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Title: 8/2/2017
Post by: CigarBanter on August 02, 2017, 12:00:45 AM
Any hump day deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about? Join in this discussion and perhaps learn something along the way. Warning: don't proceed if you have thin skin but don't be afraid to post either... And welcome aboard!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 05:51:49 AM
Is it seriously only Wednesday? Sheesh.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:25:07 AM
Morning Snowflakes
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:27:01 AM
Is it seriously only Wednesday? Sheesh.
Only, hell you mean it is Wednesday already :o

Going home day for me but I don't leave until 3:30.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 06:29:50 AM
Is it seriously only Wednesday? Sheesh.
Only, hell you mean it is Wednesday already :o

Going home day for me but I don't leave until 3:30.
Then you move back for good in September?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 06:31:35 AM
Morning FastWeekCarolinaDave and SlowWeekCLEDave.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 06:33:05 AM
Today is Wednesday, Aug. 2, the 214th day of 2017. There are 151 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On August 2, 1776, members of the Second Continental Congress began attaching their signatures to the Declaration of Independence.

On this date:

In 216 B.C., during the Second Punic War, Carthaginian forces led by Hannibal defeated the Roman army in the Battle of Cannae.

In 1876, frontiersman "Wild Bill" Hickok was shot and killed while playing poker at a saloon in Deadwood, Dakota Territory, by Jack McCall, who was later hanged.

In 1892, movie producer Jack L. Warner was born in London, Ontario, Canada.

In 1923, the 29th president of the United States, Warren G. Harding, died in San Francisco; Vice President Calvin Coolidge became president.

In 1927, President Calvin Coolidge issued a written statement to reporters: "I do not choose to run for President in nineteen twenty-eight."

In 1939, Albert Einstein signed a letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt urging creation of an atomic weapons research program. President Roosevelt signed the Hatch Act, which prohibited civil service employees from taking an active part in political campaigns.

In 1943, during World War II, U.S. Navy boat PT-109, commanded by Lt. (jg) John F. Kennedy, sank after being rammed in the middle of the night by the Japanese destroyer Amagiri off the Solomon Islands. Two crew members were killed.

In 1967, the crime drama "In the Heat of the Night," starring Sidney Poitier and Rod Steiger, premiered in New York.

In 1974, former White House counsel John W. Dean III was sentenced to one to four years in prison for obstruction of justice in the Watergate cover-up. (Dean ended up serving four months.)

In 1985, 137 people were killed when Delta Air Lines Flight 191, a Lockheed L-1011 Tristar, crashed while attempting to land at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport.

In 1990, Iraq invaded Kuwait, seizing control of the oil-rich emirate. (The Iraqis were later driven out in Operation Desert Storm.)

In 1997, "Naked Lunch" author William S. Burroughs, the godfather of the "Beat generation," died in Lawrence, Kansas, at age 83.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 06:33:46 AM
Ten years ago: Mattel apologized to customers as it recalled nearly a million Chinese-made toys from its Fisher-Price division that were found to have excessive amounts of lead in their paint. A Marine Corps squad leader was convicted at Camp Pendleton, California, of murdering an unarmed Iraqi man during a frustrated search for an insurgent. (Sgt. Lawrence G. Hutchins III was sentenced to 11 years in prison; he served more than half of his sentence before his conviction was overturned. Although convicted in a 2015 retrial, Hutchins received no additional prison time.) Two small Russian submarines completed a voyage below the North Pole where they planted the country's flag on the Arctic Ocean floor.

Five years ago: Kofi Annan resigned as peace envoy to Syria, blaming the Syrian government's intransigence, the growing militancy of Syrian rebels and a divided U.N. Security Council that he said failed to forcefully back his effort. Gabby Douglas became the third American in a row to win gymnastics' biggest prize when she claimed the all-around Olympic title; Michael Phelps added to his medal collection with his first individual gold medal of the London Games in the 200-meter individual medley.

