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Cigar Banter => Daily Cigar Deals Discussion => Topic started by: CigarBanter on October 20, 2017, 12:00:03 AM
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Happy Friday! Any deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
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Morning Slackers, Happy 5th Saturday!
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At the Sister this morning:
Man O' War Side Project Little Devil (Corona) (5.5"x44) Pack of 10 for $27.50
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Dodgers smashed the Cubs 11-1 to win the NLCS 4-1.
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SHEESH!
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
Yep, once again Morning Mayor
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
Yep, once again Morning Mayor
Howdy, Dave. What's on the docket for today?
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
What choice do we really have?
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Good morning boys and Happy Friday!
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
This isn't a bad life.
Good morning Dave, Tony, and Scott.
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
This isn't a bad life.
Good morning Dave, Tony, and Scott.
Indeed it isn't. Good morning, Scott and Dean.
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Good morning boys and Happy Friday!
Truth is, most of us are wishing our days away. "Can't wait for Friday" and meanwhile it's nearly 2018.
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Good morning. Looks like we're doing this again?
Yep, once again Morning Mayor
Howdy, Dave. What's on the docket for today?
Planning on a quiet retired day.
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Good morning boys and Happy Friday!
Truth is, most of us are wishing our days away. "Can't wait for Friday" and meanwhile it's nearly 2018.
Man, since retiring I can't believe how fast the days go by after all those office days were so so so long!
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Good morning boys and Happy Friday!
Morning Fish
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Another gorgeous day here, 52 and clear with calm winds now as the sun begins to rise over the Atlantic. 78 for a high with clear skies today.
Heavy dew this morning, golf course looks like it is covered with a light snow.
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Good morning boys and Happy Friday!
Truth is, most of us are wishing our days away. "Can't wait for Friday" and meanwhile it's nearly 2018.
That's why EVERY day is Monday, except Sunday.
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Another gorgeous day here, 52 and clear with calm winds now as the sun begins to rise over the Atlantic. 78 for a high with clear skies today.
Heavy dew this morning, golf course looks like it is covered with a light snow.
That's the kind of day I miss, sunrise golf, heavy dew on the green leaving rooster tails when you hit a putt.
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Good morning boys and Happy Friday!
Truth is, most of us are wishing our days away. "Can't wait for Friday" and meanwhile it's nearly 2018.
Man, since retiring I can't believe how fast the days go by after all those office days were so so so long!
Time flies when you don't realize it.
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
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http://earthsky.org/tonight/orionid-meteors-are-debris-from-famous-comet-halley
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Morning CarolinaDave, WindowEntryDean, Into my and FridayFishNChips.
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Ready to board, heading home is always a good direction .
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
Fucked either way.
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Retirees favorite thing today, Free Lunch!
Boy bought BBQ Chicken lunches for his office including families to support a fundraiser.
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Ready to board, heading home is always a good direction .
Morning HomewardBoundTarheelDave
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
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Morning CarolinaDave, WindowEntryDean, Into my and FridayFishNChips.
That was supposed to be UNTony.
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
Much more credible than Travellin Dave's Commie Thoughts!
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
Pretty sure CarolinaDave likes your quotes better than mine.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
Pretty sure CarolinaDave likes your quotes better than mine.
Funny Sex Quotes
"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it is. You think it shows up like that to the event? It doesn't. Every night it's like getting it ready for its first Quinceanera, believe me." — Amy Schumer
"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ― Mae West
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." ― Lily Tomlin
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping." — Lisa Lampanelli
"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind." — Nora Ephron
"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people." — Chelsea Handler
"Women fake orgasms and men fake finances." ― Suze Orman
"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
“I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.” –– Russell Brand
“Publishing a sophisticated men’s magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I’d been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot.” –– Hugh Hefner
“Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.” –– Spalding Gray
“If I’m not interested in a woman, I’m straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, ‘I can’t do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!’” –– Vince Vaughn
“It’s been so long since I’ve had sex I’ve forgotten who ties up whom.” –– Joan Rivers
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” –– Billy Crystal
“Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?” –– Marquis de Sade
“I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.” ― Oscar Wilde
Witty Sex Quotes
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.” — Sophia Loren
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.” — W. C. Fields
“An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex”. — Aldous Huxley
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.” — Robert A. Heinlein
“Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.” — James A. Baldwin
“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.” — Billy Joel
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.” — John Barrymore
“When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ” ― Mae West
"There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge." — Banksy
"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire." — George Bernard Shaw
"Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary." — Robert A. Heinlein
"If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!" — Craig Ferguson
"What holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual intercourse." — Henry Miller
"The best revenge, like the best sex, is performed slowly, and with the eyes open." — Gregory David Roberts
"Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any." — John Callahan
