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Title: 8/24/2017
Post by: CigarBanter on August 24, 2017, 12:03:58 AM
What's up cigar enthusiasts?!  Any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way.  Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either...  And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 05:44:57 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 05:49:57 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Morning FellowEarlyRiser.   Stand by for gate rack report. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:51:40 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Seems we have a plagiarizing Mayor this morning ::)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:52:15 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Morning FellowEarlyRiser.   Stand by for gate rack report.
Morning gategawkerBean.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 05:53:25 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Seems we have a plagiarizing Mayor this morning ::)
You been sleeping in, that's what happens when you slack. 
Title: Re: 8/24/201
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:02:39 AM
Substantial changes in the track for TS Harvey bringing it onshore in the Corpus Cristi Area as a Cat 1 Hurricane then after moving inshore it will stall and drop heavy rain over south central Texas for 1-3 days.  This could mean a foot or more of rain for the San Antonio and Austin metro areas.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:03:21 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Seems we have a plagiarizing Mayor this morning ::)
You been sleeping in, that's what happens when you slack.
Exactly!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:03:41 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Seems we have a plagiarizing Mayor this morning ::)
You been sleeping in, that's what happens when you slack.
You two clowns get out of bed before sunrise one time and think you are early risers, sheesh. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:04:08 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:04:12 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:04:57 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Seems we have a plagiarizing Mayor this morning ::)
You been sleeping in, that's what happens when you slack.
Exactly!
Yeah, slept in till 4:30 ::)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:05:06 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
And all taller than you?
...and that's just the legs?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:06:14 AM
Single winning lottery ticket sold nearby here, but it wasn't me... :(.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:06:59 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:10:02 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
And all taller than you?
...and that's just the legs?
Definitely not short.  Not basketball tall, and not stocky like softballers, could be soccer, could be volleyball.  I'll have to ask when we get in line. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:10:02 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:10:40 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
And all taller than you?
...and that's just the legs?
Definitely not short.  Not basketball tall, and not stocky like softballers, could be soccer, could be volleyball.  I'll have to ask when we get in line.
Fair warning, that's usually the first step to having to notify all your neighbors when you move into an area.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:12:04 AM
Nothing to speak of from either CI or Sis offerings, surprise, surprise.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:12:54 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
I'm still working....
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:13:54 AM
Single winning Powerball Ticket worth $758 Million purchased near Boston at the Handy Variety Store.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:16:49 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Yep, volleyball.   Quiinipiac?  Never heard of it. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:18:34 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Yep, volleyball.   Quiinipiac?  Never heard of it.
Quinnipiac University is a private, nonsectarian, coeducational university located in Hamden, Connecticut, at the foot of Sleeping Giant State Park. The nationally prominent Quinnipiac University Polling Institute has its offices there.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:18:57 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
I'm still working....
Working on a woodie maybe ::)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:20:28 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Yep, volleyball.   Quiinipiac?  Never heard of it.
Yea, smallish Connecticut school.  Famous for the various polls they conduct, second only to Gallup.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:21:02 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
I'm still working....
Working on a woodie maybe ::)
Now that would make it a constructive day!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:23:16 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Yep, volleyball.   Quiinipiac?  Never heard of it.
Yea, smallish Connecticut school.  Famous for the various polls they conduct, second only to Gallup.
They are also famous for looking fine on this flight.  Thanks for the info, I'll pop a breath mint and ask one of them about polling.   
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:25:49 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Yep, volleyball.   Quiinipiac?  Never heard of it.
Yea, smallish Connecticut school.  Famous for the various polls they conduct, second only to Gallup.
So #fakenews?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:26:02 AM
Good morning, snowflakes.
Seems we have a plagiarizing Mayor this morning ::)
I will pay the appropriate royalty... GFY.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:26:34 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Volleyball is definitely the sport of choice for yoga pants. Morning, all.
Yep, volleyball.   Quiinipiac?  Never heard of it.
Yea, smallish Connecticut school.  Famous for the various polls they conduct, second only to Gallup.
They are also famous for looking fine on this flight.  Thanks for the info, I'll pop a breath mint and ask one of them about polling.   
Go get 'em, Uncle Milty!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 06:27:21 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:27:26 AM
Today is Thursday, Aug. 24, the 236th day of 2017. There are 129 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On August 24, 1992, Hurricane Andrew smashed into Florida, causing $30 billion in damage; 43 U.S. deaths were blamed on the storm.