One year ago: President Barack Obama castigated Donald Trump as "unfit" and "woefully unprepared" to serve in the White House, and challenged Republicans to withdraw their support for their party's nominee, declaring "there has to come a point at which you say 'enough.'"

President Obama welcomed Singaporean Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong (lee shyehn loong) to the White House to celebrate the 50th anniversary of U.S. diplomatic relations with the Southeast Asian city state. A bus plowed into a highway pole in California's heavily agricultural San Joaquin (san wah-KEEN') Valley, killing four passengers. Actor David Huddleston ("The Big Lebowski"), 85, died in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 06:34:53 AM
Today's Birthdays: Actor Nehemiah Persoff is 98. Former Sen. Paul Laxalt, R-Nev., is 95. Rock musician Garth Hudson (The Band) is 80. Singer Kathy Lennon (The Lennon Sisters) is 74. Actor Max Wright is 74. Actress Joanna Cassidy is 72. Actress Kathryn Harrold is 67. Actor Butch Patrick (TV: "The Munsters") is 64. Rock music producer/drummer Butch Vig (Garbage) is 62. Singer Mojo Nixon is 60. Actress Victoria Jackson is 58. Actress Apollonia is 58. Actress Cynthia Stevenson is 55. Actress Mary-Louise Parker is 53. Rock musician John Stanier is 49. Writer-actor-director Kevin Smith is 47. Actress Jacinda Barrett is 45. Actor Sam Worthington is 41. Figure skater Michael Weiss is 41. Actor Edward Furlong is 40. Rock musician Devon Glenn is 37. TV meteorologist Dylan Dreyer (TV: "Today") is 36. Singer Charli XCX is 25. Actress Hallie Eisenberg is 25.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 06:35:55 AM
Thought for Today: "The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, 'The trouble with this country is...'" - Sinclair Lewis, American author (1885-1951).
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:36:15 AM
Is it seriously only Wednesday? Sheesh.
Only, hell you mean it is Wednesday already :o

Going home day for me but I don't leave until 3:30.
Then you move back for good in September?
That is the plan
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:37:11 AM
Morning FastWeekCarolinaDave and SlowWeekCLEDave.
Morning Travellin Dave
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:50:00 AM
He probably should have stayed home in his safe room

A 17-year-old boy opened an emergency exit door of a Boeing 737, stepped out onto the wing and jumped to the runway after the jumbo jet landed at San Francisco International Airport Tuesday afternoon, officials said.

It was not immediately clear why the boy on a flight that originated in Panama City pushed open the weighted emergency exit door of the Copa Airlines flight, officials said.

The boy had been seated in an emergency exit row on Flight 208, according to the airline. He opened the door and slid down the wing to the tarmac just minutes after landing around 2:30 p.m., while the plane was still taxiing on the runway.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 07:02:50 AM
He probably should have stayed home in his safe room

A 17-year-old boy opened an emergency exit door of a Boeing 737, stepped out onto the wing and jumped to the runway after the jumbo jet landed at San Francisco International Airport Tuesday afternoon, officials said.

It was not immediately clear why the boy on a flight that originated in Panama City pushed open the weighted emergency exit door of the Copa Airlines flight, officials said.

The boy had been seated in an emergency exit row on Flight 208, according to the airline. He opened the door and slid down the wing to the tarmac just minutes after landing around 2:30 p.m., while the plane was still taxiing on the runway.
Probably a nervous pooper, didn't want to do it in the bathroom stall.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:04:26 AM
Good morning, humps.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:04:33 AM
He probably should have stayed home in his safe room

A 17-year-old boy opened an emergency exit door of a Boeing 737, stepped out onto the wing and jumped to the runway after the jumbo jet landed at San Francisco International Airport Tuesday afternoon, officials said.

It was not immediately clear why the boy on a flight that originated in Panama City pushed open the weighted emergency exit door of the Copa Airlines flight, officials said.

