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Title: 5/3/2015
Post by: CigarBanter on May 03, 2015, 12:01:11 AM
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Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:34:45 AM
Good morning guys.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:40:12 AM
On this day in history ..
1294 - John II becomes duke of Brabant/Limburg
1342 - Count Hartmann II becomes ruler of Vaduz (Liechtenstein)
1382 - Battle on Beverhoutsfield near Brugge
1455 - Jews flee Spain
1494 - Columbus discovers Jamaica
1494 - Jamaica discovered by Columbus; he names it "St Iago"
1512 - 5th Lateran Council (18th ecumenical council) opens in Rome
1512 - Pope Julius II opens 5th Council of Lateranen
1515 - Persian Gulf: Portugese fleet occupies Ormuz
1616 - Treaty of Loudun kills French civil war
1621 - Francis Bacon accused of bribery
1624 - Spanish silver fleet sails to Panama
1629 - French huguenot leader duke De Rohan signs accord with Spain
1640 - English Upper house accept Act of Attainder
1654 - Bridge at Rowley Mass begins charging tolls for animals
1660 - Sweden, Poland, Brandenburg & Austria sign Peace of Oliva
1661 - Johannes Hevelius observes 3rd transit of Mercury ever to be seen
1662 - Royal charter granted Connecticut
1678 - French conquering fleet at Cura‡ao, 1200 die
1715 - Edmund Halley observes total eclipse phenomenon "Baily's Beads"
1722 - Pierre de Marivaux' "La Double Inconstance," premieres in Paris
1747 - Willem IV appointed viceroy of Holland/Utrecht
1765 - 1st US medical college opens in Philadelphia
1802 - Washington DC incorporates as a city
1808 - Goya's "Executions of 3rd of May"
1810 - Lord Byron swims Hellespont
1815 - Battle at Tolentino: Austria beats king Joachim of Naples
1822 - Society for Propagation of Faith starts (Lyon, France)
1830 - 1st regular steam train passenger service starts
1845 - 1st black lawyer (Macon B Allen) admitted to bar (Mass)
1845 - Fire kills 1,600 in popular theater in Canton China
1846 - Mexican army surrounds fort in Texas
1851 - Most of SF destroyed by fire; 30 die
1855 - Antwerp-Rotterdam railway opens
1861 - Gen Winfield Scott presents his Anaconda Plan
1861 - Lincoln asks for 42,000 Army Volunteers & another 18,000 seamen
1863 - Battle of Chancellorsville-Beaten Union army withdraws
1863 - Battle of Fredricksburg, VA (Marye's Heights)
1863 - Battle of Salem Church, VA
1864 - 3rd day in Battle at Alexandria Louisiana: Confederate assault
1886 - M A Maclean elected 1st mayor of Vancouver, BC
1898 - Camp Merriman forms at Presidio (SF) (see 0517)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:41:05 AM
1900 - 26th Kentucky Derby: Jimmy Boland aboard Lieut Gibson wins in 2:06¬
1901 - Fire destroyed 1,700 buildings in Jacksonville, Florida
1902 - 28th Kentucky Derby: Jimmy Winkfield on Alan-a-Dale wins in 2:08.75
1903 - AVC Heracles (SC Heracles '74) soccer team forms in Almelo
1906 - British-controlled Egypt takes Sinai peninsula from Turkey
1909 - 35th Kentucky Derby: Vincent Powers on Wintergreen wins in 2:08.2
1917 - 1st performance of Ernest Bloch's symphony "Israel"
1919 - Afghanistan Emir Amanoellah begins war against Great Britain
1919 - America's 1st passenger flight (NY-Atlantic City)
1921 - West Virginia imposes 1st state sales tax
1922 - Mayor Hylan closes streets for building of Yankee Stadium
1922 - Salt layer find at Winterswijk
1923 - 1st nonstop transcontinental flight (NY-San Diego) completed
1926 - British general strike-3 million workers support miners
1926 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Sinclair Lewis (Arrowsmith)
1926 - US marines land in Nicaragua (9-mo after leaving), stay until 1933
1929 - Prussia bans anti-fascists
1932 - 24 tourists begin 1st air-charter holiday (London-Basle, Switz)
1933 - 1st female director (Nellie T Ross) of US Mint takes office
1934 - Bradman scores 206 Aust v Worcestershire, 210 mins, 27 fours
1936 - French People's Front wins elections
1936 - NY Yankee Joe DiMaggio makes his major-league debut, gets 3 hits
1937 - Margaret Mitchell wins Pulitzer Prize for "Gone With the Wind"