On this date:

In A.D. 79, long-dormant Mount Vesuvius erupted, burying the Roman cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum in volcanic ash; an estimated 20,000 people died.

In 1572, the St. Bartholomew's Day massacre of French Protestants at the hands of Catholics began in Paris.

In 1814, during the War of 1812, British forces invaded Washington, D.C., setting fire to the Capitol (which was still under construction) and the White House, as well as other public buildings.

In 1912, Congress passed a measure creating the Alaska Territory. Congress approved legislation establishing Parcel Post delivery by the U.S. Post Office Department, slated to begin on January 1, 1913.

In 1932, Amelia Earhart embarked on a 19-hour flight from Los Angeles to Newark, New Jersey, making her the first woman to fly solo, non-stop, from coast to coast.

In 1949, the North Atlantic Treaty came into force.

In 1954, President Dwight D. Eisenhower signed the Communist Control Act, outlawing the Communist Party in the United States.

In 1967, a group of demonstrators led by Abbie Hoffman caused a disruption at the New York Stock Exchange by tossing dollar bills onto the trading floor. American industrialist Henry J. Kaiser, 85, died in Honolulu.

In 1970, an explosives-laden van left by anti-war extremists blew up outside the University of Wisconsin's Sterling Hall in Madison, killing 33-year-old researcher Robert Fassnacht.

In 1981, Mark David Chapman was sentenced in New York to 20 years to life in prison for murdering John Lennon. (Chapman remains imprisoned.)

In 1989, Baseball Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti (juh-MAH'-tee) banned Pete Rose from the game for betting on his own team, the Cincinnati Reds.

In 2006, the International Astronomical Union declared that Pluto was no longer a full-fledged planet, demoting it to the status of a "dwarf planet."
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:27:26 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Mmmmm. That's a great report.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:28:02 AM
Ten years ago: A judge in Inverness, Florida, sentenced John Evander Couey to death for kidnapping 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford, raping her and burying her alive. (Couey died of natural causes in 2009.) James Ford Seale, a reputed Ku Klux Klansman, was sentenced to three life terms for his role in the 1964 abduction and murder of two black teenagers in southwestern Mississippi. (Seale died in 2011.) Major wildfires broke out in Greece, burning half a million acres and claiming 65 lives in 11 days.

Five years ago: A suit-clad gunman opened fire outside New York's Empire State Building, killing a former co-worker before being gunned down by police. A Norwegian court found Anders Behring Breivik guilty of terrorism and premeditated murder for twin attacks on July 22, 2011 that killed 77 people; he received a 21-year prison sentence that can be extended as long as he is considered dangerous to society. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency wiped out 14 years of Lance Armstrong's cycling career - including his record seven Tour de France titles - and barred him for life from the sport after concluding he'd used banned substances.

One year ago: A 6.2 magnitude earthquake reduced three central Italian towns to rubble and killed nearly 300 people. Astronaut Jeffrey Williams, commander of the International Space Station, marked a U.S. recording-breaking 521st day in orbit, a number accumulated over four flights (upon his return to earth 13 days later, Williams had logged a grand total of 534 days in space).
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:28:32 AM
Today's Birthdays: Composer-musician Mason Williams is 79. Rhythm-and-blues singer Marshall Thompson (The Chi-Lites) is 75. Rock musician Ken Hensley is 72. Actress Anne Archer is 70. Actor Joe Regalbuto is 68. Actor Kevin Dunn is 62. Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee is 62. Actor-writer Stephen Fry is 60. Actor Steve Guttenberg is 59. Baseball Hall of Famer Cal Ripken Jr. is 57. Actor Jared Harris is 56. Talk show host Craig Kilborn is 55. CBS News correspondent Major Garrett is 55. Rock singer John Bush is 54. Actress Marlee Matlin is 52. Basketball Hall of Famer Reggie Miller is 52. Broadcast journalist David Gregory is 47. Country singer Kristyn Osborn (SHeDaisy) is 47. Movie director Ava DuVernay is 45. Actor-comedian Dave Chappelle is 44. Actor James D'Arcy is 44. Actor Carmine Giovinazzo is 44. Actor Alex O'Loughlin is 41. Actress Beth Riesgraf is 39. Actor Chad Michael Murray is 36. Christian rock musician Jeffrey Gilbert (Kutless) is 34. Singer Mika is 34. Actor Blake Berris is 33. Actor Rupert Grint ("Harry Potter" films) is 29.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:29:00 AM
Thought for Today: "Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end." - Marcelene Cox, American writer.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:30:12 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
I'm still working....
Working on a woodie maybe ::)
Now that would make it a constructive day!
Only if you use it.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:31:59 AM
Let's let Birthday Boy Mason Williams start us off this morning:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80N45oqtBKU
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:32:15 AM
Bean's New Buddies!

