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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on June 16, 2015, 12:00:08 AM
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It's Tuesday again! In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars. Join in and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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Good morning guys.
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On this day in history ..
0632 - Origin of Persian [Yezdegird] Era
1338 - German monarch declares pope & king's decree redundant
1487 - Battle at Stoke: Henry VII beats John de la Pole & Lord Lovell
1567 - Mary, Queen of Scots, imprisoned in Lochleven Castle prison Scotland
1624 - Judge directs US colony Virginia to English crown
1673 - Peace of Vossem: Fren King Louis XIV & Frederik Willem of Brandenburg
1745 - English fleet occupies Cap Breton on St Lawrence River
1746 - Battle at Piacenza: Austria & Sardinia beat Spanish & French army
1755 - British capture Fort Beausjour, expel Acadians
1775 - Battle of Bunker Hill (actually it is Breed's Hill)
1775 - Liberty Bell rang for the 2nd Continental Congress
1779 - In support of the US, Spain declares war on England
1779 - Vice-adm Hardy sails out of Isle of Wright against Spanish Armada
1784 - Holland forbids orange clothes
1794 - 1st stone layed at Dutch biggest grain windmill (De Walvisch)
1815 - Battle at Ligny: French army under Napoleon beats Prussia
1815 - Battle at Quatre-Bras: allies strike French
1822 - Denmark Vessy leads slave rebellion in South Carolina
1823 - King Willem I opens shipyard at Rotterdam-Antwerp
1832 - Battle of Kellogg's Grove, Ill
1836 - London Working Men's Assn forms
1842 - Natchex Mississippi, hit by tornado; about 500 die
1858 - Abraham Lincoln says "A house divided against itself cannot stand"
1861 - Battle of Vienna, VA & Secessionville, SC (James Island)
1864 - Battle of Lynchburg VA
1864 - Skirmish at Golgotha Georgia
1864 - Union Gen Grant begin siege of Petersburg, Va
1871 - Ancient Arabic Order of Nobles of Mystic Shrine founded, NYC
1873 - Pres Grant decrees Wallowa Valley for Nez-Perc indians
1879 - Gilbert & Sullivan's "HMS Pinafore" debuts at Bowery Theater NYC
1880 - Salvation Army forms in Londo
1881 - Austria-Hungary & Serbia sign military treaty
1882 - 17" hailstones weighing 1.75 lbs fall in Dubuque Iowa
1883 - 1st baseball "Ladies' Day" (NY Gothams beat Cleve Spiders 5-2)
1884 - 1st roller coaster used (Coney Island NY)
1884 - On Coney Island, the 1st roller coaster begins operating
1893 - RW Rueckheim invents Cracker Jack
1896 - Temperature hits 127øF at Fort Mojave, Calif
1898 - China's emperor De Zong (Guang Xu) receives Kang Youwei
1899 - Victor Trumper's 1st Test Cricket century 135* v England, Lord's
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1903 - 1st Highlander (Yankee) shut-out victory 1-0 over White Sox
1903 - Ford Motors incorporates
1903 - Pepsi Cola company forms
1904 - Bloomsday (date of events in James Joyce's Ulysses)
1909 - 1st US airplane sold commercially, by Glenn Curtiss for $5,000
1909 - Jim Thorpe makes his pro baseball pitching debut for Rocky Mount (ECL) with 4-2 win, this will cause him to forfeit his Olympic medals
1913 - South-African parliament forbids blacks owning land
1916 - Boston Brave's Tom Hughes 2nd no-hitter beats Pitts, 2-0
1917 - 1st Congress of Soviets convene in Russia
1917 - 49th Belmont: James Butwell aboard Hourless wins in 2:17.8
1922 - Henry Berliner demonstrates his helicopter to US Bureau of Aeronautics
1923 - Sun Yat Sen founds military academy
1924 - South Africa all out 30 v England in 48 minutes, Gilligan 6-7
1927 - 31st US Golf Open: Tommy Armour shoots a 301 at Oakmont CC in Pa
1929 - Otto E Funk, 62, ends marathon walk (NY to SF, 4165 miles in 183 days)
1931 - Austrian govt of Ender falls
1932 - Germany forbids SA/SS-gang fights
1932 - Pres Hoover & VP Charles Curtis renominated by Rep Convention
1932 - Sutcliffe & Holmes make 555 opening cricket stand for Yorks v Essex
1933 - National Industrial Recovery Act becomes law (later struck down)
1933 - US Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) created
1935 - US Congress accepts FDR's "New Deal"
1936 - Dutch queen Wilhelmina opens the Waal bridge
1936 - Pope Pius XI receives Anton Mussert (Dutch Nazi collaborator)
1937 - Marx Brothers' "A Day At The Races" opens in LA
1938 - Jimmie Foxx is walked a record 6 consecutive times by Browns
1938 - St Louis Browns walk Boston Red Sox Jimmy Foxx 6 times in a row
1940 - Communist govt installed in Lithuania
1940 - General De Gaulle arrives in Bordeaux
1941 - 1st US federally owned airport opened Wash DC
1943 - Race riot in Beaumont Texas (2 die)
1944 - Iceland adopts constitution
1944 - King Edward VI visits Montgomery's HQ in Normandy
1944 - US bombs Kyushu Japan
1945 - 71st Preakness: Wayne D Wright aboard Polynesian wins in 1:58.8
1945 - Boo Ferriss loses to Yanks 3-2 after starting his career with 8 wins
1946 - "Annie Get Your Gun" opens at Imperial Theater NYC for 1147 perfs
1946 - 46th US Golf Open: Lloyd Mangrum shoots a 284 at Canterbury GC Cleve
1947 - 1st network news-Dumont's "News from Washington"
1947 - Pravda denounces Marshall Plan
1949 - Gas turbine-electric locomotive demonstrated, Erie Pa
1951 - 51st US Golf Open: Ben Hogan shoots a 287 at Oakland Hills CC Mich
1951 - 83rd Belmont: David Gorman aboard Counterpoint wins in 2:29
1952 - Soviet Fighters shoot Swedish Catalina reconnaissance flight down
1953 - Despite Johnny Mize 2,000th hit, Yanks lose ending 18 game win streak & also ending St Louis Brown 14 game losing streak
1954 - Dutch military conscription shortened from 20 to 18 months
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1954 - Ngo Dinh Diem elected president of Vietnam
1955 - Louise Suggs wins LPGA Triangle Round Robin Golf Tournament
1955 - Pope Pius XII ex-communicates Argentine Pres Juan Peron
1956 - 56th US Golf Open: Cary Middlecoff shoots a 281 at Oak Hill CC NY