1938 - Concentration camp at Flossenbrg goes into use
1938 - Lefty Grove defeats Tigers 4-3 for 1st of record 20 consecutive wins at his home field Fenway Park; he doesn't lose there until May 12 1941
1938 - Vatican recognizes Franco-Spain
1941 - -4] German air raid on Liverpool
1941 - 67th Kentucky Derby: Eddie Arcaro aboard Whirlaway wins in 2:01.4
1942 - Japanese troop attack Tulagi, Gavutu & Tanambogo, Solomon Islands
1942 - Luftwaffe bombs Exeter
1942 - Nazi's execute 72 OD'ers in reprisial in Sachsenhausen, Netherlands
1942 - Nazi's require Dutch Jews to wear a Jewish star
1943 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Upton Sinclair (Dragon's Teeth)
1943 - Strike against obligatory labor camps ends, after 200 killed
1943 - US 1st armour division occupies Mateur Tunisia
1944 - "Meet Me in St Louis" opens on Broadway
1944 - Meat rationing ends in US
1945 - 1st Polish armour brigade occupies Wilhelmshafen
1945 - Allies arrests German nuclear physics Werner Heisenberg
1945 - British troop join in Rangoon
1945 - German ship "Cap Arcona" sinks in East Sea, 5,800 killed
1946 - International military tribunal in Tokyo begins
1947 - 73rd Kentucky Derby: Eric Guerin aboard Jet Pilot wins in 2:06.8
1947 - Japan forms a constitutional democracy
1948 - Pulitzer prize awarded to James Michener & Tennessee Williams
1949 - 1st firing of a US Viking rocket; reached 80 km
1951 - Gil McDougald ties major league record with 6 RBIs in 1 inning
1951 - NY Yankee Gil McDougald is 5th to get 6 RBIs in an inning (9th)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:41:38 AM
1952 - "Call Me Madam" closes at Imperial Theater NYC after 644 performances
1952 - 1st landing by an airplane at geographic North Pole
1952 - 78th Kentucky Derby: Eddie Arcaro aboard Hill Gail wins in 2:01.6
1953 - WTVO TV channel 17 in Rockford, IL (NBC) begins broadcasting
1953 - Westchester conf of Amer Library Assoc proclaims "Freedom to Read"
1954 - KTEN TV channel 10 in Ada-Ardmore, OK (ABC) begins broadcasting
1954 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Charles A Lindbergh & John Patrick
1954 - WHA TV channel 21 in Madison, WI (PBS) begins broadcasting
1956 - "Most Happy Fella" opens at Imperial Theater NYC for 678 performances
1956 - A new range of mountains discovered in Antarctica (2 over 13,000')
1956 - Frank Loesser's musical "Most Happy Fella," premieres in NYC
1958 - 84th Kentucky Derby: Ismael Valenzuela aboard Tim Tam wins in 2:05
1958 - WINS suspends Alan Freed for causing a riot in Boston, he quits
1959 - Betsy Rawls wins LPGA Land of the Sky Golf Tournament
1959 - Tiger's Charlie Maxwell hits 4 consecutive HRs in a doubleheader
1960 - Harvey Schmidt/Tom Jones' musical "Fantasticks," premieres in NYC
1961 - Warren Spahn pitches a 2 hitter after pitching a no hitter
1962 - Express train crashed into wreckage of a commuter train & a freight, killing 163, injuring 400 (Tokyo, Japan)
1963 - Leslie Narum is only Balt Oriole to homer on his 1st at bat
1963 - Martin Luther King Jr delivers his "I have a dream" speech
1964 - Mickey Wright wins LPGA Clifford Ann Creed Golf Invitational
1965 - 1st use of satellite TV, Today Show on Early Bird Satellite
1965 - 3rd Mayor's Trophy Game, Mets beat Yanks 2-1 in 10
1965 - Cambodia drops diplomatic relations with the US
1965 - Don Steele, begins a 40+ year radio career at KRTH (LA Calif)
1965 - KTCI TV channel 17 in St. Paul-Minneapolis, MN (PBS) 1st broadcast
1965 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Irwin Unger (Greenback Era)
1966 - WDHO (now WNWO) TV channel 24 in Toledo, OH (ABC) begins broadcasting
1967 - Black students seize finance building at Northwestern U
1968 - Holland Pirate Radio Station VRON becomes Radio Veronica Intl
1969 - "Trumpets of the Lord" closes at Brooks Atkinson NYC after 7 perfs
1969 - 95th Kentucky Derby: Bill Hartack on Majestic Prince wins in 2:01.8
1970 - 24th NBA Championship: NY Knicks beat LA Lakers, 4 games to 3
1970 - Sandra Haynie wins LPGA Shreveport Kiwanis Golf Invitational
1971 - All Things Considered premieres on 112 National Public Radio stations
