mohammed Bouyeri, a Muslim extremist on trial in the slaying of Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh, unexpectedly confessed in court, saying he was driven by religious conviction. (Bouyeri was sentenced to life in prison.) Five Israelis were killed in a suicide bombing at the entrance of a mall in Netanya. Prince Albert II of Monaco acceded to the throne of a 700-year-old dynasty. Miguel Tejada and Mark Teixeira led the American League to a 7-5 win over the National League in Detroit for the AL's eighth straight All-Star victory.
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Five years ago: Roman Polanski was declared a free man, no longer confined to house arrest in his Alpine villa, after Swiss authorities rejected a U.S. request for the Oscar-winning director's extradition because of a 32-year-old sex conviction. NBA commissioner David Stern fined Cleveland owner Dan Gilbert $100,000 for releasing a sharp-tongued statement shortly after LeBron James announced he was leaving the Cavaliers for Miami.
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One year ago: Afghanistan's two rival candidates reached a breakthrough agreement brokered by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry to allow a complete audit of their contested presidential election. (Former Finance Minister Ashraf Ghani emerged the winner over former Foreign Minister Abdullah Abdullah.)
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Thought for Today: "A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears." - Michel de Montaigne, French philosopher (1533-1592).
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Death of a TV Star
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It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news about a great American icon..
Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Buttersworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Capt'n Crunch, Mr. Goodbar, The Tidy Bowl Man, and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded, always rose to the occasion, but whose later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much his time on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was considered a roll model for millions, even as a crusty old man.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, and a bun in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
Good morning Dean.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
Sounds better than working to me!
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Morning LSU & Dean
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
Sounds better than working to me!
well, between late Friday afternoon registration, meeting yesterday from 9am-6pm, and business from 9am-noon today, working doesn't sound terribly bad.
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Morning LSU & Dean
morning Dave.
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time for the trip to Gainsville. coffee and some kind of Punch for the ride.
enjoy your Sunday.
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time for the trip to Gainsville. coffee and some kind of Punch for the ride.
enjoy your Sunday.
Drive safe!
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
Sounds better than working to me!
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well, between late Friday afternoon registration, meeting yesterday from 9am-6pm, and business from 9am-noon today, working doesn't sound terribly bad.
Stop your whining and bitching, going there was Your option, going to work is not an option.
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Morning Chip, Dave and Dean.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady and unwind.
Fixed it for you Dean.
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Morning Travellin Dave, you Travellin this week? No travel for me this week, at least none planned.
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Well, today's CI offering is at least a little different, but I don't really see anyone beating down the doors to buy.
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Morning Travellin Dave, you Travellin this week? No travel for me this week, at least none planned.
Well, yes, but not for work. Quick trip down to Athens to visit the new babies.
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Morning Travellin Dave, you Travellin this week? No travel for me this week, at least none planned.
Well, yes, but not for work. Quick trip down to Athens to visit the new babies.
I forgot you said you were heading down there on Thursday, lot better than work travel.
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Austin cops shot and killed another one last night, that is 3 in a week. Amazing, nobody seems to think of it as a big deal that the cops kill more than the criminals here.
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Morning Travellin Dave, you Travellin this week? No travel for me this week, at least none planned.
Well, yes, but not for work. Quick trip down to Athens to visit the new babies.
I forgot you said you were heading down there on Thursday, lot better than work travel.
Looks like an Austin visit is back on the Calendar in the not too distant future.
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Morning Travellin Dave, you Travellin this week? No travel for me this week, at least none planned.
Well, yes, but not for work. Quick trip down to Athens to visit the new babies.
I forgot you said you were heading down there on Thursday, lot better than work travel.
Looks like an Austin visit is back on the Calendar in the not too distant future.
Good Deal! Maybe Two Dollar Bean will complete is mission by then so he can come out and play. :)
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Good morning, fellas. Arturo Fuente Churchill with a black coffee going this morning.
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Morning Mr. Mayor.
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Morning Mr. Mayor.
Howdy Dave.
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Haven't had an AF in a really long while. This one might be a maduro but you can't ever be 100% sure. Nice morning smoke.
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Haven't had an AF in a really long while. This one might be a maduro but you can't ever be 100% sure. Nice morning smoke.
Morning Tony, yep AF is a nice morning smoke.
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Since when are you allowed to get a morning smoke in Tony? Everyone sleeping in?
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Good morning Native, Dave and Tony.
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Blazing hot sun early this morning, going to be a hot MoFo here today.
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Since when are you allowed to get a morning smoke in Tony? Everyone sleeping in?
Everyone IS sleeping in but I'm also waiting for my car at the mechanic.
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Just finished my Alpha-Male Sunday breakfast. Grain muffin and fruits.
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Good morning Native, Dave and Tony.
Hiya Chip. Did you enjoy your Saturday?
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Since when are you allowed to get a morning smoke in Tony? Everyone sleeping in?
Everyone IS sleeping in but I'm also waiting for my car at the mechanic.
The mechanic works on Sunday morning?
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Since when are you allowed to get a morning smoke in Tony? Everyone sleeping in?