1956 - 88th Belmont: David Erb aboard Needles wins in 2:29.8
1957 - French offensive in Algeria
1957 - White Sox reliever Dixie Howell hits 2 HRs to beat Wash Senators 8-6
1958 - "Flip Top Box" by Dicky Doo & The Don'ts hits #46
1958 - Govt troops land on North-Celebes Indonesia
1960 - "Psycho," opens in NY
1960 - Pres Eisenhower cancels trip to Japan
1961 - Dave Garroway is fired as Today Show host
1961 - Discoverer 25 launched
1961 - Soviet ballet dancer Rudolf Nureyev defects to West in Paris
1962 - 2 US army officers killed in Saigon
1962 - Caspar Weinberger (Sec of Def 1981-87), indicted on Iran-contra charge
1963 - Levi Eshkol replaces David Ben-Gurion as Israeli PM
1963 - Ruth Jessen wins LPGA Cosmopolitan Women's Golf Open
1963 - Valentina Tereshkova (USSR) is 1st woman in space, aboard Vostok 6
1964 - Amnesty granted to 3,000 political prisoners
1964 - Quake strikes Niigata Japan
1966 - "Rowan & Martin Show," debuts on NBC-TV
1966 - 20th Tony Awards: Marat/Sade & Man of La Mancha win
1967 - 50,000 attend Monterey International Pop Festival
1968 - Mickey Wright wins LPGA "500" Ladies Golf Classic
1968 - 68th US Golf Open: Lee Trevino shoots a 275 at Oak Hill CC NY
1968 - Lee Trevino is 1st to play all 4 rounds of golf's US open under par
1969 - Supreme Court rules suspension of Adam Clayton Powell Jr from House
1970 - Kenneth A Gibson elected 1st black mayor of Newark, NJ
1970 - Race riots in Miami Florida
1971 - Groningen soccer team forms in Groningen
1971 - Racial disturbance in Jacksonville Florida
1973 - Leonid I Brezhnev visit US
1974 - 74th US Golf Open: Hale Irwin shoots a 287 at Winged Foot GC NY
1974 - Homer Simpson & Marge Bouvier wed
1974 - Sandra Haynie wins Lawson's LPGA Golf Open
1975 - Bucks trade Kareem Abdul-Jabber & Walt Wesley to LA for 4 players
1975 - Italy's Communist party PCI, wins
1975 - Randy Farland finds a 14-leaf clover near Sioux Falls, SD
1975 - Supreme Court rules uniform minimum legal fees are a violation
1976 - Student uprisings begin in Soweto, South Africa (Soweto Day)
1977 - "Beatlemania" opens on Broadway
1977 - Fianna Fail-party wins Irish elections
1977 - Leonid Brezhnev named president of USSR
1977 - Ron Guidry's 1st complete game, 7-0 over KC Royals
1978 - Cin Red Tom Seaver no-hits St Louis Cards, 4-0
1978 - Ringo releases "Bad Boy" album; Wings releases "I've Had Enough"
1979 - "Logical Song" by Supertramp peaks at #6
1979 - Carl Yastrzemski hits his 1,000th extra base hit
1979 - Moslem Brotherhood kills 62 sheiks in Aleppo Syria
1980 - "Blues Brothers," premieres in Chicago
1980 - Supreme Court rules new forms of life created in labs could be patents
1982 - Britain requests Argentina arrange for return of prisoners
1983 - Charlos Vieira completes 191 hr "nonstop" cycling in Leiria Portugal
1983 - European Space Agency launches European Comm Satellite 1, Oscar 10
1983 - Pope John Paul II visits Poland
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1983 - Ringo releases "Old Wave" album in West Germany
1983 - USSR party leader Yuri Andropov elected president
1984 - Edwin Moses wins his 100th consecutive 400-meter hurdles race
1984 - Matt de Waal finishes 14,290-mi round trip from Salt Lake City (106d)
1985 - 85th US Golf Open: Andy North shoots a 279 at Oakland Hills CC Mich
1985 - Pat Bradley wins LPGA Rochester Golf International
1985 - T C Chen, ahead by 4 strokes in final round of US Open
1985 - Willie Banks of USA sets triple jump record (58'11«") in Indianapolis quadruple bogies 5th hole & never recovers
1986 - 1 day general strike in South Africa
1987 - Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami, opens
1987 - Subway gunman Bernhard Goetz acquitted on all but gun possession charges after shooting 4 black youths who tried to rob him
1988 - Boston Red Sox Barrett steals home
1988 - In Santa Barbara, CA, a team of 32 divers begin cycling underwater on a standard tricycle, to complete 116.66 mi in 75 hrs 20 mins
1989 - "Ghostbusters II" premieres
1989 - Funeral for Imre Nagg, leader of Hungarian uprising in 1956
1989 - Only 17 hole-in-ones recorded since US open began, today 4 more are made all on 6th hole (Weaver, Wiebe, Pate & Price)
1990 - "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer peaks at #8
1990 - Nelson & Winnie Mandela visit Leidseplein, Amsterdam
1991 - "Fiddler on the Roof" closes at Gershwin Theater NYC after 241 perfs
1991 - -23] NYC Mayor Dinkins declares "Joseph Doherty Week"
1991 - 91st US Golf Open: Payne Stewart shoots a 282 at Hazeline Natl GC Minn
1991 - Boris Yeltsin elected president of Russian SSR
1991 - Colleen Walker wins LPGA Lady Keystone Golf Open
1991 - Minnesota Twins win a team record 15 games in a row
1991 - Otis Nixon steals NL record 6 bases in 1 day
1991 - With 3 runs in 9th, Balt ends Twins 15 game win streak 6-5
1992 - Colo Rockies 1st minor league team's (Bend Oregon in Class A) game
1992 - Great Brit postage stamp 350 year battle near Edgehill
1992 - Jeff King is 5th to be thrown out twice trying to steal in an inning
1992 - Red Sox Mark Reardon sets record of 342 saves (vs Yanks 1-0)
1992 - Longest salami is 68'9 & 25 circumference, weighed 1,492lbs/5oz in Flekkefjord, Norway
1993 - Ken Griffey Jr slugs his 100th career home run in Seattle's
1994 - Martin Brodeur becomes 1st Devil to win Calder Trophy
1995 - "Batman Forever" opens with a record $528 million weekend
1995 - Marlins outfielder Andre Dawson hits his 400th NL career HR (429)
1995 - Salt Lake City awarded the XIX Winter Olympics in 2002
1996 - 1st competitive game played on turf in Holland (in third grade)
1996 - 50th NBA Championship: Chic Bulls beat Seat Supersonic, 4 games to 2
1996 - 96th US Golf Open: Steve Jones shoots a 278 wins at Oakland Hills CC
1996 - Liselotte Neumann wins First Bank Edina Realty LPGA Golf Classic
1997 - 31st Music City News Country Awards: Alan Jackson & LeAnn Rimes
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Famous birthdays for this day ..