1971 - Erich Honecker succeeds Walter Ulbricht as East German party leader
1971 - National Public Radio begins programming
1971 - Nixon administration arrests 13,000 anti-war protesters in 3 days
1971 - Pulitzer prize awarded to John Toland (Rising Sun)
1973 - Chicago's Sears Tower, world's tallest building (443 m), topped out
1973 - KC Royals' George Brett gets his 1st major league hit
1975 - 101st Kentucky Derby: Jacinto Vasquez on Foolish Pleasure wins 2:02
1975 - Christa Vahlensieck runs female world record marathon (2:40:15.8)
1976 - Panama 747SP lands after record flight around world (46:26)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:42:17 AM
1976 - Pulitzer prize awarded to Saul Bellow (Humboldt's Gift)
1978 - "Sun Day" - solar energy events are held in US
1978 - Anderlecht wins 18th Europe Cup II
1978 - Last cricket test match appearance for Bobby Simpson, at Kingston
1978 - WI all set to lose cricket test v Aust at Kingston till riots end game
1979 - 1st woman prime minister of Great Britain (Margaret Thatcher)
1979 - Bobby Bonds hits his 300th HR (2nd to have 300 HRs & 300 stolen bases)
1979 - Martin Sherman's "Bent," premieres in London
1980 - 106th Kentucky Derby: Jacinto Vasquez on Genuine Risk wins in 2:02
1980 - Giants 1st baseman Willie McCovey hits his 521st & final HR
1980 - Texas Ranger Ferguson Jenkins becomes 4th to win 100 games in AL & NL
1981 - "Can-Can" closes at Minskoff Theater NYC after 5 performances
1981 - "Moony, Shapiro Songbook" opens & closes at Morosco Theater NYC
1981 - Sally Little wins LPGA CPC Women's Golf International
1982 - ABC's All Talk network begins on radio (2 west coast stations)
1982 - NY Times reports that military will get 25% of NASA's budget
1982 - Pres Reagan begins 5 minute weekly radio broadcasts
1983 - Bruins 3-Isles 8-Wales Conf Championship-Isles hold 3-1 lead
1983 - Soviet leader Andropov decreases nuclear weapons in Europe
1983 - US bishops condemn nuclear weapons
1985 - Date of $5 million check in "View to a Kill"
1986 - 112th Kentucky Derby: Bill Shoemaker aboard Ferdinand wins in 2:02.8
1986 - Air Lanka crashes, killing 22
1986 - Cubs 3rd baseman Ron Cey hits his 300th & 301st HR
1986 - NASA launches Goes-G, it failed to achieve orbit
1986 - NY Yankee Don Mattingly is 6th to hit 3 sacrifice flies in a game
1987 - "Mikado" closes at Virginia Theater NYC after 46 performances
1987 - Cindy Hill wins LPGA S&H Golf Classic
1987 - Miami Herald reports a woman spent Friday & Saturday with Gary Hart
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:43:10 AM
1988 - 4,200 kg Colombian cocaine in seized at Tarpon Springs Florida
1988 - Jasper Johns' "Diver" sold for $4,200,000
1991 - Andy Williams weds Debbie Hass
1991 - 356th & final episode of CBS 2nd longest running series Dallas, 2nd only to Gunsmoke
1992 - Balt's Gregg Olson, 25, is youngest to record 100 saves
1992 - Beverly Hills 90210 Gabrielle Carteris marries Charles Isaacs
1992 - Danielle Ammaccapane wins LPGA Centel Golf Classic
1992 - NY Met Eddie Murray is 24th to hit 400 HRS
1992 - Ohio Glory wins 1st WLAF game (after 6 loses), beat Frankfurt 20-17
1992 - Sandra Palmer wins LPGA Centel Senior Golf Challenge
1993 - "Kiss of the Spider Woman" opens at Broadhurst NYC for 906 perfs
1994 - 29th Academy of Country Music Awards: Garth Brooks wins
1994 - D66/Dutch Liberal Party win Dutch 2nd Parliamentary election
1994 - US space probe Clementine launched
1995 - "My Thing of Love" opens at Beck Theater NYC for 16 performances
1995 - Australia beat West Indies to regain the Frank Worrell Cricket Trophy
1995 - David Bell debuts for the Indians (3rd generation player, Gus & Buddy)
1996 - Martin Moxon & Michael Vaughan make 362 1st wkt Yorks v Glam
1997 - 123rd Kentucky Derby: Gary Stevens aboard Silver Charm wins in 2:02.3
1997 - ABC Bud Light Masters Bowling Tournament won by Jason Queen
1997 - Garry Kasparov begins chess match with IBM supercomputer Deep Blue
1998 - wins Titleholders Golf Championship
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:43:39 AM
Famous birthdays for this day ..