"What a strange world this is when you can have as much sex as you like but love is taboo." — Jeanette Winterson
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.” ― Richard Feynman
Romantic Sex Quotes
“To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.” –– Henry Miller
“I am not saying renounce sex, I am saying transform it. It need not remain just biological: bring some spirituality to it. While making love, meditate too. While making love, be prayerful. Love should not be just a physical act; pour your soul into it.” –– Osho
“The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.” –– Marcus Aurelius
“Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.” — Kingsley Amis
“Sex is emotion in motion.” — Mae West
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” — Jimmy Dean
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
"A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both." — Alessandra Torre
"Nobody dies from the lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from." — Margaret Atwood
Gay Sex Quotes
“I have always been principally interested in men for sex. I’ve always thought any sane woman would be a lover of women because loving men is such a mess. I have always wished I’d fall in love with a woman. Damn.” –– Germaine Greer
“Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.”–– Sam Austin
“Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are you.” — Derek Jarman
“I confused gender identity with sexual orientation. Your gender identity is about who you are, how you feel, the sex that you feel yourself to be. Sexual orientation is who you're attracted to.” — Chaz Bono
“I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.” — Dusty Springfield
Deep Sex Quotes
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” –– Oscar Wilde
“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.” –– Deepak Chopra
“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.” –– Jack Kerouac
“The way you make love is the way God will be with you.” –– Rumi
“We demand that sex speak the truth […] and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves which we think we possess in our immediate consciousness.” –– Michel Foucault
“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.” — Jim Morrison
“The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.” — Hugh Hefner
“Sex is about anticipation not culmination.” ― Chloe Thurlow
"Everybody says sex is obscene. The only true obscenity is war." — Henry Miller
“Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever.” — Catherine Deneuve
Sex Positive Quotes
“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” –– Marilyn Monroe
“Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?” –– Sue Johanson
“Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.” –– Havelock Ellis
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.” –– Swami X
“Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.” –– Marquis de Sade
“I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.” –– Angelina Jolie
“The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.” –– Alfred Kinsey
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Austin, Texas is most likely to get Amazon's $5 billion headquarters, according to the data
Bean better ride another 450 miles away with this news: Using data from local governments and community surveys, the report points to Austin-Round Rock, Texas as the top contender.
Atlanta-Sandy Springs-Roswell, Georgia and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania ranked second and third, respectively.
More than 50 North American cities are hoping Amazon will pick them as the site for the company's second headquarters, dubbed HQ2. In perhaps the largest corporate offer to municipalities in modern American history, the e-commerce giant is promising 50,000 jobs and an investment of $5 billion in the campus's construction
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Comes as no surprise but Most of that data is actually related to the commie majority population and local government added to the monster socialist giveaways the city is willing to promise them.
If built there the end result will be all the bad about Austin gets worse and all the good goes further downhill.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
is there a flap in the back?
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
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there's a 'Black National Anthem'?
College's bell tower trolled white supremacist with black national anthem.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/20/us/university-florida-bell-tower-trnd/index.html
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Lot of hackers and even a few golfers out early this morning.
Oh boy here is one with a fairway wood in his hand
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Lot of hackers and even a few golfers out early this morning.
Oh boy here is one with a fairway wood in his hand
Ahhh, he took a practice swing then came to his senses and played it safe with an iron.
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Lot of hackers and even a few golfers out early this morning.
Oh boy here is one with a fairway wood in his hand
Ahhh, he took a practice swing then came to his senses and played it safe with an iron.
smart golf.
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Morning CarolinaDave, WindowEntryDean, Into my and FridayFishNChips.
That was supposed to be UNTony.
I had a sneaking suspicion I was in that mess somewhere. Safe travels.
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Dammit! Already had to be thinking too much this morning. Needed to get the shelves planned out for book shelves to be built.
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Lot of hackers and even a few golfers out early this morning.
Oh boy here is one with a fairway wood in his hand
Ahhh, he took a practice swing then came to his senses and played it safe with an iron.
smart golf.
Lucky golfer he hit the iron fat or it would have been in the water and he ended up on the green in 3 instead of 5.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
is there a flap in the back?
nope...actually There are wings...
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Lot of hackers and even a few golfers out early this morning.
Oh boy here is one with a fairway wood in his hand
Ahhh, he took a practice swing then came to his senses and played it safe with an iron.
smart golf.
Lucky golfer he hit the iron fat or it would have been in the water and he ended up on the green in 3 instead of 5.
did he 3 putt?
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
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Lot of hackers and even a few golfers out early this morning.
Oh boy here is one with a fairway wood in his hand
Ahhh, he took a practice swing then came to his senses and played it safe with an iron.
smart golf.
Lucky golfer he hit the iron fat or it would have been in the water and he ended up on the green in 3 instead of 5.
did he 3 putt?
Can't answer that one
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"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
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This must have been before she came out.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
......and had sexy stewardess, served meals, and drinks.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
......and had sexy stewardess, served meals, and drinks.