Everyone IS sleeping in but I'm also waiting for my car at the mechanic.
The mechanic works on Sunday morning?
We'll see. :)
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Just finished my Alpha-Male Sunday breakfast. Grain muffin and fruits.
Yum.
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Time to walk the dogs before it gets any hotter. Have a good morning all.
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Time to walk the dogs before it gets any hotter. Have a good morning all.
Take care, Dave. Bring a cold beverage with you.
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Since when are you allowed to get a morning smoke in Tony? Everyone sleeping in?
Everyone IS sleeping in but I'm also waiting for my car at the mechanic.
What this time?.... and what mechanics work on Sunday morning?
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Another perfect summer day here... currently in the 70's, low humidity, great three day streak.
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Since when are you allowed to get a morning smoke in Tony? Everyone sleeping in?
Everyone IS sleeping in but I'm also waiting for my car at the mechanic.
What this time?.... and what mechanics work on Sunday morning?
My brakes never got done and they're starting to squeal. My local mechanic is
Manny, Moe and Jack.
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Good morning Native, Dave and Tony.
Hiya Chip. Did you enjoy your Saturday?
Bot really, how about you?
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Sprinter is really working to move those Erin go Braless....
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Good morning Native, Dave and Tony.
Hiya Chip. Did you enjoy your Saturday?
Bot really, how about you?
I did. It's been a very nice family weekend. And it ain't over yet.
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Dogs walked and chit it is hot!
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Dogs walked and chit it is hot!
Don't let it burn your hands when you pick it up. Use a pooper scooper.
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Dogs walked and chit it is hot!
Don't let it burn your hands when you pick it up. Use a pooper scooper.
You been hanging around Dad & Flip too much. :)
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Dogs walked and chit it is hot!
Don't let it burn your hands when you pick it up. Use a pooper scooper.
You been hanging around Dad & Flip too much. :)
Never too much. That's quality company. Let's light up those Gurkhas and Acids!
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Dogs walked and chit it is hot!
Don't let it burn your hands when you pick it up. Use a pooper scooper.
You been hanging around Dad & Flip too much. :)
Never too much. That's quality company. Let's light up those Gurkhas and Acids!
I think Tony's been out in the sun too long.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Check if they're giving free samples.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Get 'em to flip you one and don't flip it back. You know whata mean.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
They have been out in the sun too long also. That is what happens when a hedge fund takes over a restaurant chain. Food goes to shit while the employees TeamBuild with silly games.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Check if they're giving free samples.
Show-um your Dean!
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Is it one of these Friday's?
TGI Fridays to Pay $500,000 for Passing Off Cheap Booze as Top-Shelf
Several TGIFs were raided in New Jersey, to discover that they've been refilling premium alcohol bottles with bottom-shelf booze
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Check if they're giving free samples.
Don't think the thought didn't cross my mind. Brakes done, back home now. Time to go make a Costco run.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Is it one of these Friday's?
TGI Fridays to Pay $500,000 for Passing Off Cheap Booze as Top-Shelf
Several TGIFs were raided in New Jersey, to discover that they've been refilling premium alcohol bottles with bottom-shelf booze
Probably. The place is basically around the corner from me and I don't think I've ever been there. The likelihood of me deciding to go now is pretty slim.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Check if they're giving free samples.
Don't think the thought didn't cross my mind. Brakes done, back home now. Time to go make a Costco run.
I need to make a Costco run myself but not doing it today.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Is it one of these Friday's?
TGI Fridays to Pay $500,000 for Passing Off Cheap Booze as Top-Shelf
Several TGIFs were raided in New Jersey, to discover that they've been refilling premium alcohol bottles with bottom-shelf booze
Yea, I remember that. Now is a good time to visit as they will be on their best behavior.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Check if they're giving free samples.
Don't think the thought didn't cross my mind. Brakes done, back home now. Time to go make a Costco run.
I need to make a Costco run myself but not doing it today.
The fridge is bare and we have 6 hungry mouths here so I have no choice.
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Enjoy your Sunday, fellas.
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There's a TGI Fridays right next door and the bartenders are out on the lawn flipping bottles, doing team building exercises. I don't see Tom Cruise.
(http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/e39d35381da36b4e6dee250df07b38a9.jpg)
Is it one of these Friday's?
TGI Fridays to Pay $500,000 for Passing Off Cheap Booze as Top-Shelf
Several TGIFs were raided in New Jersey, to discover that they've been refilling premium alcohol bottles with bottom-shelf booze
Yea, I remember that. Now is a good time to visit as they will be on their best behavior.
The franchise owner is still under investigation. I used to like Friday's but they changed the menu all up and took the things I liked off of it. They have closed most of them down here.
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Enjoy your Sunday, fellas.
Later Tony, stay out of that sun!
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DOUBLE SHEESH!
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DOUBLE SHEESH!
To quote the well known philosopher, "Life Is Just A Sheesh!".
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DOUBLE SHEESH!
To quote the well known philosopher, "Life Is Just A Sheesh!".
Sha Boom, Sha Boom
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You signed up for your Cincy Cigarfest CB?