1583 - Axel Gustafson Oxenstierna, Swedish earl/chancellor/regent
1633 - Nathaniel Schnittelbach, composer
1637 - Giovanni Paulo Colonna, composer
1752 - Meingosus Gaelle, composer
1834 - Wesley Merritt, Major General (Union volunteers), died in 1910
1837 - Eli Long, Bvt Major General (Union Army), died in 1903
1843 - David Popper, composer
1843 - Jan Malat, composer
1853 - Johan Gustaf Emil Sjogren, composer
1858 - Eugene Ysaye, composer
1858 - Gustav V, king of Sweden (1907-50)
1861 - Scato Gocko de Vries, Dutch paleographer/librarian
1863 - Paul Antonin Vidal, composer
1874 - Arthur Meighen, (C) 9th PM of Canada (1920-21, 1926)
1879 - Fritz Schulz, German law historian (Classical Novel Law)
1879 - Theo[dorus J] Thijssen, Dutch writer (Kees the boy)
1888 - Bobby Clark, vaudevillan (World's funniest circus clown)
1890 - Stan Laurel, [Arthur S Jefferson], England, comedian (Laurel & Hardy)
1892 - Lupino Lane, London England, actress (Love Parade)
1894 - Norman Kerry, Rochester NY, actor (Phantom of the Opera)
1895 - Stan Laurel, [Arthur S Jefferson], comedian (Laurel & Hardy)
1896 - Jean Peugeot, Frans auto manufacturer (Peugeot)
1896 - William Fitzgerald Jenkins, author (Time Tunnel, Land of Giants)
1899 - Helen Traubel, St Louis MO, soprano (Sieglinde in Walkre, Nightclubs)
1899 - Nelson Doubleday, US, publisher (Doubleday)
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1900 - Jan van Tilburg, governor Suriname (PVDA, 1955-62)
1901 - Arthur Pierson, Oslo Norway, actor/director (Hat Check Girl)
1901 - Conrad Beck, composer
1902 - Barbara McClintock, US, cytogeneticist (Jumping Genes, Nobel 1983)
1902 - Kornelis Posthumus, Dutch chemist
1903 - Huldreich Georg Fruh, composer
1904 - Gerard Holt, Dutch architect
1906 - Alan Fairfax, cricketer (Australian all-rounder late 20's early 30's)
1907 - Jack Albertson, Malden Mass, actor (Thin Man, Chico & the Man)
1907 - John Hadfield, author/publisher (Love on a Branch Line)
1909 - Willi Boskovsky, Austria, conductor (new years concert)
1910 - E G Marshall, Owatonna Minn, actor (Lawrence-Defenders, Caine Mutiny)
1910 - Ilona Massey, Budapest Hungary, actress/singer (Ilona Massey Show)
1910 - Lord Richardson, president (General Medical Council)
1910 - Richard Maling Barrer, chemist
1911 - Georg Meistermann, German (glass)painter (Raumplnen)
1912 - Enoch Powell, England, MP (C)/racist/Greek professor
1912 - John Peel, MP
1914 - Stewart Cathie "Billy" Griffith, cricketer (140 for England, 1948)
1914 - Stewart Griffith, secretary (MCC)
1915 - Joseph Kagan, businessman
1915 - Mariano Rumor, premier Italy
1916 - Francis Lopez, composer
1916 - Hank Luisetti, NBA forward (1st to use a one-handed shot)
1917 - Katharine Graham, NYC, newspaper publisher (Wash Post)
1919 - Lord Aberdare, committee chairman (House of Lords)
1920 - John Howard Griffin, US, photographer/author (Black Like Me)
1921 - Lord Perry of Walton, SDP/vice chancellor (Open University England)
1923 - Ake Hermanson, composer
1923 - Henryk Czyz, composer
1924 - Sayed Idries Shah, thinker
1925 - Faith Domergue, New Orleans, actress (House of 7 Corpses)
1925 - Richard Jacobs, philanthropist/sports owner (Cleveland Indians)
1927 - Robert Matthews, master (Clare College Cambridge England)
1927 - Thomas W "Tom" Graveney, English cricket batsman (50's & 60's)
1928 - Harold Hanham, vice chancellor (Lancaster University)
1928 - Sergiu Comissiona, Buch Romania, conductor (Haifa Symph 1959-64)
1929 - James Kirtland Randall, composer
1930 - Brian Statham, cricketer (masterful England quick for two decades)
1930 - David Konstant, bishop (Leeds)
1931 - Courtney Alexandre Henriques Laws, community leader
1931 - Ivo Petric, composer
1931 - Robert F [Bob] Smith, (Rep-R-OR, 1983- )
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1932 - David Keylsey, actor/director
1932 - Ralph Robins, CEO (Rolls-Royce)
1933 - Joachim Nowotny, writer
1934 - Eileen Atkins, London England, actress (Equus, Devil Within Her)
1934 - Janet Pilgrim, playmate (July 1955, Dec 1955, Oct 1956)
1934 - Little Caesar, vocalist (Little Caesar & the Romans)
1934 - Lord Patrick Beresforord, blood-stock agent
1934 - Lucia Dlugoszewski, composer
1935 - Jim Dine, Cincinnati Oh, pop artist (St John the Divine)
1936 - August Willemsen, Dutch poet/translator
1936 - Fred Oster, Dutch TV host
1937 - August Busch III, CEO (Anheuser-Busch, St Louis Cards)
1937 - Erich Segal, Brooklyn NY, author (Love Story, Oliver's Story)
1938 - Helen Ryan, British?, actress (Hannah)
1938 - James Bolam, actor (Crucible of Terror)
1938 - Joyce Carol Oates, NY, novelist (Garden of Earthly Delights)
1938 - Michael Culver, British? actor (Devil's Webs)
1938 - Mickie Finn, Hugo Okla, TV hostess/banjo player (Mickie Finn's)
1940 - Billy "Crash" Craddock, Greensboro NC, singer
1940 - Hans Dorrestijn, Dutch cabaret performer
1941 - Lamont Dozier, Detroit, songwriter (Dozier-Holland-Dozier)
1942 - Eddie Levert, Canton Ohio, vocalist (O'Jays-For the Love of Money)
1942 - Giacomo Agostini, Lovere, Italy, world motorcycle race champion
1942 - John Rostill, rocker
1943 - Joan Van Ark, NYC, actress (Valene-Dallas, Knots Landing)
1944 - Joan Barbara Grigor, artist
1944 - Takamiyama, [Jesse Kuhaulua], Hawaii, 1st non-Japanese sumo champion
1946 - Lord Astor, of Hever
1946 - Neil MacGregor, director (British National Gallery)
1946 - Simon Williams, US, actor (Fiendish plot of dr Fu Manchu)
1949 - Kale Browne, San Rafael Calif, actor (Michael Hudson-Another World)