1446 - Margaretha, English princess/duchess of Bourgondie
1455 - Joƒo II, the perfect, King of Portugal (1481-95)/took in Spanish Jews
1469 - Niccol• Machiavelli, Italy, politician/writer (Prince)
1514 - Bartholomaeus a Martyribus, [Fernandez], primate of Portugal
1535 - Alessandro "Agnolo" Allori, Italian painter/carpet designer
1647 - John A "Joannes" Antonides van der Goes, poet (Bellone aen bant)
1649 - Johann Valentin Meder, composer
1691 - Carolus van der Abeele, Flemish jesuit/author (Introduction … l'amour)
1692 - Jan J Mauricius, Dutch governor-general of Suriname (1742-51)
1708 - Johann Adolph Scheibe, German music theroist/composer
1729 - Florian Leopold Gassmann, composer
1737 - Friedrich Schwindl, composer
1742 - Jean-Baptiste Krumphultz, composer
1744 - Freidrich Wilhelm Weis, composer
1752 - Braz Francisco de Lima, composer
1764 - Elisabeth PMH, princess of France/son of king Louis XVI
1773 - Giuseppe Acerbi, Italian traveller/nature investigator/diplomat
1815 - Hermanus W Witteveen, Dutch theologist
1816 - Montgomery Cunningham Meigs, Bvt Mjr Gen (Union Army), died in 1892
1819 - Nicola De Giosa, composer
1826 - Charles XV Louis E, King of Sweden/Norway (1859-72)/poet
1844 - Edouard A Drumont, French anti-semitic journalist
1844 - Richard D'Oyly Carte, England, opera impresario (Ivanhoe)
1849 - Jacob Riis, Denmark, reporter (NY Tribune, NY Evening Sun)
1859 - Andy Adams, US writer (Log of a Cowboy)
1867 - Jack Hearne, cricketer (cousin of George & Alec 12 Tests for Eng)
1867 - ValŠre-Gille, Belgian playwright (La Corbeille d'Octobre)
1873 - Nikolay N Tcherepnin, St Petersburg, composer of ballets, songs [OS]
1873 - [Nicoline] Magdalene Anchor-Roll, Norwegian author (Kvinnen og Den)
1874 - Fran‡ois Coty, Corsica, Corsican senator/perfume maker
1876 - Bert Hopkins, cricketer (Australian pace bowler of the 1900's)
1876 - John Elicius Benedict B P Quick Carrington Dwyer, cricketer (Sussex)
1886 - Marcel Dupr‚, French organist/composer
1890 - B Traven, writer
1892 - Beulah Bondi, Chicago, actress (It's a Wonderful Life)
1892 - George Thomson, demonstrated electron diffraction (Nobel 1937)
1893 - Hope Landin, Minneapolis MN
1895 - Earnest Kantorowicz, German/US historian (Laudes regiae)
1895 - Gabriel M-E-R Chevallier, French author (Le petit g‚n‚ral)
1895 - Zoltan Korda, Hungarian/British director (Jungle Book, 4 Feathers)
1897 - V K Krishna Menon, India, minister of defense
1898 - Golda Meir, [Meyerson], Kiev Ukraine, 4th Israeli PM (1969-74)
1898 - Septima Poinsette Clark, civil rights activist/educator
1899 - Aline MacMahon, McKeesport Pa, actress (Backdoor to Heaven)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:44:10 AM
1901 - Gino Cervi, Bologna Italy, actor (Les Miserables, Naked Maja)
1902 - Hugo Friedhofer, composer
1902 - Jack Larue, NYC, actor (Lights Out, Mouthpiece, My Favorite Brunette)
1902 - Seton I Miller, Chehalis WA, writer (Pete's Dragon, Istanbul)
1902 - Walter Slezak, Vienna, actor (Bedtime for Bonzo, Inspector General)
1903 - Bing Crosby, Tacoma Wash, singer (White Christmas, Going My Way)
1904 - Charles "Red" Ruffing, NY Yankee pitcher, hitter (1930-46)
1904 - John Breeden, SF CA, actor (Salute, Madame Racketeer, Joy Street)
1905 - Albrecht Luitpold G Ferdinand Michael Wittelsbach, duke of Bavaria
1905 - Sebastian Lewis Shaw, actor (High Season, Ace of Spades, Caste)
1906 - Mary Astor, Quincy IL, actress (Maltese Falcon, Dinky)
1907 - Earl Wilson, Rockford Ohio, columnist (Midnight Earl)