The boy had been seated in an emergency exit row on Flight 208, according to the airline. He opened the door and slid down the wing to the tarmac just minutes after landing around 2:30 p.m., while the plane was still taxiing on the runway.
Or used the bathroom on board...
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: sfish on August 02, 2017, 07:07:42 AM
Good morning boys, working from home today with the kids
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:09:25 AM
Today's Birthdays: Actor Nehemiah Persoff is 98. Former Sen. Paul Laxalt, R-Nev., is 95. Rock musician Garth Hudson (The Band) is 80. Singer Kathy Lennon (The Lennon Sisters) is 74. Actor Max Wright is 74. Actress Joanna Cassidy is 72. Actress Kathryn Harrold is 67. Actor Butch Patrick (TV: "The Munsters") is 64. Rock music producer/drummer Butch Vig (Garbage) is 62. Singer Mojo Nixon is 60. Actress Victoria Jackson is 58. Actress Apollonia is 58. Actress Cynthia Stevenson is 55. Actress Mary-Louise Parker is 53. Rock musician John Stanier is 49. Writer-actor-director Kevin Smith is 47. Actress Jacinda Barrett is 45. Actor Sam Worthington is 41. Figure skater Michael Weiss is 41. Actor Edward Furlong is 40. Rock musician Devon Glenn is 37. TV meteorologist Dylan Dreyer (TV: "Today") is 36. Singer Charli XCX is 25. Actress Hallie Eisenberg is 25.
The last of the Butches.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:11:47 AM
Good morning boys, working from home today with the kids
So what will you be smoking?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 07:12:26 AM
Morning Daves, Tony, and "WorkingFromHome"Fish.  Just a drive by to push us to page 2.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:12:33 AM
"Gene Simmons" cow born in Texas.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/02/texas-calf-looks-like-kiss-rocker-gene-simmons/531971001/
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:13:14 AM
Good morning boys, working from home today with the kids
Does that mean we're going to hear some from you today?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:14:23 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:14:45 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 07:18:20 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
You have me confused with another transgender. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:19:00 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
If he keeps hanging out up here so much it won't matter.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 07:21:43 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
If he keeps hanging out up here so much it won't matter.
On the contrary, I'm on a mission to convert the state.  First order of business, sell beer at the convenience stores! 
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:21:44 AM
"Gene Simmons" cow born in Texas.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/02/texas-calf-looks-like-kiss-rocker-gene-simmons/531971001/
#RealNews
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:22:42 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
If he keeps hanging out up here so much it won't matter.
On the contrary, I'm on a mission to convert the state.  First order of business, sell beer at the convenience stores!
Good luck with that.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:35:22 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
If he keeps hanging out up here so much it won't matter.
On the contrary, I'm on a mission to convert the state.  First order of business, sell beer at the convenience stores!
We don't convert very easily....says someone from a state where you can't pump your own gas... :-\
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 07:37:49 AM
Morning MrMomFish, UNTony and ConnieBean.
* That's Connie, not Commie!
If he keeps hanging out up here so much it won't matter.
On the contrary, I'm on a mission to convert the state.  First order of business, sell beer at the convenience stores!
We don't convert very easily....says someone from a state where you can't pump your own gas... :-\
Just stay out of PA...their laws may just be the most stupid.