1949 - Peppy Castro, [Emil Thielhelm], NYC, rock vocalist (Balance)
1950 - James Smith, US, singer (Stylistics-Can't Give you Anything)
1950 - Jesse Dizon, Oceanside Calif, actor (Ramon-Operation Petticoat)
1951 - John Salthouse, British(?) actor (American Werewolf in London)
1951 - Michel Viso, France, cosmonaut
1951 - Roberto Duran, boxer (fists of stone, no m
s)
1951 - Sonia Braga, Maringa Brazil, actress (Dona Flor & Her 2 Husbands)
1952 - Aleksandr Zaitsev, USSR, pairs figure skating (Olympic-gold-1976, 80)
1952 - Gino Vanelli, Montreal Quebec, singer (Living Inside Myself)
1952 - Rob Kloet, pop drummer/singer (Nits-In the Dutch Mountains)
1953 - Ian Mosley, Paddington London, drummer (Marillion-Clutching at Straws)
1954 - Gary Roberts, rocker (Boomtown Rats)
1954 - Jeffrey S Ashby, Dallas Tx, astronaut (sk: STS 85)
1955 - Laurie Metcalf, Carbonville Illinois, actress (Jackie-Roseanne)
1955 - Simon Bailey, priest
1957 - Adri van Tiggelen, Dutch soccer star (Sparta/PSV)
1957 - Ian Buchanan, Scotland, actor (General Hospital, Gary Shandling Show)
1961 - Robbie Kerr, cricketer (Queensland opener 2 Tests for Australia 1985)
1963 - Mohsin Kamal, cricketer (Pakistani fast bowler 1984- )
1965 - J J Birden, NFL wide receiver (Atlanta Falcons)
1965 - Johannes Harisch, WLAF defensive end (Frankfurt Galaxy)
1966 - Jan Zelezny, Czech, javelin thrower (Olympics-2 gold-92, 96)
1966 - [Eric] Randy Barnes, Charleston WV, shot putter (Oly-silv/gold-88, 96)
1968 - Alton Montgomery, NFL safety (Atlanta Falcons)
1968 - Matt Turk, NFL punter (Washington Redskins)
1968 - Nehemiah Perry, cricketer (fine Jamaican off-spinner)
1968 - Patrick Stuart, Hollywood Cal, actor (Will Cortlandt-All My Children)
1969 - Kevin Young, Alpena MI, infielder (KC Royals)
1969 - L B Stephens, NFLer (Jacksonville Jaguars)
1970 - Michael Husted, NFL place kicker (Tampa Bay Bucs)
1970 - Phil A Mickelson, San Diego CA, PGA golfer (1991 Northern Telecom)
1971 - Andre President, tight end (Philadelphia Eagles)
1971 - Christopher Gomez, LA Calif, infielder (San Diego Padres)
1971 - Tupac Shakur, Bkln NY, rap star/actor (Juice, Bullet) (killed in 1996)
1972 - Shawnelle Scott, NBA center (Cleveland Cavaliers)
1973 - Shannon Myers, CFL receiver (Edmonton Eskimos)
1975 - Asa Carlsson, Vasteras Sweden, tennis star (1995 Futures-Stockholm)
1975 - Maria Sinigerova, Miss Universe-Bulgaria (1996)
1976 - Frank van Twillert, soccer player (Go Ahead Eagles)
1993 - Alice Ann Newman, daughter of Gretchen & Randy
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King Arthur
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King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer; he would be put to death.
The question? . . . What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with every one, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice, compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she answered . . . is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible, deformed self only half-the-time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day . . . or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT . . . make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
Now . . . what is the moral to this story?
The moral is . . .
If you don't let a woman have her own way . . .
Things are going to get ugly!
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Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.
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Morning LSU.
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
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good morning Chip and Dave.
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good morning Chip and Dave.
Morning Dean, you are up early.
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Time for work, BBL
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good morning Chip and Dave.
Morning Dean, you are up early.
went to bed early, body was killing me.
Short Run and coffee here.
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good morning Chip and Dave.
Good morning Dean.
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
Bill is sucking all the moisture from our area so not as much rain the rest of the week for us.
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Morning Chip, Dave and Dean.
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good morning Chip and Dave.
Morning Dean, you are up early.
went to bed early, body was killing me.
Short Run and coffee here.
Well, you have been going at full speed for a while now...
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
IT guys won't be seen for the rest of the month.
You going in to work or have they declared a state of emergency so that everyone can hunker down?
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Bean may be stuck in PA for a while...
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Morning Chip, Dave and Dean.
Good morning Dave.
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
IT guys won't be seen for the rest of the month.
You going in to work or have they declared a state of emergency so that everyone can hunker down?
Morning Dave, I am at work and beieve it or not one IT guy showed up but he does not plan to be here past lunch. Dry here now, probably nothing sigificant in the way of rain until late afternoon for us. Nothing but a big ass thunderstorm but they are hyping the crap out of it of course. And as always there will be some flooding to show on tv.