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@CB....just read that LFD is bringing back the Coronado. Supposedly the same blend....we shall see.
http://halfwheel.com/la-flor-dominicana-reintroducing-coronado-at-icppr/90055
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DOUBLE SHEESH!
To quote the well known philosopher, "Life Is Just A Sheesh!".
Like that personal message you got there CB. :). Wonder if they sell the T-shirts at Macy's.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?
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@CB....just read that LFD is bringing back the Coronado. Supposedly the same blend....we shall see.
http://halfwheel.com/la-flor-dominicana-reintroducing-coronado-at-icppr/90055 (http://halfwheel.com/la-flor-dominicana-reintroducing-coronado-at-icppr/90055)
Still some out there on the shelves but prices have gone up.
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DOUBLE SHEESH!
To quote the well known philosopher, "Life Is Just A Sheesh!".
Like that personal message you got there CB. :) . Wonder if they sell the T-shirts at Macy's.
I'll have to check the next time the warden drags me to Macy's.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?
Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.
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You signed up for your Cincy Cigarfest CB?
Waiting on word from Craig and/or Duke.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?
Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.
candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?
Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.
candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.
SMH ::)
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Nica Ristica lit, guess I will watch the Indycar Race since it is on an oval track.
Still laughing about Jr wrecking Danica's ass last night and she is realllly mad.
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?
Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.
candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.
Big, black googlie eyes? Cookie Monster!
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good morning Chip. last day of the Service Conference. should get home around 1pm, hoping to hit the bikerlady's pool and unwind.
back home, did get in the pool (not the bikerlady Dave), we had an intimate lunch, talked, laughted, had a good time in her screen room as a thunderstorm came through. I am home fixing shells and clam sauce, no crusty Italian bread though.
WTF is an intimate lunch, you eat naked, do some 69 or what?
Intimate lunch is when you chew with your mouth closed.
candlelight, sitting close, making googlie eyes, that kind of stuff.
Big, black googlie eyes? Cookie Monster!
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it
Nah, that's not it. Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke. Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole. She just hates me.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You might be on to something. My sisters have always laughed at that stuff (well, two of the three), but the warden, not so much. To her it's just "gross". She also doesn't think "Dick in a Box" is funny. WTF, that's hilarious!
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You might be on to something. My sisters have always laughed at that stuff (well, two of the three), but the warden, not so much. To her it's just "gross". She also doesn't think "Dick in a Box" is funny. WTF, that's hilarious!
All of those are great. Have you seen the, "I'm a mother lover"?
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it
Nah, that's not it. Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke. Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole. She just hates me.
My wife has put up with me for 25 years so she has a good sense of humor
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You might be on to something. My sisters have always laughed at that stuff (well, two of the three), but the warden, not so much. To her it's just "gross". She also doesn't think "Dick in a Box" is funny. WTF, that's hilarious!
All of those are great. Have you seen the, "I'm a mother lover"?
Yep, another classic.
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it
Nah, that's not it. Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke. Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole. She just hates me.
My wife has put up with me for 25 years so she has a good sense of humor
She's not laughing with you, she's laughing at you.
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5 Sheeshes on that last one. It really did have egg in it.
Indeed, but it sure got me to chuckling. I for one appreciate a good fart joke almost as much as a good fart.
Hear, hear!!! My wife asked me just tonight why it is that boys can't get enough bathroom humor.
The issue is girls don't appreciate well crafted bathroom humor. Just another of their flaws.
I'm with you, brother. I think it has something to do with the ring. My girls still appreciate it. In fact, my girlfriend thought it was hilarious until I put that ring on her finger. Now I'm immature. Fuck 'em!
You were always immature it's just that once the ring went on the finger she felt comfortable saying it
Nah, that's not it. Because she still laughs if we're watching tv and someone makes a stupid joke. Two weeks earlier I make the same stupid joke and I'm an asshole. She just hates me.
My wife has put up with me for 25 years so she has a good sense of humor
She's not laughing with you, she's laughing at you.
Tony, leave the boy in his blissful ignorance. It's something, after all.
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go. It's one of those unfinished business things. I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go. It's one of those unfinished business things. I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
I still think you can nail a supermodel too.
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go. It's one of those unfinished business things. I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
DPG deal on CigarSprint on threebean's bucket list.
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go. It's one of those unfinished business things. I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
DPG deal on CigarSprint on threebean's bucket list.
I have lowered significantly my aspirations in recent years.
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Well fuckmerunnin', I have the sprinter open in another tab, went to the bathroom and missed the Blues. #@#%^&*!
It just wasn't meant to be.
I can't let it go. It's one of those unfinished business things. I know now I'll never sleep with a supermodel, but I gotta score a deal on these Blues before I die.
DPG deal on CigarSprint on threebean's bucket list.
I have lowered significantly my aspirations in recent years.
Obtainable goals - key to a happy life. Oh, and a happy wife.
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Jesus Fuego Delirium lancero to end my smoking day.
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Jesus Fuego Delirium lancero to end my smoking day.
Enjoy, Mr. Breath. See ya manana.