1910 - Alceo Galliera, composer
1911 - John Rhea "Yank" Lawson, trumpeter
1913 - Earl Blackwell, Atlanta Ga, author (Celebrity Register)
1913 - William M Inge, US playwright (Picnic-Pulitzer 1953)
1915 - Evencio Castellanos, composer
1916 - Henry Barbosa Gonzalez, San Antonio Tx, (Rep-D-Tx, 1961- )
1916 - Pierre Emmanuel, French poet (Sodome)
1917 - James Penberthy, composer
1919 - Betty Comden, Bkln, song writer (Comden & Green-Bells are Ringing)
1919 - Pete Seeger, NYC, folk singer (Weaver, Goodnight Irene)
1920 - Sugar Ray Robinson, [Walter Smith], middle/welterweight boxer (champ)
1921 - Vasco dos Santos Gon‡alves, Portuguese leftist colonel
1922 - Marina Svetlova, ballerina/choreographer (Ballet Russe de Monte Carlo)
1923 - Ralph M Hall, (Rep-D-TX, 1981- )
1924 - Mary Carver, LA Calif, actress (Cecilia-Simon & Simon)
1925 - Nina Bara, Buenos Aires Arg, actress (Tonga-Space Patrol)
1928 - James Brown, Augusta Ga, singer/jail bird, soul brother #1 (Hot Pants)
1928 - Jeanne Bal, Santa Monica Calif, actress (Pat-Love & Marriage)
1929 - Hendrik L van Beek, Dutch vice-admiral
1929 - Jaharna Imam, Bangladeshi writer/political activist
1930 - David Evatt Tunley, composer
1931 - Joseph Lichtman Layton, dancer
1933 - Collie Smith, cricketer (exciting WI all-rounder all too briefly)
1934 - Georg Kroll, composer
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:45:14 AM
1935 - Donald P Hodel, Portland Ore, US Secretary of Interior (1985-89)
1936 - Engelbert Humperdinck, [Arnolde Dorsey], India, singer (EH Show)
1937 - Frankie Valli, [Castelluccio], Newark NJ, singer (Four Seasons-Sherry)
1939 - Jonathan David Harvey, English composer (Bhakti, Music of Stockhausen)
1939 - Jos‚ Torres, US, boxer (Olympics)
1939 - Samantha Eggar, London England, actress (Collector)
1941 - Nona Gaprindasvili, USSR, world women's chess champ (1962-78)
1942 - Lynn Farleigh, Bristol England, actress (Lovers of Their Time)
1942 - Vera C…slavsk…-Odlozilova, Czech, gymnast (Olympic-gold-1964, 68)
1943 - John Costello, historian
1944 - Ian Peter Leslie Smith, journalist
1944 - Peter Staples, rocker (Troggs-Wild Thing)
1945 - Sadiq Mohammad, cricketer (attacking Pakistan opening batsman 1969-81)
1946 - Greg Gumbel, sportscaster (CBS TV, WFAN)
1947 - Doug Henning, Ft Garry Manitoba, magician (Broadway play-Magic)
1949 - Albert Sacco Jr, Boston Mass, PhD/astronaut (STS 73)
1949 - Ron Wyden, (Rep-D-OR, 1981- )
1950 - Mary Hopkin, South Wales, singer (Those Were the Days)
1951 - Christopher Cross, [Geppert], Texas, singer (Sailing, Arthur's Theme)
1952 - Allen Wells, England, 100m dash (Olympic-gold-1980)
1953 - Bruce Hall, Champaign Ill, rock bassist (Reo Speedwagon)
1953 - Van McLain, rocker (Shooting Star)
1955 - David Hookes, cricketer (dashing Australian LHB, S Aussie stalwart)
1955 - Steve Jones, English pop guitarist (Sex Pistols-Mercy)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:45:54 AM
1957 - Cactus Moser, Montrose Co, country singer (Highway 101-Cry Cry Cry)
1957 - Rod Langway, Formosa, NHL defenseman (Mont Canadiens, Wash Caps)
1959 - Ben Elton, London UK, actor (Stark, Friday Night Live)
1959 - David Ball, Blackpool, rock keyboardist (Soft Cell)
1962 - Anthony Gilligan, Penrith NSW, Australasia golfer
1963 - Jeff Hornacek, NBA guard (Utah Jazz)
1964 - Ron Hextall, Winnipeg, NHL goalie (Phila Flyers, NY Islanders)
1966 - Paul Stevenson, Victoria Australia, badminton player (Olympics-96)
1968 - Deborah Caprioglio, Miestre Italy, actress (Big Game Hunter)
