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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on December 15, 2020, 12:01:04 AM
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Happy Tuesday! In between insults we'll occasionally discuss cigars. Join in and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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Morning, all.
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Morning, all.
Good morning, @LuvTooGolf .
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My ass is really dragging today.
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My ass is really dragging today.
Not me, cause I went to bed early in the 3rd quarter. :D
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My ass is really dragging today.
Not me, cause I went to bed early in the 3rd quarter. :D
You missed the most exciting part of the game. However, it appears you made the right call.
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My ass is really dragging today.
Not me, cause I went to bed early in the 3rd quarter. :D
You missed the most exciting part of the game. However, it appears you made the right call.
Most definitely. I'm well-versed in their ability to find ways to lose, I don't need to see it again.
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I'm still tired from Sunday night football.
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I'm still tired from Sunday night football.
Good morning, SleepyRick.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Bean. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
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I'm still tired from Sunday night football.
Good morning, SleepyRick.
Good morning Uncle Tony, Dave, and Mark
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
To hear him tell it, I think he'd be happy with ANY physical contact.
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http://x.e.cigar.com/ats/msg.aspx?sg1=4033cfdafd600389310e0312a168f880
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
To hear him tell it, I think he'd be happy with ANY physical contact.
Nah, I'm ok. I actually don't like to be touched. Does a smack on the ass count? But wrists definitely don't do anything for me. Just sayin'.
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http://x.e.cigar.com/ats/msg.aspx?sg1=4033cfdafd600389310e0312a168f880
Nice try, Russian bot.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
To hear him tell it, I think he'd be happy with ANY physical contact.
Nah, I'm ok. I actually don't like to be touched. Does a smack on the ass count? But wrists definitely don't do anything for me. Just sayin'.
Depends, can you be smacked on the ass without being touched? Seems like the kind of question that could keep philosophers busy for days.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
To hear him tell it, I think he'd be happy with ANY physical contact.
Nah, I'm ok. I actually don't like to be touched. Does a smack on the ass count? But wrists definitely don't do anything for me. Just sayin'.
Depends, can you be smacked on the ass without being touched? Seems like the kind of question that could keep philosophers busy for days.
If a tree falls in the forest but no one is there to see it...
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
Yea, don't you remember his bondage elf on the shelf?
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Good morning, Beaner. It seems yesterday's detour is to blame.
Not sure what made me look that up but it turns out that is a derogatory term for a Mexican. My apologies, that was not intentional.
Too late, HR wants to see you. They have 8 hrs of sensitivity training cued up for you.
He got off with a slap on the wrist.
Tony is into S&M?
To hear him tell it, I think he'd be happy with ANY physical contact.
Nah, I'm ok. I actually don't like to be touched. Does a smack on the ass count? But wrists definitely don't do anything for me. Just sayin'.
Couple of years in Catholic school with nun teachers does wonders for building up pain tolerance. Just didn't like that they sent my parents the bill for rulers and pointers they broke over my hands or backside... :o
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Morning SlowToRecoverRick, ToughLossDave, SpankMeTony, OyBot and SlowGoinBeanNotBeaner.
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Today is Tuesday, Dec. 15, the 350th day of 2020.
There are 16 days left in the year.
Today’s Highlight in History:
On Dec. 15, 2013, Nelson Mandela was laid to rest in his childhood hometown, ending a 10-day mourning period for South Africa’s first Black president.
On this date:
In 1791, the Bill of Rights, the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution, went into effect following ratification by Virginia.
In 1890, Sioux Indian Chief Sitting Bull and 11 other tribe members were killed in Grand River, South Dakota, during a confrontation with Indian police.
In 1944, the U.S. Senate approved the promotions of Henry H. Arnold, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Douglas MacArthur and George C. Marshall to the five-star rank of General of the Army and the nominations of William D. Leahy, Ernest J. King and Chester W. Nimitz as Admirals of the Fleet.
In 1965, two U.S. manned spacecraft, Gemini 6A and Gemini 7, maneuvered toward each other while in orbit, at one point coming as close as one foot.