Hartford Bankruptcy Looms As CT Gov Admits "We Spent Money On Wrong Things"

"We built too many prisons, which we're still paying off even while we're closing them..
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:32:15 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
I'm still working....
Working on a woodie maybe ::)
Now that would make it a constructive day!
Only if you use it.
"A woodie is a terrible thing to waste". 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:32:18 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
Makes sense. Ya gotta make up for lost time. Good morning, Deano.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:32:27 AM
Morning HeadingHomeBean and SlowingDownDave.
Morning Travellin Dave, what are you doing up so early?
I'm still working....
Working on a woodie maybe ::)
Now that would make it a constructive day!
Only if you use it.
Never mind... :-[
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:33:07 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:33:25 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Mmmmm. That's a great report.
Of little value without supporting photographic documentation
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:33:36 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What did you do, exactly?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:34:59 AM
National Waffle Day, think I will have one for breakfast.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:35:44 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Mmmmm. That's a great report.
Of little value without supporting photographic documentation
I don't want to be that neighbor Golf was talking about.  It's one thing to be thought a dirty old man, it's quite another to remove all doubt. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:37:04 AM
Start of College Football a week away!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:37:29 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
Or forgot to ask first maybe :o
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:38:02 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
Or forgot to ask first maybe :o
Haha, that would do it. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:38:15 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
Or not ask...
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 06:39:19 AM
OK then, doors closed, off we go, adios, mofos. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 06:40:22 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
Or not ask...
We may have some different opinions, but we sure as hell all think alike here....well, except maybe BD.... ::)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:44:24 AM
Lululemon report:  10 or so members of a college girls sports team, I'm guessing volleyball, at my gate, 50% of them blondes, and 100 % of them wearing yoga pants.
Mmmmm. That's a great report.
Of little value without supporting photographic documentation
Yeah but he gave us all the necessary information to Google it. So there was no perv factor.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/4a5f0988646c3ca0a5082653d86c4db3.jpg)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 06:45:36 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:47:19 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:53:12 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
+4
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:56:13 AM
Ok boys, meeting time.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 06:56:39 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 06:57:39 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 07:16:45 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
I am quite sure it had NOTHING to do with all his recent coast to coast womanizing attempts
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 07:18:16 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 07:23:33 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ok, now it's starting to make a little more sense.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 07:37:54 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
I see what you did there.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 07:39:07 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
You really think she's going to change now?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 07:41:00 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
You should know by now never to offer advice...especially when you're right.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 07:42:24 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 07:51:23 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
He wanted time to try to change her mind with his sexy come hither looks.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:02:59 AM
What A Bunch of Bullshit Excuses!

STG REPORTS POOR Q2 RESULTS

http://halfwheel.com/stg-reports-poor-q2-results/174569
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:04:49 AM
Some light rain falling here.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 08:06:45 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
He wanted time to try to change her mind with his sexy come hither looks.
He does seem to enjoy challenging himself when it comes to the ladies. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 08:11:24 AM
Some light rain falling here.
Austin flight will be on time. Sure glad I'm staying ahead of the weekend hurricane.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:15:08 AM
Some light rain falling here.
Austin flight will be on time. Sure glad I'm staying ahead of the weekend hurricane.
Just cloudy with light drizzle here, weather should be no issue
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:16:17 AM
Had my Celabratory Waffle.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:17:24 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 08:19:03 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Doubt I'll live that long.  Not sure I want to, actually. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:23:48 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Doubt I'll live that long.  Not sure I want to, actually.
When I am no longer able to take care of myself I would much rather be gone.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 08:37:46 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Doubt I'll live that long.  Not sure I want to, actually.
When I am no longer able to take care of myself I would much rather be gone.
I guess most in that condition feel that way. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 08:47:54 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Assisted living for me starts with a 45...maybe a 38.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 08:52:09 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Assisted living for me starts with a 45...maybe a 38.
Don't recommend a .38, might just make things even worse.  .357 or .45 would be much more reliable for success.