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good morning Chip and Dave.
Morning Dean, you are up early.
went to bed early, body was killing me.
Short Run and coffee here.
Well, you have been going at full speed for a while now...
somehow I got busy.
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was talking to the neighbor lady and her friends across the street, the one that was arrested for 'hooking'. she said she got 60 hours of community service, one of her friends said she should have told the judge that that was what she was doing when she got arrested, community service.
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
at least all your lakes should be topped off, and then some.
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
Bill is sucking all the moisture from our area so not as much rain the rest of the week for us.
high in the 90's here for the next few weeks with a daily chance of thunderstorms, 30-40% is all.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
pretty bad when you look forward to going to work to rest up. kind of puts retirement on the back burner.
morning Tony.
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Morning Oilfield Tony, hope work is quiet for you today.
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good morning Chip and Dave.
Morning Dean, you are up early.
went to bed early, body was killing me.
Short Run and coffee here.
Well, you have been going at full speed for a while now...
somehow I got busy.
??? ::)
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
Bill is sucking all the moisture from our area so not as much rain the rest of the week for us.
high in the 90's here for the next few weeks with a daily chance of thunderstorms, 30-40% is all.
In other words Florida every day in the summer.
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Morning Mr. Mayor
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Morning LSU.
Good morning Native.
Waiting on Bill to bring the rain here, 4-6" possible.
Bill is sucking all the moisture from our area so not as much rain the rest of the week for us.
high in the 90's here for the next few weeks with a daily chance of thunderstorms, 30-40% is all.
In other words Florida every day in the summer.
yep, and I'm loving it!
morning Dave.
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Morning Oilfield Tony, hope work is quiet for you today.
Much appreciated.
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
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Morning Mr. Mayor
Enjoying your homestead?
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
Morning Fish
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
Mornin' Fish. Which I didn't get any of today.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
Morning Fish
+1
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
Amazing!
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
Amazing!
Next up, need to fill in some spots with grass seed.
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
Morning Fish
Morning Tex, fighting workaference this morning
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
Mornin' Fish. Which I didn't get any of today.
Fish taco?
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time to head to the gym and a meeting.
later guys.
Don't get tangled up in the Jungle Jim and you be home on time for lunch today.
LMAO
Morning Fish
+1
Morning Chip
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
Amazing!
If you can ever do all 4 steps of that program the results are very good, just difficult to get the timing and conditions right to do it
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
Nothing quite like a fresh mowed lawn and trimmed bushes.
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Morning Fishy.
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Morning Fishy.
Morning David
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
Nothing quite like a fresh mowed lawn and trimmed bushes.
We still talkin' grass?
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Alrighty then!
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Alrighty then!
What? We're not allowed to have workaference too?
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Alrighty then!
What? We're not allowed to have workaference too?
No we're not...you know it always has to be all about the Fish.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
Nothing quite like a fresh mowed lawn and trimmed bushes.
We still talkin' grass?
I don't know but I am thinking nothing better than trimming the bushes.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Morning XT Tapatalk 1080 Bean. On the job in Downtown Austin and Dean is at the playground. Travellin Dave at home/working, Tony and Fish working. That is it for Banter participants.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Morning XT Tapatalk 1080 Bean. On the job in Downtown Austin and Dean is at the playground. Travellin Dave at home, Tony and Fish working. That is it for Banter participants.
I hope they have that rubberized mulch at Dean's playground, hate to see the little fella get hurt on the monkey bars
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Morning XT Tapatalk 1080 Bean. On the job in Downtown Austin and Dean is at the playground. Travellin Dave at home/working, Tony and Fish working. That is it for Banter participants.
Nice recap. Almost called you Chip.
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Alrighty then!
What? We're not allowed to have workaference too?
No we're not...you know it always has to be all about the Fish.
Watch it, buster!
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Morning XT Tapatalk 1080 Bean. On the job in Downtown Austin and Dean is at the playground. Travellin Dave at home/working, Tony and Fish working. That is it for Banter participants.
Nice recap. Almost called you Chip.
Sp[eaking of Chip, he was here on the early morning shift but is up to his ass in workaference now.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Morning XT Tapatalk 1080 Bean. On the job in Downtown Austin and Dean is at the playground. Travellin Dave at home/working, Tony and Fish working. That is it for Banter participants.
Nice recap. Almost called you Chip.
Why would you do that to Chip?
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http://www.topshelfcigar.com/ (http://www.topshelfcigar.com/)
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
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http://www.topshelfcigar.com/ (http://www.topshelfcigar.com/)
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Always good to explore.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
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gym workout complete, I am now beginning to see and feel the results, my stamina has increased considerably. poached eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, oj, coffee and toast going.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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gym workout complete, I am now beginning to see and feel the results, my stamina has increased considerably. poached eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, oj, coffee and toast going.
Happy for your stamina!
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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Something like that ;D
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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How can one simple sentence be so right and so wrong at the same time...
I guess you could say that.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
Sent from my XT1080 using Tapatalk
Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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Think of it as Austin East.
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gym workout complete, I am now beginning to see and feel the results, my stamina has increased considerably. poached eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, oj, coffee and toast going.
And I am beginning to feel my gut busting from laughing so hard.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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How can one simple sentence be so right and so wrong at the same time...
I guess you could say that.
I know where this is headed. Sounds like shouts of "No Homo" would be taken as an invitation.
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
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Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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Think of it as Austin East.
Yuppyville where all the "cool" crowd lives. 8)
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Morning lawn maintenance engineers. On the job in eastern PA.
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Air a little heavy again today...don't want you to be homesick.
It will be much nicer tomorrow.
Yeah, might have to sneak in a cigar tomorrow evening. There's a place 10 min from the hotel which looks promising.
Sent from my XT1080 using Tapatalk
Sounds like a plan. The one in Doylestown?
A bit more of a ride, but if you get over to New Hope, there are tons of restaurants and bars. Cigar lounge is Little Taste of Cuba (with another shop in Princeton) across the street from a restaurant called Havana (coincidence).
Bean would fit right in New Hope!
So that is where the truly manly men hang out?
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How can one simple sentence be so right and so wrong at the same time...
I guess you could say that.
I know where this is headed. Sounds like shouts of "No Homo" would be taken as an invitation.