In 1967, the Silver Bridge between Gallipolis (gal-ih-puh-LEES’), Ohio, and Point Pleasant, West Virginia, collapsed into the Ohio River, killing 46 people.
In 1978, President Jimmy Carter announced he would grant diplomatic recognition to Communist China on New Year’s Day and sever official relations with Taiwan.
In 1989, a popular uprising began in Romania that resulted in the downfall of dictator Nicolae Ceausescu (chow-SHEHS’-koo).
In 2000, the long-troubled Chernobyl nuclear power plant in Ukraine was closed for good.
In 2001, with a crash and a large dust cloud, a 50-foot tall section of steel [–] the last standing piece of the World Trade Center’s facade [–] was brought down in New York.
In 2009, evangelist Oral Roberts died in Newport Beach, California, at age 91.
In 2012, a day after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut, President Barack Obama declared that “every parent in America has a heart heavy with hurt” and said it was time to “take meaningful action to prevent more tragedies like this.”
In 2016, a federal jury in Charleston, South Carolina, convicted Dylann Roof of slaughtering nine Black church members who had welcomed him to their Bible study.
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Ten years ago: The U.N. Security Council gave a unanimous vote of confidence to the government of Iraq by lifting 19-year-old sanctions on weapons and civilian nuclear power. Time magazine named Mark Zuckerberg, the 26-year-old co-founder and CEO of Facebook, its Person of the Year. Movie producer, director and writer Blake Edwards, 88, died in Santa Monica, California. Baseball Hall of Famer Bob Feller died in Cleveland at age 92.
Five years ago: Sens. Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio clashed over U.S. military intervention, government spying on Americans’ communications and immigration as front-runner Donald Trump defended his provocative call for banning Muslims from the United States during a Republican presidential debate held in Las Vegas. In a major policy change, Secretary of State John Kerry accepted Russia’s longstanding demand that Syrian President Bashar Assad’s future be determined by his own people.
One year ago: The Hallmark Channel said it would reinstate commercials for a wedding-planning website featuring same-sex couples; the network had pulled the ads following a complaint from a conservative group.
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Morning SlowToRecoverRick, ToughLossDave, SpankMeTony, OyBot and SlowGoinBeanNotBeaner.
Good morning Dave. I'll take a tall frosty
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Today’s Birthdays:
Singer Cindy Birdsong (The Supremes) is 81.
Rock musician Dave Clark (The Dave Clark Five) is 78.
Rock musician Carmine Appice (Vanilla Fudge) is 74.
Actor Don Johnson is 71.
Actor Melanie Chartoff is 70.
Movie director Julie Taymor is 68.
Movie director Alex Cox is 66.
Rock musician Paul Simonon (The Clash) is 65.
Movie director John Lee Hancock is 64.
Democratic Party activist Donna Brazile is 61.
Country singer Doug Phelps (Brother Phelps; Kentucky Headhunters) is 60.
Movie producer-director Reginald Hudlin is 59.
Actor Helen Slater is 57.
Actor Paul Kaye (TV: “Game of Thrones”) is 56.
Actor Molly Price is 55.
Actor Garrett Wang (wahng) is 52.
Actor Michael Shanks is 50.
Actor Stuart Townsend is 48.
Figure skater Surya Bonaly is 47.
Actor Geoff Stults is 44.
Actor Adam Brody is 41.
Actor Michelle Dockery is 39.
Actor George O. Gore II is 38.
Actor Camilla Luddington is 37.
Rock musician Alana Haim (HYM) is 29.
Actor Maude Apatow (AP’-ih-tow) is 23.
Actor Stefania Owen is 23.
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It was only a matter of time....
https://halfwheel.com/jas-sum-krals-thc-infused-cigar-goes-on-sale/384990/
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It was only a matter of time....
https://halfwheel.com/jas-sum-krals-thc-infused-cigar-goes-on-sale/384990/
Wonder if CI will carry it... :D
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Fishy isn't here to give you proper Tuesday abuse, so karma finds another way...
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Morning, muchachos.
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Morning SlowToRecoverRick, ToughLossDave, SpankMeTony, OyBot and SlowGoinBeanNotBeaner.
Hahaha. You have a talent, my friend. Good morning to you.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello, Raz.