And don't forget to go outside first!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 09:07:05 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
and this morning she has absolutely no recollection of yesterday.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 09:11:35 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
and this morning she has absolutely no recollection of yesterday.
That can't be bad for you.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 09:16:38 AM
off to start my running around and see what these glasses will cost me.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:18:31 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
and this morning she has absolutely no recollection of yesterday.
That can't be bad for you.
Back on her meds?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 09:18:42 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
and this morning she has absolutely no recollection of yesterday.
That can't be bad for you.
I filled her in on EVERYTHING.....she said I could have taken four hours and she never would have known.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:19:13 AM
off to start my running around and see what these glasses will cost me.
Get yourself a sporty pair!  Some Ray Bans would be nice, maybe aviators.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:19:56 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Assisted living for me starts with a 45...maybe a 38.
Don't recommend a .38, might just make things even worse.  .357 or .45 would be much more reliable for success.

And don't forget to go outside first!
Yea, don't want to mess up the property value or good furniture.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:20:46 AM
Only mistake you made was not suggesting she go home when she started to pout.
You let her have the satisfaction of sticking around to give you the silent treatment.
and this morning she has absolutely no recollection of yesterday.
Wish I could have had that situation.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:21:24 AM
Quick stop off in the office then to the airport.  Later.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 09:56:23 AM
Are we having fun yet?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 09:57:06 AM
Quick stop off in the office then to the airport.  Later.
Kerp on traveling Dave.  Travelin' your blues away.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 09:58:12 AM
Had to laugh, warden said living here is prepping us for an assisted living facility and it really is very similar.
Assisted living for me starts with a 45...maybe a 38.
Don't recommend a .38, might just make things even worse.  .357 or .45 would be much more reliable for success.

And don't forget to go outside first!
Yea, don't want to mess up the property value or good furniture.
…or make a mess on the carpet.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 09:58:29 AM
PWMAO!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 10:09:49 AM
PWMAO!
The original, you still got it. Morning, DaveMike.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 10:34:17 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:07:32 AM
Mi Querida Fino Lago (6x48) on the mash box of 20 for $87 delivered with the cat code.  Very good buy!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 11:08:51 AM
off to start my running around and see what these glasses will cost me.
Get yourself a sporty pair!  Some Ray Bans would be nice, maybe aviators.
cheapo, glasses will only be needed for about 3-6 months, and hopefully will be corrected by then, mostly med related.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 11:12:16 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:16:08 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 11:18:00 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 11:18:22 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 11:22:16 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
yes she has.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 11:23:18 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:23:30 AM
HARVEY QUICKLY STRENGTHENING AND FORECAST TO BE A MAJOR (Cat 3) HURRICANE WHEN IT APPROACHES THE MIDDLE TEXAS COAST... ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND FRESHWATER FLOODING EXPECTED...
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:31:54 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 11:37:23 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:38:21 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 11:39:58 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 11:40:26 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on August 24, 2017, 11:42:52 AM
HARVEY QUICKLY STRENGTHENING AND FORECAST TO BE A MAJOR (Cat 3) HURRICANE WHEN IT APPROACHES THE MIDDLE TEXAS COAST... ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND FRESHWATER FLOODING EXPECTED...
Harvey is a 6 foot tall invisable pookah, who used to hang out with Jimmy Stewart.
 Resembles a giant white rabbit  8)   Hello  boys
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:43:02 AM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:43:44 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.   
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:44:30 AM
Morning Flip
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:45:20 AM
Smoking a Short Story while the lady spruces up my room
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on August 24, 2017, 11:53:37 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 11:55:07 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 11:56:12 AM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Pretty young around this place
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: flip from jersey on August 24, 2017, 12:01:51 PM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Rock band, motorcycle enthusiast, you just have young demographics....
aside from Tony & fish, a lot of us are grandparents....
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 12:06:26 PM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Rock band, motorcycle enthusiast, you just have young demographics....
aside from Tony & fish, a lot of us are grandparents....
Well, I am at median age for Harley owners.

Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 12:33:35 PM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Rock band, motorcycle enthusiast, you just have young demographics....
aside from Tony & fish, a lot of us are grandparents....
But I waited until I was 30 to start having kids, so unlike most people my age, I'm only beginning to see the grandparent thing on the distant horizon.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 12:34:12 PM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o.
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Rock band, motorcycle enthusiast, you just have young demographics....
aside from Tony & fish, a lot of us are grandparents....
Not Me!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 12:54:37 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Gone or been?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 12:54:55 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Gone or been?
Yep
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 12:56:20 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Yea, think that about captures it.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 12:58:29 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 12:59:52 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Gone or been?
Been and Gone!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 01:02:19 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Must be a thrill going to sleep next to a ticking time bomb
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 01:06:50 PM
Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 01:06:57 PM
HARVEY QUICKLY STRENGTHENING AND FORECAST TO BE A MAJOR (Cat 3) HURRICANE WHEN IT APPROACHES THE MIDDLE TEXAS COAST... ...LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND FRESHWATER FLOODING EXPECTED...
...HARVEY STRENGTHENS TO A HURRICANE WITH 80-MPH WINDS...
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 01:10:02 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
JUST SAY THANK YOU.
I did, as I was shaking my head......and told her I still wanted 4 hours.
Not sure I'd push my luck if I were you.
That's what I was thinking.
I would say it falls somewhere between "Play Misty For Me" and "Fatal Attraction " :o
Must be a thrill going to sleep next to a ticking time bomb
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 01:11:25 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 01:36:01 PM
Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 01:56:06 PM
Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
I've been called worse.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 02:05:09 PM
Dammit, fukn famous again put my order on hold for age verification.  MF'n incompetent idiots!
ORDER ON HOLD - AGE VERIFICATION REQUIRED
We will contact you via telephone or email for further information
You're too old. No more cigars for you.
:o .
Brett is one of the youngsters around here...
Yeah, that's me. Just a pup at 52.
Pretty young around this place
Bunch of old farts.  Some old fogey and his stogie.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 02:06:06 PM
Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
A Mötley Crue.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 02:09:05 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she wakes up in a new world everyday.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 24, 2017, 02:24:42 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 02:34:18 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 02:38:47 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
+1

Don't forget to wear your Friday underpants tomorrow.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 03:07:24 PM
Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 03:07:47 PM
Finally all caught up. Sheesh, we are truly a motley bunch.
This is a revelation?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 03:08:41 PM
Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same.
You home?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 03:53:07 PM
Travellin' Lull...
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 03:55:15 PM
Active shooter situation in Charleston is resolved with shooter in custody.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 04:01:07 PM
Active shooter situation in Charleston is resolved with shooter in custody.
Damn, Virginia's is a good place on King Street been there several times for lunch when the boy was in school a few blocks away.   But just a psycho mad at the chef, not a random attack or such.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 04:02:39 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!   
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 04:28:20 PM
Hurricane Lull?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 04:36:19 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
Head east. SC coast is sunny and dry.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 04:37:18 PM
You'll need to go to one of your nearer lounges to rid out the  storm.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 04:38:22 PM
Boarding time.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 05:03:33 PM
Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same.
You home?
Back at the orifice, heading to the house shortly. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:09:18 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
Head east. SC coast is sunny and dry.
According to the Weather Channel we need to evacuate to Dallas or further north.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:10:01 PM
Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same.
You home?
Back at the orifice, heading to the house shortly.
Well don't linger you need to evaluate!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:26:16 PM
LFD Double Ligero Lit and a bottle of cold water. 
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 24, 2017, 05:37:37 PM
Settled in at the Sam Adams lounge by the gate. First draw off the first Oktoberfest tapped here. Seeing a lobster roll in my near future.
I do love that airport.  Try The Local next time, similar but not the same.
You home?
Back at the orifice, heading to the house shortly.
Well don't linger you need to evaluate!
(https://i.imgflip.com/qfhso.jpg)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:43:07 PM
Dean must be getting his 4 hours on
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 05:43:51 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
Herrera Esteli Lonsdale (6.0"x44)

Edit: Always forget to put the name of the cigar in my posts. That really messes up the searchability.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:45:54 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
ThAt's what Dean Said