http://wesa.fm/post/so-whats-deal-pennsylvanias-liquor-laws#stream/0
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 07:47:31 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 07:50:18 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
So you were Fuk'n off "working from home" and now you got to do what you were supposed to be doing then
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 07:51:58 AM
Had a cup of coffee with the boy before he went to work.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 07:53:41 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
So you were Fuk'n off "working from home" and now you got to do what you were supposed to be doing then
Funny. No, actually, this is their fukup. I lost the last two days dealing with an emergency of their making. Which. Of course, makes it my fault that I'm two days behind on my own work.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 07:59:47 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
So you were Fuk'n off "working from home" and now you got to do what you were supposed to be doing then
Funny. No, actually, this is their fukup. I lost the last two days dealing with an emergency of their making. Which. Of course, makes it my fault that I'm two days behind on my own work.
Gubment worker 101 - always have an excuse on hand that blames it on somebody else.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 08:01:25 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
So you were Fuk'n off "working from home" and now you got to do what you were supposed to be doing then
Funny. No, actually, this is their fukup. I lost the last two days dealing with an emergency of their making. Which. Of course, makes it my fault that I'm two days behind on my own work.
Gubment worker 101 - always have an excuse on hand that blames it on somebody else.
Well, they legislated me into a union, so whattaya expect?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: sfish on August 02, 2017, 08:03:12 AM
Good morning boys, working from home today with the kids
Does that mean we're going to hear some from you today?
Could be, will look to smoke one or two this afternoon
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 08:09:26 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
That's what Trump Said.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 08:10:38 AM
Morning LovesHisJobRaz.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 08:11:14 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
That's what Trump Said.
Indeed.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 08:17:47 AM
Morning, muchachos. Up early to fight with work deadlines. But if I gotta go in early, may as well ride the motorcycle to work. Gotta grab the fun when you can.
That's what Trump Said.
Another sorry example of the liberal #fakenews media trying to put words in his mouth. Wow. Pathetic! No WH chaos!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 08:53:33 AM
Supposedly the top ten funny sounding words in the English dictionary.


Bumfuzzle

Cattywampus

Gardyloo

taradiddle

billingsgate

snickersnee

widdershins

collywobbles

gubbins

diphthong

I know, I know, English origin words, not 'Murican....
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 08:55:25 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 08:56:00 AM
Supposedly the top ten funny sounding words in the English dictionary.


Bumfuzzle

Cattywampus

Gardyloo

taradiddle

billingsgate

snickersnee

widdershins

collywobbles

gubbins

diphthong

I know, I know, English origin words, not 'Murican....
I actually use cattywampus on a regular basis.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 08:57:54 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 09:03:26 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 09:22:30 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Of course you mean fount.....
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 09:25:53 AM
Continuing with our linguistic exercises....
The 28 grossest sounding english words...

1. Moist
2. Blog
3. Lugubrious
4. Yolk
5. Gurgle
5. Phlegm
6. Fetus
7. Curd
8. Smear
9. Squirt
10. Chunky
11. Orifice
12. Maggots
13. Viscous
14. Queasy
15. Bulbous
16. Pustule
17. Fester
18. Secrete
19. Munch
20. Panties
21. Clogged
22. Vomit
23. Jowls
24. Dripping
25. Roaches
27. Mucus
28. Slacks
29. Slurp
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 09:30:54 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Of course you mean fount.....
No, I mean slurp dripping mucus, you vomit-clogged maggot.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 10:18:21 AM
Panties?  How is that on the grossest sounding word list?  Add the "soggy granny" adjective to it, and I'd agree.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 10:23:49 AM
Panties?  How is that on the grossest sounding word list?  Add the "soggy granny" adjective to it, and I'd agree.
LALTS
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 10:26:55 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Of course you mean fount.....
No, I mean slurp dripping mucus, you vomit-clogged maggot.
Festering orifice pustule slurping roach. 
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 10:32:44 AM
Panties?  How is that on the grossest sounding word list?  Add the "soggy granny" adjective to it, and I'd agree.
Note that consecutive words 18-20 are Secrete, Munch and Panties....
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 10:33:52 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Just trying to spark up the conversation.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 10:34:36 AM
Supposedly the top ten funny sounding words in the English dictionary.


Bumfuzzle

Cattywampus

Gardyloo

taradiddle

billingsgate

snickersnee

widdershins

collywobbles

gubbins

diphthong

I know, I know, English origin words, not 'Murican....
I actually use cattywampus on a regular basis.
This is some fascinating stuff. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1HZPx8DuDw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1HZPx8DuDw)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 10:37:45 AM
Trying to take an alternative to political discussions with these....
...but I just couldn't resist this....