1968 - Jay Darlington, London England, keyboardist (Kula Shaker)
1969 - Karen Kraft, San Mateo Calif, rower (Olympics-silver-96)
1970 - Alexia Dechaume-Ballert, La Rochelle France, tennis star (1992 Aust)
1970 - Ted Crowley, Concord Mass, US hockey defenseman (Olympics-1994)
1971 - James Roberson, defensive end (Tennessee Oilers)
1972 - Brett Hayman, Australian rower (Olympics-96)
1972 - Josh Taves, defensive end (New England Patriots)
1972 - Vyacheslav Kozlov, Voskresensk Russia, NHL forward (Detroit Red Wings)
1973 - Dominique Monami, Verviers Belgium, tennis star
1973 - Michel Traveller, soccer player (Ajax)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 02:46:47 AM
Math
-------------------------

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.




LONGEVITY   STATISTICS

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 03:00:54 AM
Time to hit the road for work, enjoy your day guys.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 05:26:15 AM
Sheesh X 2.5!
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 06:38:50 AM
Sheesh X 2.5!
+1
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:01:48 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 03, 2015, 07:06:31 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:08:31 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Morning Dave, they are to me but feel bad for Chip working.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 03, 2015, 07:11:58 AM
Good Morning Chip and Dave.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 03, 2015, 07:12:45 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Morning Dave, they are to me but feel bad for Chip working.
He needed to get back to work and relax a little after all that mowing....
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:16:14 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Morning Dave, they are to me but feel bad for Chip working.
He needed to get back to work and relax a little after all that mowing....
You got to pick Tony up and take him to the CF pancake breakfast?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:16:47 AM
Good Morning Chip and Dave.
Oh Me, LOL
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:18:26 AM
Dean is still riding the bike I guess, or trying to figure out how to work around those PJ's.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 03, 2015, 07:45:26 AM
Good Morning Chip and Dave.
Oh Me, LOL
That always comes to mind when I write Chip and Dave...
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 03, 2015, 07:46:29 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Morning Dave, they are to me but feel bad for Chip working.
He needed to get back to work and relax a little after all that mowing....
You got to pick Tony up and take him to the CF pancake breakfast?
Hes still waiting on Charlie.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:48:37 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Morning Dave, they are to me but feel bad for Chip working.
He needed to get back to work and relax a little after all that mowing....
You got to pick Tony up and take him to the CF pancake breakfast?
Hes still waiting on Charlie.
LMAO, that is why you need to pick him up. Together they will miss lunch, much less breakfast.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 07:51:26 AM
Another beautiful day here but starting Tuesday we are suppose to have 7 straight days of rain.  And of course we can't have rain without it storming.

