Post by: CigarBanter on September 01, 2018, 12:00:13 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 07:29:18 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 07:50:55 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 08:25:40 AM
Happy September.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 08:27:36 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 08:33:42 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 08:38:10 AM
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 08:44:00 AM
The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.TWSS
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 08:44:37 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 08:46:47 AM
Good morning, SailorDave and SeptemberDean.good morning Tony.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 08:47:54 AM
The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.you would think being married to her all this time was gift enough.
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 08:58:34 AM
She doesn't have to say it. The glare says it all.The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.TWSS
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 08:59:09 AM
I know, right?The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.you would think being married to her all this time was gift enough.
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 09:38:44 AM
too bad women don't think that way. too much is never enough for them.I know, right?The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.you would think being married to her all this time was gift enough.
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: Threebean on September 01, 2018, 10:01:07 AM
The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.There's always your Italian sausage standing by to step in.
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 10:01:21 AM
EPC New Wave Connie cut and ready for 🔥
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 10:03:02 AM
I found a box of these and got no idea when or why I bought them but will see if I find one tolerable.Those are fine smokes.May have been an alcohol induced error.
EPC New Wave Connie cut and ready for
Post by: Threebean on September 01, 2018, 10:03:18 AM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 10:04:08 AM
Yep, I guess it is the anniversary of that too.The calm before the storm here... Next weekend begins all the sports craziness for the Fall.There's always your Italian sausage standing by to step in.
This weekend the wife is taking me on a small trip. Still have no idea where. Kids are at grandma's all weekend. I guess maybe I should have given some more thought to a 20th anniversary gift?
Good morning, Mr. Bean.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 10:06:45 AM
Morning Dave, Dean, and SoonToBeInTheDoghouseTony. Anniversaries can be perilous affairs.Nothing more perilous than the wedding itself. It's like eating the cherry on top first and then finding out there was a shit sundae underneath.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 10:10:29 AM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 10:12:09 AM
And if she'd get her fat ass out of the shower, maybe we could get this weekend started already.you could join her. she'll either run out or spend more time washing ........
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 10:15:54 AM
Been there, done that.And if she'd get her fat ass out of the shower, maybe we could get this weekend started already.you could join her. she'll either run out or spend more time washing ........
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 10:19:05 AM
And if she'd get her fat ass out of the shower, maybe we could get this weekend started already.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 10:30:37 AM
did it work?Been there, done that.And if she'd get her fat ass out of the shower, maybe we could get this weekend started already.you could join her. she'll either run out or spend more time washing ........
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 10:47:25 AM
We're on our way out the door.did it work?Been there, done that.And if she'd get her fat ass out of the shower, maybe we could get this weekend started already.you could join her. she'll either run out or spend more time washing ........
Post by: Threebean on September 01, 2018, 10:51:02 AM
Morning Dave, Dean, and SoonToBeInTheDoghouseTony. Anniversaries can be perilous affairs.Nothing more perilous than the wedding itself. It's like eating the cherry on top first and then finding out there was a shit sundae underneath.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 11:10:23 AM
Spoken like a millennial. Well done.Morning Dave, Dean, and SoonToBeInTheDoghouseTony. Anniversaries can be perilous affairs.Nothing more perilous than the wedding itself. It's like eating the cherry on top first and then finding out there was a shit sundae underneath.
Oh by the way, she tricked me. She's still drying her hair. I'm in the car.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 11:17:26 AM
and do you wonder why you don't have a Man Card?Spoken like a millennial. Well done.Morning Dave, Dean, and SoonToBeInTheDoghouseTony. Anniversaries can be perilous affairs.Nothing more perilous than the wedding itself. It's like eating the cherry on top first and then finding out there was a shit sundae underneath.
Oh by the way, she tricked me. She's still drying her hair. I'm in the car.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 11:57:18 AM
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 12:22:08 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 12:47:51 PM
Finally, TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL!Oklahoma and Florida game here.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 12:48:06 PM
A beautiful new arrival today😀nice
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 12:51:29 PM
Florida seems to be out of their league. 27 zip 1st quarter.Finally, TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL!Oklahoma and Florida game here.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 01:01:18 PM
Except that is Florida Atlantic not Florida, big difference ;)Florida seems to be out of their league. 27 zip 1st quarter.Finally, TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL!Oklahoma and Florida game here.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 01:01:53 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 01:02:19 PM
I know. I like Oklahoma.Except that is Florida Atlantic not Florida, big difference ;)Florida seems to be out of their league. 27 zip 1st quarter.Finally, TIME FOR SOME FOOTBALL!Oklahoma and Florida game here.
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 01:16:14 PM
• You can GET cigars.
• You can safely have cigars while you are driving.
• You can make cigars last as long as you want them to.
• You can have cigars even in front of your mother.
• Two people of the same sex can have cigars without being called nasty names.
• The word "commitment" doesn't scare off cigars.
• You can have cigars on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
• You can ask a stranger for a cigar without getting your face slapped.
• You don't get hairs in your mouth with cigars.
• With cigars there's no need to fake it.
• Cigars don't make you pregnant.
• You can have cigars at any time of the month.
• Good cigars are easy to find.
• You can have as many kinds of cigars as you can handle.
• When you have great cigars it doesn't keep your neighbours awake
• With cigars size doesn't matter. It's ALL good!
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 01:19:42 PM
• Why is an orange an orange and an apple not a red?
• Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?
• Why did God give men nipples?
• Is grass really greener on the other side?
• Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?
• If Corn Oil comes from Corn, what does Baby Oil come from?
• If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do you get Teflon to stick to a pan?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
• If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
• You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else?"
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment , but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
• Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• If pot grows naturally, and we outlaw pot (nature), are we outlawing God?
• How do they unclog mail chutes in skyscrapers?
• If trailer parks didn't exist, would tornadoes exist?
• Why does X stand for a kiss?
• Why do we itch?
• Do toilet seats really protect us against anything?
• Why do old women dye their hair blue?
• Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
• Same work... more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
• Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
• People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
• Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
• Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
• One mood, all the time.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 02:31:00 PM
Post by: FloridaDean on September 01, 2018, 02:40:46 PM
Chief Cool Arrow and an ice cold Sam Adams OctoberfestI put in my order for that bbq dinner. pick up at 4:30.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 02:44:06 PM
Sounds good, shrimp pasta tonight and cooking ribs and sausage tomorrow.Chief Cool Arrow and an ice cold Sam Adams OctoberfestI put in my order for that bbq dinner. pick up at 4:30.
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on September 01, 2018, 04:39:40 PM
Post by: Threebean on September 01, 2018, 06:07:37 PM
Rack of pork ribs about ready to come out of the oven here.Sounds good, shrimp pasta tonight and cooking ribs and sausage tomorrow.Chief Cool Arrow and an ice cold Sam Adams OctoberfestI put in my order for that bbq dinner. pick up at 4:30.
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 11:54:24 PM
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on September 01, 2018, 11:54:40 PM