5 things that lasted longer than Anthony Scaramucci's White House career:

http://college.usatoday.com/2017/07/31/5-things-that-lasted-longer-than-anthony-scaramuccis-white-house-career/
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 10:44:23 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
And most of our profane words are Saxon as well. The Normans (who weren't really French but Scandinavian, BTW) considered the Saxons profane, so their language became profanities.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 10:44:41 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Of course you mean fount.....
Or font.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: razgueado on August 02, 2017, 10:47:02 AM
Continuing with our linguistic exercises....
The 28 grossest sounding english words...

1. Moist
2. Blog
3. Lugubrious
4. Yolk
5. Gurgle
5. Phlegm
6. Fetus
7. Curd
8. Smear
9. Squirt
10. Chunky
11. Orifice
12. Maggots
13. Viscous
14. Queasy
15. Bulbous
16. Pustule
17. Fester
18. Secrete
19. Munch
20. Panties
21. Clogged
22. Vomit
23. Jowls
24. Dripping
25. Roaches
27. Mucus
28. Slacks
29. Slurp
So "blog" makes the list but "anus" and "snot" don't? I call shenanigans.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
And to continue our education this morning....
Why is meat from a pig called pork and from a cow called beef?

it all goes back to the Norman conquest of Britain in 1066. When the French took over England, there became two ways of saying a whole lot of words, and from a gastronomic standpoint the French won out (as they usually do). This is likely because the lower-class Anglo-Saxons were the hunters (so we get the animal names from them), and the upper-class French only saw these animals on the dinner table (so we get the culinary terms from them).

So the Anglo-Saxon pig became the French porc, which was Anglicized to pork; the Anglo-Saxon cow became the French boeuf, which became beef; and sheep became mouton, (later mutton).
You're a veritable fountain of knowledge today.
Of course you mean fount.....
Or font.
What font?