Got to put fertilizer on the grass today so the rain can do its thing.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 08:08:28 AM
Morning LSU, little lazy this morning myself.
That's what Sundays are for, aren't they?
Morning Dave, they are to me but feel bad for Chip working.
He needed to get back to work and relax a little after all that mowing....
Indeed! I am trying to get as much done before my vacation that starts this Thusday.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 08:08:55 AM
Good morning Dave and Native.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 08:09:45 AM
Another beautiful day here but starting Tuesday we are suppose to have 7 straight days of rain.  And of course we can't have rain without it storming.

Got to put fertilizer on the grass today so the rain can do its thing.
Stay away from my place with that fertilizer please, roundup would be OK though.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 08:18:06 AM
Another beautiful day here but starting Tuesday we are suppose to have 7 straight days of rain.  And of course we can't have rain without it storming.

Got to put fertilizer on the grass today so the rain can do its thing.
Stay away from my place with that fertilizer please, roundup would be OK though.
LOL, will avoid your area with the chicken manure.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 09:09:55 AM
Time to get to working around here. 
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 11:03:36 AM
SHEESH!!!!
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 11:07:09 AM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 11:10:24 AM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You sound a lot like I am!
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 11:18:12 AM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You don't like getting trim from the warden?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 11:18:47 AM
Good morning, gentlemen.  No pancakes for me this morning.  ;)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 12:30:49 PM
Good morning, gentlemen.  No pancakes for me this morning.  ;)
Donuts?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 12:31:37 PM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You don't like getting trim from the warden?
Plenty of young trimmers to be found. ;)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 12:34:23 PM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You sound a lot like I am!
We got plenty of yard experience and just don't need a lot of supervision. ::)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 12:38:02 PM
Good morning, gentlemen.  No pancakes for me this morning.  ;)
Donuts?
I wish. Just plain ole cereal for me today.  Actually heading out to a friend's kid's first communion.  Hopefully the food will be good there.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 12:39:26 PM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You sound a lot like I am!
We got plenty of yard experience and just don't need a lot of supervision. ::)
I banned her from getting on the mower and cutting years ago, the one time she tried to help while I was at work she ran the thing through the gravel drive and busted the two side windows out of her car and put rock dings down the entire length of her car.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 12:40:12 PM
Good morning, gentlemen.  No pancakes for me this morning.  ;)
Donuts?
I wish. Just plain ole cereal for me today.  Actually heading out to a friend's kid's first communion.  Hopefully the food will be good there.
Hopefully not cucumber sandwiches.  Good luck and have fun. 
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: LSUFAN on May 03, 2015, 12:40:59 PM
Still no Dean I see.  I hope she doesn't have him all tied up.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 12:42:21 PM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You sound a lot like I am!
We got plenty of yard experience and just don't need a lot of supervision. ::)
I banned her from getting on the mower and cutting years ago, the one time she tried to help while I was at work she ran the thing through the gravel drive and busted the two side windows out of her car and put rock dings down the entire length of her car.
LMAO!    Mine does not want to do it just likes to play Martha Stuart and tell me how to do it.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 12:43:39 PM
Still no Dean I see.  I hope she doesn't have him all tied up.
That boy is a lost cause, he is under total fuckstick control.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 01:08:53 PM
Warden decided she needed to supervise my yard work so I quit , gave her the old GFY and walked off the job.  Now I am watching golf while she does the trimming.
You sound a lot like I am!
We got plenty of yard experience and just don't need a lot of supervision. ::)
I banned her from getting on the mower and cutting years ago, the one time she tried to help while I was at work she ran the thing through the gravel drive and busted the two side windows out of her car and put rock dings down the entire length of her car.
Ouch.  I had something similar happen once.  My neighbor started a power washing business so I agreed to have him do my pavers all around the house.  Not sure why but he power washed the windshield of my car too and cracked it.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 01:10:36 PM
Still no Dean I see.  I hope she doesn't have him all tied up.
I hope she does.  :)
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: IrascibleOldFool on May 03, 2015, 01:40:38 PM
Still no Dean I see.  I hope she doesn't have him all tied up.
I hope she does.  :)
she's probably polishing his toenails!