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Haha! You can shout that out but I don't think it would go over well or help you
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gym workout complete, I am now beginning to see and feel the results, my stamina has increased considerably. poached eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, oj, coffee and toast going.
And I am beginning to feel my gut busting from laughing so hard.
I can't wait for the Senior Citizen Ball.
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Dean can help, he's set up many phones on his account ;D
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
GFY.
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
Try this again. GFY.
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
GFY.
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Well you are the XT 1080 James Bond MF'r that can't work your damn phone so don't GFY me. :) See you still have not fixed it.
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
Try this again. GFY.
So you took my advice and found a 9 year old to fix it for you. ;D
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
Try this again. GFY.
So you took my advice and found a 9 year old to fix it for you. ;D
I did, but he told me to GFM, so was on my own. Kids these days.
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
Try this again. GFY.
So you took my advice and found a 9 year old to fix it for you. ;D
I did, but he told me to GFM, so was on my own. Kids these days.
LOL, yep they are rough. But at least you got it fixed. Just started raining here.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
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Tony killed his banter
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Can't figure out how to turn off the "sent from my...' footer. Oh wait..
Ask any 9 year old you happen to see they can show you.
Try this again. GFY.
So you took my advice and found a 9 year old to fix it for you. ;D
I did, but he told me to GFM, so was on my own. Kids these days.
But you eventually did it, so kudo's
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Tony killed his banter
Hardly.
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Tony killed his banter
Hardly.
Yep, hauled it off with the Jersey Oildirt and buried the evidence.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
That's mister Raz-a-Taz to you. Partly cloudy and 60 degrees in Tumwater, WA. Arriving late to the banter because it's really unsafe to text while riding a Harley. Sorry, and GFY.
Morning, muchachos.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
That's mister Raz-a-Taz to you. Partly cloudy and 60 degrees in Tumwater, WA. Arriving late to the banter because it's really unsafe to text while riding a Harley. Sorry, and GFY.
Morning, muchachos.
Amateur!
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
That's mister Raz-a-Taz to you. Partly cloudy and 60 degrees in Tumwater, WA. Arriving late to the banter because it's really unsafe to text while riding a Harley. Sorry, and GFY.
Morning, muchachos.
:'( :'( :'(
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
That's mister Raz-a-Taz to you. Partly cloudy and 60 degrees in Tumwater, WA. Arriving late to the banter because it's really unsafe to text while riding a Harley. Sorry, and GFY.
Morning, muchachos.
Amateur!
Glad to know bantering is the only thing unsafe about riding a Harley.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
That's mister Raz-a-Taz to you. Partly cloudy and 60 degrees in Tumwater, WA. Arriving late to the banter because it's really unsafe to text while riding a Harley. Sorry, and GFY.
Morning, muchachos.
Amateur!
Damned straight. I'm still figuring out how to draw my gun while riding. I'll get around to texting once I've mastered drawing and firing.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
That's mister Raz-a-Taz to you. Partly cloudy and 60 degrees in Tumwater, WA. Arriving late to the banter because it's really unsafe to text while riding a Harley. Sorry, and GFY.
Morning, muchachos.
Amateur!
Glad to know bantering is the only thing unsafe about riding a Harley.
That and lighting a cigar and the aforementioned gun-handling. All the rest is cake.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
Just what your state needs
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
We're just going to rename Texas "West Louisiana."
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
We're just going to rename Texas "West Louisiana."
Well most of East Texas looks just like Louisiana anyway with big tall pine tree forrests.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
We're just going to rename Texas "West Louisiana."
Well most of East Texas looks just like Louisiana anyway with big tall pine tree forrests.
But you sure can tell your in Texas when you hit the nice roads.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
And even more rain now, the coastal folks do not need this!
Tropical Storm Bill stalls offshore, bringing possibility of additional rainfall
Tropical Storm Bill remains about 20 miles south-southwest of Port O'Connor. The storm stalled just offshore which has delayed sending the bulk of the heavy rains onshore.
Bill's winds remain at 60mph, and those tropical storm winds extend out 150 miles from the center.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
We're just going to rename Texas "West Louisiana."
Well most of East Texas looks just like Louisiana anyway with big tall pine tree forrests.
But you sure can tell your in Texas when you hit the nice roads.
While they are still better the difference is not as drastic as it used to be, TX has gone down in that department.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
And even more rain now, the coastal folks do not need this!
Tropical Storm Bill stalls offshore, bringing possibility of additional rainfall
Tropical Storm Bill remains about 20 miles south-southwest of Port O'Connor. The storm stalled just offshore which has delayed sending the bulk of the heavy rains onshore.
Bill's winds remain at 60mph, and those tropical storm winds extend out 150 miles from the center.
This photo is from Galveston, don't think they need anymore rain right now.
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1-2 hours till touchdown for TS Bill. Max 60 MPH winds and a butt load of rain.
And even more rain now, the coastal folks do not need this!
Tropical Storm Bill stalls offshore, bringing possibility of additional rainfall
Tropical Storm Bill remains about 20 miles south-southwest of Port O'Connor. The storm stalled just offshore which has delayed sending the bulk of the heavy rains onshore.
Bill's winds remain at 60mph, and those tropical storm winds extend out 150 miles from the center.
This photo is from Galveston, don't think they need anymore rain right now.
Moving again now, leading edge of eye is over land.
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
You working in IT now?
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
You working in IT now?
IT guys go home before the rain gets there. Bringing a ham sandwich sounds like Project Management to me.
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
You working in IT now?
IT guys go home before the rain gets there. Bringing a ham sandwich sounds like Project Management to me.
God this hurts but Raz is Right on this one!
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was talking to the neighbor lady and her friends across the street, the one that was arrested for 'hooking'. she said she got 60 hours of community service, one of her friends said she should have told the judge that that was what she was doing when she got arrested, community service.
No Dean, she was servicing the community, slight difference
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
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Yo, Texas, let us get some of that rain. Good late morning, all. Kindergarten performance for the boy. Had to come in to the office to start tying up loose ends before my departure. Not that had a whole lot going here anyway, really just needed to grab my coffee mug and Dilbert calendar.
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Y'all are a talkative bunch today.
Must be the weather, hot in the east and wet in Texas. God knows what is going on out west we have not even had one Raz-a-Taz dissertation yet.
No Flip and no Sly either.
I worked and went for lunch...
Hello boys...
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back to that work thing now.....