Font    Font  Font  Font  Font  Font  Font  Font  Font
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 11:23:24 AM
Sad to hear Ara Parseghian has passed away.  Last ND coach I liked.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 11:28:09 AM
Time to start car shopping.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 11:34:20 AM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 11:34:41 AM
Time to start car shopping.
So I take it you got your course approved?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
Sad to hear Ara Parseghian has passed away.  Last ND coach I liked.
Agreed. The Era of Ara. RIP.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 11:42:00 AM
Sad to hear Ara Parseghian has passed away.  Last ND coach I liked.
You are probably familiar with the theory that ND coaches have to leave the school vs eclipse Rockne's 105 wins record. Parseghian had 95, Lou Holtz 100.  Both "retired".  Of course Lou went back to coaching at South Carolina, and no coach has come close since.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 11:54:46 AM
Sad to hear Ara Parseghian has passed away.  Last ND coach I liked.
You are probably familiar with the theory that ND coaches have to leave the school vs eclipse Rockne's 105 wins record. Parseghian had 95, Lou Holtz 100.  Both "retired".  Of course Lou went back to coaching at South Carolina, and no coach has come close since.
And no coach does much for the W-L record at South Carolina!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 11:56:24 AM
Sad to hear Ara Parseghian has passed away.  Last ND coach I liked.
You are probably familiar with the theory that ND coaches have to leave the school vs eclipse Rockne's 105 wins record. Parseghian had 95, Lou Holtz 100.  Both "retired".  Of course Lou went back to coaching at South Carolina, and no coach has come close since.
No threat from Kelly.... ::)  [59-31]
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 12:12:18 PM
Sad to hear Ara Parseghian has passed away.  Last ND coach I liked.
You are probably familiar with the theory that ND coaches have to leave the school vs eclipse Rockne's 105 wins record. Parseghian had 95, Lou Holtz 100.  Both "retired".  Of course Lou went back to coaching at South Carolina, and no coach has come close since.
No threat from Kelly.... ::)  [59-31]
A little hard to believe he's still there. I guess the bar has been set so low he still clears it.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 12:14:29 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 12:15:05 PM
Time to start car shopping.
So I take it you got your course approved?
Yes, moments ago.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 12:19:32 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
Mini Cooper?  Mini-Gay.  Here's what you need.
(http://hennesseyperformance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/04-hennessey-2017-velociraptor-600-crop.jpg)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 12:33:26 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
Mini Cooper?  Mini-Gay.  Here's what you need.
(http://hennesseyperformance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/04-hennessey-2017-velociraptor-600-crop.jpg)
I like gay (see avitar). Although I probably could use a pickup truck for home remodel.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 12:46:44 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
Mini Cooper?  Mini-Gay.  Here's what you need.
(http://hennesseyperformance.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/04-hennessey-2017-velociraptor-600-crop.jpg)
I like gay (see avitar). Although I probably could use a pickup truck for home remodel.
Unfortunately that particular P/U will set you back about $100K.  Fits squarely into the more money than sense category.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 12:57:26 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
That sucks.  New or used?  Either?  Price Range?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 01:01:32 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 01:18:36 PM
Outside of Mazda's, most of my suggestions (depending on what your needs and budget) would be commie vehicles  (but not super commie Volvo)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 01:26:21 PM
A Texas woman "drowned" in the sand on a beach in Maryland.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/police-body-of-texas-woman-found-in-hole-on-maryland-beach/2017/08/01/5cb290a0-76bf-11e7-8c17-533c52b2f014_story.html?utm_term=.2a49deb34518
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 01:33:48 PM
Airport report, two college hotties to my immediate right 8)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 01:46:23 PM
Where's Dean, old heifer to my immediate left :o
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 01:48:13 PM
Where's Dean, old heifer to my immediate left :o
Supposed to be golf day, but he hasn't reported in at all today.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 01:48:45 PM
Airport report, two college hotties to my immediate right 8)
Is this on your plane or just in the terminal area?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 01:50:48 PM
Airport report, two college hotties to my immediate right 8)
Is this on your plane or just in the terminal area?
Terminal gate area, my plane does not board for another hour
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 01:52:05 PM
Where's Dean, old heifer to my immediate left :o
Supposed to be golf day, but he hasn't reported in at all today.
Must have shacked up somewhere
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 01:55:28 PM
Sold out full flight, PTL I am riding in the big seats up front
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 01:57:48 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
That sucks.  New or used?  Either?  Price Range?
I've never purchased used before. I'm considering it. I may just opt for a low lease payment. I'm thinking $200/month with very little, if anything, down.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 01:59:23 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:04:26 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
You have been identified as a democrat so you are limited to a Nissan Leaf or a Fiat so take your pick.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:06:42 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
You have been identified as a democrat so you are limited to a Nissan Leaf or a Fiat so you and your pick.
Wait a minute, you are an Italian Democrat so it is a Fiat for you
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 02:12:28 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
You have been identified as a democrat so you are limited to a Nissan Leaf or a Fiat so take your pick.
Is that because the Prius is out of my price range?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:16:10 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