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"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
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This must have been before she came out.
came out of what?
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"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
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This must have been before she came out.
came out of what?
WTF
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Tony broke it.
or his Tapatalk is fucked up.
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Morning, muchachos.
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
Fucked either way.
Fucked both ways.
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Retirees favorite thing today, Free Lunch!
Boy bought BBQ Chicken lunches for his office including families to support a fundraiser.
That's one expensive box of free chicken, considering the cost of raising a child to adulthood. ;-)
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Morning, muchachos.
morning RazMan.
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
Much more credible than Travellin Dave's Commie Thoughts!
Except that first one.
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
Much more credible than Travellin Dave's Commie Thoughts!
Except that first one.
guess it depends on where she puts the mop handle.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
Remember when the seats were actually comfortable?
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Morning, muchachos.
morning RazMan.
Morning, Deano.
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“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.” – Betty Friedan
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean
"If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you." ― Dorothy Parker
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” –– Frank Zappa
Much more credible than Travellin Dave's Commie Thoughts!
Except that first one.
guess it depends on where she puts the mop handle.
And how shiny she makes the floor.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
Remember when the seats were actually comfortable?
no, I never remember them being comfortable or have enough room.
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"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
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This must have been before she came out.
came out of what?
WTF
Fixed it for you...
Out of the closet. Pretty sure she doesn't have boyfriends any longer.
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Morning, muchachos.
Hello, Raz.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
Nope, no emotional companion animal, just wanted to be comfy I guess.
Indeed I do remember people dressing well....for more than just airplane rides. A bygone era.
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Adult woman just boarded in a onsie flannel pajama.
Did she also have her service dog with her? Remember when people used to wear a jacket and tie to board a plane?
......and had sexy stewardess, served meals, and drinks.
...and a cigarette afterwards.
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"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
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This must have been before she came out.
came out of what?
WTF
Fixed it for you...
Out of the closet. Pretty sure she doesn't have boyfriends any longer.
I thought she plugged in both ways.
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"My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex—ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant." — Margaret Cho
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This must have been before she came out.
came out of what?
WTF
Fixed it for you...
Out of the closet. Pretty sure she doesn't have boyfriends any longer.
I thought she plugged in both ways.
Margaret Cho:
The comedian’s open sexuality has always been a part of her stand-up act. “I think I would like to call myself bisexual more frequently because there is much invisibility for the ‘B’s,” she said to The Huffington Post.
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Home an easing into the weekend.Centurion H*2K*CT fired up with a cup o joe.
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Home an easing into the weekend.Centurion H*2K*CT fired up with a cup o joe.
Ease away there TD...
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Home an easing into the weekend.Centurion H*2K*CT fired up with a cup o joe.
Sounds lovely.
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DOW currently up over 135 for the day!
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DOW currently up over 135 for the day!
<happy dance>
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MOW PA lit and a cold ICEHOUSE beer.
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Celebrating the end of the work week with a La Aurora Corojo robusto. It's a pepper bomb and I'm enjoying it. The aroma is incredible.
Edit: Ash fell off right as I was snapping the photo.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171020/c73fbd840174117601054984139d7a94.jpg)
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Celebrating the end of the work week with a La Aurora Corojo robusto. It's a pepper bomb and I'm enjoying it. The aroma is incredible.
Edit: Ash fell off right as I was snapping the photo.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171020/c73fbd840174117601054984139d7a94.jpg)
Evening Mayor, not like you to Les an ash.
Glad you are getting a Friday smoke in to close out the work week.
Edit: are you in jail?
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Free Lunch ended up being pulled pork and mashed sweet potatoes, really good and much better than chicken.
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Celebrating the end of the work week with a La Aurora Corojo robusto. It's a pepper bomb and I'm enjoying it. The aroma is incredible.
Edit: Ash fell off right as I was snapping the photo.(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171020/c73fbd840174117601054984139d7a94.jpg)
Evening Mayor, not like you to Les an ash.
Glad you are getting a Friday smoke in to close out the work week.
Edit: are you in jail?
Not yet. That's the fence of the Pierpont Morgan Library & Museum. I just happened to be walking past it while posting.
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Evening, men. Great day of riding. Just finished off grilled MY strip steaks, corn on the cob, and carrots. On to a GoTF and a bit of Don Julio Anejo.
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Evening, men. Great day of riding. Just finished off grilled MY strip steaks, corn on the cob, and carrots. On to a GoTF and a bit of Don Julio Anejo.
You've gotta stop spoiling yourself like this.
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Evening, men. Great day of riding. Just finished off grilled MY strip steaks, corn on the cob, and carrots. On to a GoTF and a bit of Don Julio Anejo.
Living Big Bean!
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Astros up 3-0 in the 6th
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Astros up 3-0 in the 6th
Boooooo!