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Yo, Texas, let us get some of that rain. Good late morning, all. Kindergarten performance for the boy. Had to come in to the office to start tying up loose ends before my departure. Not that had a whole lot going here anyway, really just needed to grab my coffee mug and Dilbert calendar.
Send us some buckets we will sure fill them up for ya.
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Yo, Texas, let us get some of that rain. Good late morning, all. Kindergarten performance for the boy. Had to come in to the office to start tying up loose ends before my departure. Not that had a whole lot going here anyway, really just needed to grab my coffee mug and Dilbert calendar.
Joe's Mug?
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back to that work thing now.....
Hello and goodbye Flipster.
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
You working in IT now?
IT guys go home before the rain gets there. Bringing a ham sandwich sounds like Project Management to me.
God this hurts but Raz is Right on this one!
Sorry. I'll try never to do it again.
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
You working in IT now?
IT guys go home before the rain gets there. Bringing a ham sandwich sounds like Project Management to me.
God this hurts but Raz is Right on this one!
Sorry. I'll try never to do it again.
Thank You! Right now though I need a nap.
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ok, Called yesterday morning about a problem with a torch lighter
from my last CI order. went online today to see if it will arrive this week.
fastest delivery from CI yet! UPS
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Left At: Front Door
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IT is running the show now I guess, good deal for me!
As it appears that Tropical Storm Bill will spend part or most of tonight in Austin I would suggest you take home work and/or your laptop for telecommuting in case of issues with commuting in, delayed opening or our wonderful leaky building.
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IT is running the show now I guess, good deal for me!
As it appears that Tropical Storm Bill will spend part or most of tonight in Austin I would suggest you take home work and/or your laptop for telecommuting in case of issues with commuting in, delayed opening or our wonderful leaky building.
Ha! It was just a matter of time.
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IT is running the show now I guess, good deal for me!
As it appears that Tropical Storm Bill will spend part or most of tonight in Austin I would suggest you take home work and/or your laptop for telecommuting in case of issues with commuting in, delayed opening or our wonderful leaky building.
Ha! It was just a matter of time.
First clap of thunder just arrived.
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IT is running the show now I guess, good deal for me!
As it appears that Tropical Storm Bill will spend part or most of tonight in Austin I would suggest you take home work and/or your laptop for telecommuting in case of issues with commuting in, delayed opening or our wonderful leaky building.
Ha! It was just a matter of time.
First clap of thunder just arrived.
that's better than coming down with "the clap"!
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IT is running the show now I guess, good deal for me!
As it appears that Tropical Storm Bill will spend part or most of tonight in Austin I would suggest you take home work and/or your laptop for telecommuting in case of issues with commuting in, delayed opening or our wonderful leaky building.
Ha! It was just a matter of time.
First clap of thunder just arrived.
that's better than coming down with "the clap"!
TWHS
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IT department is GONE ::) (Only one had even shown up)
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
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Brought me a ham sandwich for lunch today to avoid getting out in the rain.
You working in IT now?
IT guys go home before the rain gets there. Bringing a ham sandwich sounds like Project Management to me.
God this hurts but Raz is Right on this one!
Raz is right on something....wait, let me look back for this one.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
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IT department is GONE ::) (Only one had even shown up)
Well, they are consistent, chicken shit maybe, but consistent!
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Nice. Sounds well aged. Cello on or off?
Afternoon, Gents.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Nice. Sounds well aged. Cello on or off?
Afternoon, Gents.
Afternoon B.S.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Nice. Sounds well aged. Cello on or off?
Afternoon, Gents.
Cello on, Steve. And howdy to ya.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Nice. Sounds well aged. Cello on or off?
Afternoon, Gents.
Afternoon B.S.
Hey, Dave. Looks like you're playing weatherman. What can we expect here for the Father's day weekend?
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Turn on the A/C and get under the covers.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Nice. Sounds well aged. Cello on or off?
Afternoon, Gents.
Afternoon B.S.
Hey, Dave. Looks like you're playing weatherman. What can we expect here for the Father's day weekend?
Warm and Humid
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
Caught a little of this when I was at lunch yesterday... I guess it was an old, unused tank that didn't need to be replaced, but was leaking? Or was it relocated to the crawl space or something?
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
TTF
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Put on the jean cutoffs and wife beater and go out for a round of 9.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Watchout for that heat frustration.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Watchout for that heat frustration.
Or an erection lasting over 4 hours
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Turn on the A/C and get under the covers.
He's been under the covers for the last two months. He's gonna wear that nub down to nothing.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Watchout for that heat frustration.
Or an erection lasting over 4 hours
Same symptoms.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Turn on the A/C and get under the covers.
He's been under the covers for the last two months. He's gonna wear that nub down to nothing.
True
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LSU getting their azz kicked in the first inning, SHEESH!
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Watchout for that heat frustration.
Or an erection lasting over 4 hours
And seek medical attention.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Watchout for that heat frustration.
Or an erection lasting over 4 hours
And seek medical attention.
Wonder if your health insurance just pays for a nurse to jack you off???? Probably extra for a female nurse these days.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Watchout for that heat frustration.
Or an erection lasting over 4 hours
And seek medical attention.
Wonder if your health insurance just pays for a nurse to jack you off???? Probably extra for a female nurse these days.
What do you think the opossums were for...
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
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Think I will piss on the campfire and go to the house.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Put on the jean cutoffs and wife beater and go out for a round of 9.
tomorrows tee time at 1pm, 18 holes, collared shirts, no cutoffs allowed.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
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heat index 104°, thunderstorms to the east heading this way.
Put on the jean cutoffs and wife beater and go out for a round of 9.
tomorrows tee time at 1pm, 18 holes, collared shirts, no cutoffs allowed.
That was the point. Marshalls won't be out in the thunderstorm...
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
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I have a little red wagon too. Radio Flyer.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
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Hey Deano, did you know that your buddy Pete is soon going to re-release the Tatuaje M80?
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Hey Deano, did you know that your buddy Pete is soon going to re-release the Tatuaje M80?
Pete still got the contract out on Dean? It was a truly flakey wrapper. Brittle ain't in it.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
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Hey Deano, did you know that your buddy Pete is soon going to re-release the Tatuaje M80?
hadn't heard. he still doesn't return my calls. order of protection has been lifted so WTF.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
I've done both. The pavers are especially a pain in the ass with all that tamping.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
I have even been known to fix female plumbing problems.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much many I don't do.