Evening Mayor
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on August 24, 2017, 05:53:58 PM
Dean must be getting his 4 hours on
nope, another time maybe, at Attitude Adjustment meeting.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 05:55:36 PM
Dean must be getting his 4 hours on
nope, another time maybe, at Attitude Adjustment meeting.
Probably better for you anyway
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 06:21:59 PM
Active shooter situation in Charleston is resolved with shooter in custody.
Damn, Virginia's is a good place on King Street been there several times for lunch when the boy was in school a few blocks away.   But just a psycho mad at the chef, not a random attack or such.
Found a fly in the gravy?
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 06:22:50 PM
Dean must be getting his 4 hours on
nope, another time maybe, at Attitude Adjustment meeting.
I need to send mine in for some adjustment.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 06:43:33 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
ThAt's what Dean Said


Evening Mayor
Enjoyed the crap out of that cigar. I know you are not a fan but I love those dried fruit notes, fantastic construction, and ample smoke production.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 06:47:25 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
ThAt's what Dean Said


Evening Mayor
Enjoyed the crap out of that cigar. I know you are not a fan but I love those dried fruit notes, fantastic construction, and ample smoke production.
Not on my personal favorites list based on taste but it is a quality smoke for sure.

I think the crap part was what I did not like ;)
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 24, 2017, 06:59:58 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
+1

Don't forget to wear your Friday underpants tomorrow.
But do remember to wear pants over them. Please.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 07:01:30 PM
Had to go back and edit my original post so that the next time I do a search and I can't find my post/photo, I won't get pissed at myself... AGAIN.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 07:03:20 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
+1

Don't forget to wear your Friday underpants tomorrow.
But do remember to wear pants over them. Please.
He can do what ever he wants as long as he doesn't post a photo.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 07:57:38 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
ThAt's what Dean Said


Evening Mayor
Enjoyed the crap out of that cigar. I know you are not a fan but I love those dried fruit notes, fantastic construction, and ample smoke production.
Finger print cookie!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 24, 2017, 08:00:36 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
ThAt's what Dean Said


Evening Mayor
Enjoyed the crap out of that cigar. I know you are not a fan but I love those dried fruit notes, fantastic construction, and ample smoke production.
Finger print cookie!
Raspberry thumbprint cookies, yes.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on August 24, 2017, 08:31:39 PM
Fucking finally! (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170824/cfd369e399f9c0f17f4124b056133cef.jpg)
ThAt's what Dean Said


Evening Mayor
Enjoyed the crap out of that cigar. I know you are not a fan but I love those dried fruit notes, fantastic construction, and ample smoke production.
Finger print cookie!
Raspberry thumbprint cookies, yes.
That too.  Fingerprint, thumbprint whatever.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:37:39 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
At least you don't have property you have to worry about protecting.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 24, 2017, 09:40:48 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
At least you don't have property you have to worry about protecting.
Amen!
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:40:55 PM
good morning guys. 4 hour update. not a work spoken since dinner, very cold, went to sleep, woke up, made coffee, lit a cigar, she will be up around 8 and out by 8:30, I have a lot of running around to do today.
What the heck did you do, ask for anal?
I asked for four hours with her and got 12 alone.
Our version of your story was more entertaining.
trust me, I wish the story had a happy ending.
Did you call her Sugar Tits or something? How did asking for her time wind up with you sleeping alone?
just said something stupid because she bought a shit load of food I didn't want or need, and she doesn't have the money to spend, so instead of saying 'thank you that was very nice', I bitched about her wasting her money.
Ouch. Wrong move.  You could try apologizing.

Morning, muchachos.
she can't be too upset, she just bought the matching dresser to the bed she bought me when I moved into the new place.
Yet she has no $ which was your issue yesterday , Hello Dean - she has gone loco !
Maybe she also forgot she doesn't have any money?
Never seemed to matter much before.
And now we know why, she forgets the previous day every time she wakes up in the morning!
As the old saying goes, just like the farmer's goose, she jwakes up in a new world everyday.
As the new saying goes, hazzuh!
Indeed.  Huzzah DaveDave!
+1

Don't forget to wear your Friday underpants tomorrow.
But do remember to wear pants over them. Please.
Always good to be clear on the details.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 09:48:58 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
At least you don't have property you have to worry about protecting.
Amen!
Just need to scope out some high ground for the vehicles.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 10:12:35 PM
Not one, not two, but three bench clearing brawls in the Yankees - Detroit game.  Just call the game at that point.
Title: Re: 8/24/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 24, 2017, 10:56:08 PM
Decided to give up on NOAA and give Noah a call thus I have been busy building an ark!
24 hours or so to landfall.