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Today’s Birthdays:
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Rock musician Carmine Appice (Vanilla Fudge) is 74.
Wonder if he could still play the drums like he used to.
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It was only a matter of time....
https://halfwheel.com/jas-sum-krals-thc-infused-cigar-goes-on-sale/384990/
I guess we're inhaling this one? Unless of course, we are former Presidents. ;)
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One night in early November, I had a friend coming by to have a drink and a cigar and talk. I needed ice, so I ran up to the convenience store. Young guy was sitting out front of the store drinking coffee and having a cigarette. When I came out, he introduced himself as Kevin Urpman, and very politely asked if I could give him a ride into town. It was out of my way, but...what the hell. I called my friend. "Hey, Derek. I'm giving a guy ride into town from the Boise Creek Grocery. I'll be back at the house in 10 minutes."
So I drove Kevin into town. We talked. He was extroverted, chatty, talked quickly and in bursts. I'm thinking to myself, "yeah...junkie." I know the symptoms. I know the smell.
I mentioned I went to high school with some Urpmans. He told me what kin they were to him. When I pulled into the parking lot of a store, I saw him eyeing a half-pack of Marlboro's my brother left on the dashboard of my Suburban. "Take 'em," I said. "Thanks, man," he said.
When I got back to the house, Derek was there. I mentioned the kid's name. Derek graduated high school same year I started. It's a small town. We've known a lot of the same people, even though we didn't know each other until 15 years ago. He knew the Urpmans that I knew.
I never even thought about the encounter again until an hour ago. Derek called. "That was Kevin Urpman you gave a ride to that night I came over, right?" My recollection was fuzzy. "Yeah, I think that was his name."
"He was found dead of an overdose in a Sani-Can on December first."
I can't figure out why I'm sitting here grieving. Not my kid. I haven't encountered anyone from his family in 37 years or more. I spent a grand total of about 6 minutes with him. Gave him my brother's cigarettes. That's it.
And I'm fucking sitting here weeping and telling some friends about a junkie I gave a lift and it's fucking up my morning.
Christ.
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It was only a matter of time....
https://halfwheel.com/jas-sum-krals-thc-infused-cigar-goes-on-sale/384990/
Honestly, I'm kinda surprised it took this long.
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One night in early November, I had a friend coming by to have a drink and a cigar and talk. I needed ice, so I ran up to the convenience store. Young guy was sitting out front of the store drinking coffee and having a cigarette. When I came out, he introduced himself as Kevin Urpman, and very politely asked if I could give him a ride into town. It was out of my way, but...what the hell. I called my friend. "Hey, Derek. I'm giving a guy ride into town from the Boise Creek Grocery. I'll be back at the house in 10 minutes."
So I drove Kevin into town. We talked. He was extroverted, chatty, talked quickly and in bursts. I'm thinking to myself, "yeah...junkie." I know the symptoms. I know the smell.
I mentioned I went to high school with some Urpmans. He told me what kin they were to him. When I pulled into the parking lot of a store, I saw him eyeing a half-pack of Marlboro's my brother left on the dashboard of my Suburban. "Take 'em," I said. "Thanks, man," he said.
When I got back to the house, Derek was there. I mentioned the kid's name. Derek graduated high school same year I started. It's a small town. We've known a lot of the same people, even though we didn't know each other until 15 years ago. He knew the Urpmans that I knew.
I never even thought about the encounter again until an hour ago. Derek called. "That was Kevin Urpman you gave a ride to that night I came over, right?" My recollection was fuzzy. "Yeah, I think that was his name."
"He was found dead of an overdose in a Sani-Can on December first."
I can't figure out why I'm sitting here grieving. Not my kid. I haven't encountered anyone from his family in 37 years or more. I spent a grand total of about 6 minutes with him. Gave him my brother's cigarettes. That's it.
And I'm fucking sitting here weeping and telling some friends about a junkie I gave a lift and it's fucking up my morning.
Christ.
You are grieving because you are a good man. Heck, I'm almost grieving by reading your post. Addiction sucks and this kid died way too young. You gave him a ride less than a month ago and now he is no longer walking the earth. I'd have to question if you didn't feel any emotion at all. In any case, I am sorry for your loss.