Fixed it for ya. It's fucking Tuesday after all!
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
I have even been known to fix female plumbing problems.
That's funny, I thought you were CAUSING female plumbing problems....
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
I have even been known to fix female plumbing problems.
That's funny, I thought you were CAUSING female plumbing problems....
LMAO
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
that sure spells curb appeal, if you are trying to sell it.
sort of like the crashed plane in "the world according to Garp"....
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
that sure spells curb appeal, if you are trying to sell it.
sort of like the crashed plane in "the world according to Garp"....
Think of it as a blank slate for someone to perform their art upon.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
that sure spells curb appeal, if you are trying to sell it.
sort of like the crashed plane in "the world according to Garp"....
Put a little water feature and a cactus there and call it landscaping!
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
TWSS. LEft that one WIDE open!
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
that sure spells curb appeal, if you are trying to sell it.
sort of like the crashed plane in "the world according to Garp"....
Put a little water feature and a cactus there and call it landscaping!
LMAO. Southwestern style.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
TWSS. LEft that one WIDE open!
TWHS
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
that sure spells curb appeal, if you are trying to sell it.
sort of like the crashed plane in "the world according to Garp"....
Put a little water feature and a cactus there and call it landscaping!
A flag pole, a kiddie merry-go-round, an Adirondack chair (plastic), an oil derrick, the possibilities are endless.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
And mostly the NOT part of the business. The "Business" is like the "Gym". ;)
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do you do pavers and retaining walls?
yep, not much I don't do.
I have even been known to fix female plumbing problems.
TNWSS
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
You betch'em Red Ryder! Oh, and WTF do you a wagon for Dean? The nut bus roadshow?
I am still in the concrete repair, deck, gazebo, and whatnot business.
Do I get a CigarBanter discount? Since you're mobile, I need all of the above.
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Good morning Chip, TXDave, NJDave, and Dean. Back to work for me today. Finally a day to rest.
+1 and good morning Tony.
I was admiring my grass this morning before I left the house. That TurfBuilder shit really works. Whodathunkit?
i've got bags of that and some seed for a few bare spots...
Apparently, you have to take it out of the garage, and put them on the lawn.....
That's what I'm learning. The stuff I put down was purchased... Don't remember when.
then you have to open the bags.... had some bags of lawn soil(which apparently if different
from potting soil, and garden soil - have had to buy multiple bags of all three!) I had placed them where
a tree had been, but never opened them for months.... it is amazing what will drive a warden up the wall.
I have to go make some kool-aid. TTFN
I was gonna go purchase a new bag "of stuff" and then decided to open one of the bags sitting in the garage instead. Had to slam the bag on the floor a few times in order to break it up because it had solidified. Imagine my surprise when it seems the stuff actually worked.
Well for God Sakes do not mix it with that fuel oil dirt - KABOOM
Different property. I don't care about the oil pit property. Gravel in the front yard is fine by me.
that sure spells curb appeal, if you are trying to sell it.
sort of like the crashed plane in "the world according to Garp"....
Put a little water feature and a cactus there and call it landscaping!
A flag pole, a kiddie merry-go-round, an Adirondack chair (plastic), an oil derrick, the possibilities are endless.
Then according to Dean you got a gym..
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
Seeyuz, T.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
i'm going to skedaddle as well, cute blonde bartender this evening at the post...
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
Good choice, you should be high when you get to the train.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
i'm going to skedaddle as well, cute blonde bartender this evening at the post...
Later Flip
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Well, tried to banter, but the sumbitches just won't let me be. My time starts in a couple... so I have that going for me... which is nice. Have a good evening fellas.
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Well, tried to banter, but the sumbitches just won't let me be. My time starts in a couple... so I have that going for me... which is nice. Have a good evening fellas.
Have a good evening BS
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Well, tried to banter, but the sumbitches just won't let me be. My time starts in a couple... so I have that going for me... which is nice. Have a good evening fellas.
Where are your priorities man?
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
And you remember.... you chose to live there.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
And you remember.... you chose to live there.
I think he likes those backwoods type women's.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
And you remember.... you chose to live there.
I think he likes those backwoods type women's.
Dean likes wood in the back type women?
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
And you remember.... you chose to live there.
I think he likes those backwoods type women's.
Dean likes wood in the back type women?
Back, front, top, bottom...whatever works.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
And you remember.... you chose to live there.
I think he likes those backwoods type women's.
Dean likes wood in the back type women?
Back, front, top, bottom...whatever works.
Amen, good plan.
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trailer is legal legal and almost ready for paint.
Sweet shaggin' wagon!
kayak hauler is the primary purpose, material hauler for construction materials secondary.
Is there a rule about the trailer wheels having to be on concrete or "improved" surface... there are here if it can be seen from the road.
no that I know of. remember, this is redneck backwoods territory.
And you remember.... you chose to live there.
I think he likes those backwoods type women's.
Dean likes wood in the back type women?
That may help explain some of the plumbing issues.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
It was nice earlier but when I stepped outside the office it was pouring and I nixed the cigar. Of course, now I'm sitting at home and the sun is shining bright. Oh well.
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Time for the long ride home. Catch y'all tomorrah.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
It was nice earlier but when I stepped outside the office it was pouring and I nixed the cigar. Of course, now I'm sitting at home and the sun is shining bright. Oh well.
Ain't it hell!!!
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Time for the long ride home. Catch y'all tomorrah.
Enjoy the scenery.
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Time for the long ride home. Catch y'all tomorrah.
Later Raz
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
It was nice earlier but when I stepped outside the office it was pouring and I nixed the cigar. Of course, now I'm sitting at home and the sun is shining bright. Oh well.
Ain't it hell!!!
Nah. It just wasn't meant to be this evening. Or maybe I'll get a chance later this evening.
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I'm out, boys. Looking at a MoW Side Project Skull Crusher for the way home.
That's a pretty good size stick. Guess you have a long commute. Enjoy, Mr. Mayor.
It was nice earlier but when I stepped outside the office it was pouring and I nixed the cigar. Of course, now I'm sitting at home and the sun is shining bright. Oh well.
Ain't it hell!!!
Nah. It just wasn't meant to be this evening. Or maybe I'll get a chance later this evening.
Nice now, full starlit sky. And cooler!