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 01:42:57 PM
Still no Dean I see.  I hope she doesn't have him all tied up.
I hope she does.  :)
she's probably polishing his toenails!
LOL or polishing each other's.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 01:56:18 PM
Watching NASCAR and grilled up some Costco hotdogs for lunch.  Pretty good.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 02:03:30 PM
Still no Dean I see.  I hope she doesn't have him all tied up.
I hope she does.  :)
she's probably polishing his toenails!
LOL!  I wouldn't put it passed him.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 02:04:36 PM
Watching NASCAR and grilled up some Costco hotdogs for lunch.  Pretty good.
Are those the ones in the black packaging?  If so, they're the ones I made at the CF herf.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 02:04:57 PM
Ok boys, heading out.  Behave.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 02:18:12 PM
Watching NASCAR and grilled up some Costco hotdogs for lunch.  Pretty good.
Are those the ones in the black packaging?  If so, they're the ones I made at the CF herf.
The great big ones that they serve in the store seems like the package is black.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 02:26:22 PM
Pool has gone from dark green to medium green!  Progress!!!  Cleaning the filters for the second time in 3 days, normally once every 2 weeks or so for that.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on May 03, 2015, 02:30:07 PM
Watching NASCAR and grilled up some Costco hotdogs for lunch.  Pretty good.
Are those the ones in the black packaging?  If so, they're the ones I made at the CF herf.
The great big ones that they serve in the store seems like the package is black.
TWSS.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on May 03, 2015, 02:30:19 PM
Ok boys, heading out.  Behave.
No.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 02:44:16 PM
Watching NASCAR and grilled up some Costco hotdogs for lunch.  Pretty good.
Are those the ones in the black packaging?  If so, they're the ones I made at the CF herf.
The great big ones that they serve in the store seems like the package is black.
TWSS.
Wrote it that way waiting to see which pervert showed up first and there he is.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 03:42:59 PM
Nica Rustica lit.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: sfish on May 03, 2015, 04:26:26 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 04:43:14 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: sfish on May 03, 2015, 05:14:09 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: sfish on May 03, 2015, 05:15:31 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: FloridaDean on May 03, 2015, 05:18:47 PM
was at a recovery picnic cooking, making food for 17 possums.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: sfish on May 03, 2015, 05:22:22 PM
was at a recovery picnic cooking, making food for 17 possums.
That was clearly deans penis
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 06:00:40 PM
was at a recovery picnic cooking, making food for 17 possums.
That was clearly deans penis
His last post I saw was Friday afternoon, must have been a hell of a picnic.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 06:02:14 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on May 03, 2015, 07:46:15 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 03, 2015, 07:58:41 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Go for it!  I gotcha back.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on May 03, 2015, 08:21:47 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Go for it!  I gotcha back.
Thanks Tony.  You gonna be here to yell "Timber!"?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 08:22:15 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Go for it!  I gotcha back.
Thanks Tony.  You gonna be here to yell "Timber!"?
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on May 03, 2015, 08:40:58 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Go for it!  I gotcha back.
Thanks Tony.  You gonna be here to yell "Timber!"?
LMAO but I'm not completely bald yet.  Oh, and the beard.
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 03, 2015, 08:49:54 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Go for it!  I gotcha back.
Thanks Tony.  You gonna be here to yell "Timber!"?
LMAO but I'm not completely bald yet.  Oh, and the beard.
That is Tony
Title: Re: 5/3/2015
Post by: cigarbreath on May 03, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
Outside with a Firestone Union Jack IPA and a 3 Reynas corona. just got back from the Patriots game (Minor league baseball) and have practice at 6 for my sons travel team
Afternoon Fish, you are a busy man today.
Afternoon Dave, God knows you can't sit around after enjoying yourself for 24 hours at CFest! Wouldn't be right
It was a great time there, we missed you. That's the only real reason I gave you crap. The house worked out great, I'll post plenty about it tomorrow
Maybe next year, man I have been working my ass off around this house.  What a damn mess!
Frickin' spring cleaning yardwork.  Did I have mention how much I'd like to chop down the neighbor's oak tree?
Go for it!  I gotcha back.
Thanks Tony.  You gonna be here to yell "Timber!"?
LMAO but I'm not completely bald yet.  Oh, and the beard.
That is Tony
Now that you mention it, you're dead on.