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One night in early November, I had a friend coming by to have a drink and a cigar and talk. I needed ice, so I ran up to the convenience store. Young guy was sitting out front of the store drinking coffee and having a cigarette. When I came out, he introduced himself as Kevin Urpman, and very politely asked if I could give him a ride into town. It was out of my way, but...what the hell. I called my friend. "Hey, Derek. I'm giving a guy ride into town from the Boise Creek Grocery. I'll be back at the house in 10 minutes."
So I drove Kevin into town. We talked. He was extroverted, chatty, talked quickly and in bursts. I'm thinking to myself, "yeah...junkie." I know the symptoms. I know the smell.
I mentioned I went to high school with some Urpmans. He told me what kin they were to him. When I pulled into the parking lot of a store, I saw him eyeing a half-pack of Marlboro's my brother left on the dashboard of my Suburban. "Take 'em," I said. "Thanks, man," he said.
When I got back to the house, Derek was there. I mentioned the kid's name. Derek graduated high school same year I started. It's a small town. We've known a lot of the same people, even though we didn't know each other until 15 years ago. He knew the Urpmans that I knew.
I never even thought about the encounter again until an hour ago. Derek called. "That was Kevin Urpman you gave a ride to that night I came over, right?" My recollection was fuzzy. "Yeah, I think that was his name."
"He was found dead of an overdose in a Sani-Can on December first."
I can't figure out why I'm sitting here grieving. Not my kid. I haven't encountered anyone from his family in 37 years or more. I spent a grand total of about 6 minutes with him. Gave him my brother's cigarettes. That's it.
And I'm fucking sitting here weeping and telling some friends about a junkie I gave a lift and it's fucking up my morning.
Christ.
You are grieving because you are a good man. Heck, I'm almost grieving by reading your post. Addiction sucks and this kid died way too young. You gave him a ride less than a month ago and now he is no longer walking the earth. I'd have to question if you didn't feel any emotion at all. In any case, I am sorry for your loss.
I won't try to add anything to what Tony already said. Condolences.
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Good day Raz.
There is nothing wrong with feeling. It's when you feel nothing that there is a problem.
There is too much need out there, for employment, for food, for shelter, for compassion. There is also so much wasted potential. We should all weep for those in need.
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Good day Raz.
There is nothing wrong with feeling. It's when you feel nothing that there is a problem.
There is too much need out there, for employment, for food, for shelter, for compassion. There is also so much wasted potential. We should all weep for those in need.
Well said.
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Later, all.
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Afternoon!
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Page flip.
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Page flip.
Not sure we'll see another today.
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Draggin today. Maybe this with coffee will help.
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Draggin today. Maybe this with coffee will help.
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It can't hurt.
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Tension breaker (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201215/43f7f6c8f52915563f02dbaa00ed402d.jpg)
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Fishy isn't here to give you proper Tuesday abuse, so karma finds another way...
I don't think he's coming back.
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Good morning, ProfessionalFootballFans. One red light, in case you were wondering. GFM.
Fishy isn't here to give you proper Tuesday abuse, so karma finds another way...
I don't think he's coming back.
He's gonna miss out on many words of wisdom.
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Here's what we're looking at starting tomorrow afternoon...
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Here's what we're looking at starting tomorrow afternoon...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201215/328ed19347c5b53907c7a608af80e93b.jpg)
Is TWSS?
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Here's what we're looking at starting tomorrow afternoon...
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201215/328ed19347c5b53907c7a608af80e93b.jpg)
Is TWSS?
Not to me it isn't.
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That was a rough workday. I'm ready to pass out until tomorrow.
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That was a rough workday. I'm ready to pass out until tomorrow.
First, I'm gonna pour myself a big ole tumbler of bourbon. Not sure about dinner tonight but the drink is mandatory.
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Been working
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That was a rough workday. I'm ready to pass out until tomorrow.
First, I'm gonna pour myself a big ole tumbler of bourbon. Not sure about dinner tonight but the drink is mandatory.
As promised...
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Been working
This is obviously an old photo because the NY license plates are different now.