You have been identified as a democrat so you are limited to a Nissan Leaf or a Fiat so take your pick.
Is that because the Prius is out of my price range?
It is not Italian
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: LuvTooGolf on August 02, 2017, 02:21:00 PM
What a crazy busy afternoon. Though, I did get to try on an Indians AL Championship ring from last season. Apparently, getting your name on the stadium gets you 3 of them if they win something. Hazzuh!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 02:26:59 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
That's what my daughter has.  She loves it.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 02:28:43 PM
Time to start car shopping.
What are your criteria?  We can help!
I haven't worked all that out yet. Definitely leather seats because I plan to smoke in it. I really loved driving my mini cooper when I had one of those. The wife already put the kibosh on the standard transmission.
That sucks.  New or used?  Either?  Price Range?
I've never purchased used before. I'm considering it. I may just opt for a low lease payment. I'm thinking $200/month with very little, if anything, down.
Except with real high end cars I don't see the benefit.  For things like Mazda's, Toyotas, Honda's and the like, a two year old car costs almost as much as new.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:42:28 PM
Nice ass in some LuLu Lemons but she has chartreuse and blue hair :o
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:45:53 PM
Well the plane is here, that is always a plus
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 02:46:06 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
You have been identified as a democrat so you are limited to a Nissan Leaf or a Fiat so take your pick.
Is that because the Prius is out of my price range?
It is not Italian
Fix It Again Tony
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 02:46:40 PM
Nice ass in some LuLu Lemons but she has chartreuse and blue hair :o
You won't even notice with the lights off.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:48:27 PM
Always liked Mazda's.  Reliable, good value, fun to drive and pretty reasonably priced.  Either CX-5 (small SUV), 6 or even the 3.
Yeah, that's a serious contender. Recently saw the CX-5 and really liked it. Plan to take it for a test drive.
You have been identified as a democrat so you are limited to a Nissan Leaf or a Fiat so take your pick.
Is that because the Prius is out of my price range?
It is not Italian
Fix It Again Tony
It will be fine just don't get an alarm on it.  Don't really need one anyway nobody would steal the damn thing
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
Nice ass in some LuLu Lemons but she has chartreuse and blue hair :o
You won't even notice with the lights off.
Looks like it might glow in the dark
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 02:50:53 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 02:55:03 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
We had some passing thunderstorms that ended about an hour ago.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 02:55:50 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 02:56:22 PM
Sold out full flight, PTL I am riding in the big seats up front
GFY, Mr Fancypants.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 02:58:34 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general priciples.   
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 02:59:26 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
We had some passing thunderstorms that ended about an hour ago.
Thundering pretty good here now.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 03:03:20 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
We had some passing thunderstorms that ended about an hour ago.
Still rolling in for us here.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 03:07:54 PM
They just cancelled 3 NYC area flights from here
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: sfish on August 02, 2017, 03:08:20 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
We had some passing thunderstorms that ended about an hour ago.
Still rolling in for us here.
Yes, overhead here. Having an EPC Oscuro
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 03:09:26 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general priciples.
That's ok Bean, I am awaiting a vodka and soda while they load the unwashed
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 03:14:34 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general priciples.
That's ok Bean, I am awaiting a vodka and soda while they load the unwashed
Drink in hand
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 03:19:28 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general principles.
That's ok Bean, I am awaiting a vodka and soda while they load the unwashed
Drink in hand
(https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/xuUV0EvxAOizayxBJ31LGa8R5vA=/600x338/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F7190%2FCoach-vs-First-Class.jpg)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 03:21:07 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general principles.
That's ok Bean, I am awaiting a vodka and soda while they load the unwashed
Drink in hand
(https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/xuUV0EvxAOizayxBJ31LGa8R5vA=/600x338/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F7190%2FCoach-vs-First-Class.jpg)
Now, now Mr. Bean.  No need to be jealous.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 03:23:01 PM
Door closed, later from Atlanta
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 03:25:19 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general principles.
That's ok Bean, I am awaiting a vodka and soda while they load the unwashed
Drink in hand
(https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/xuUV0EvxAOizayxBJ31LGa8R5vA=/600x338/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F7190%2FCoach-vs-First-Class.jpg)
Now, now Mr. Bean.  No need to be jealous.
Did I tell you I'm an A-lister on SWA?  As such I get to be toward the front of the boarding line.  Even among us Unwashed there is a hierarchy.  So there! 
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 03:27:36 PM
Door closed, later from Atlanta
Safe, on-time travels to you.  Don't choke on your warm nuts...
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 03:31:51 PM
Door closed, later from Atlanta
Safe, on-time travels to you.  Don't choke on your warm nuts...
Wonder if the nuts are washed?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 04:18:33 PM
Door closed, later from Atlanta
Safe, on-time travels to you.  Don't choke on your warm nuts...
Wonder if the nuts are washed?
They certainly would be if they were sitting outside here. Raining like a mofo.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 04:44:44 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
We had some passing thunderstorms that ended about an hour ago.
Thundering pretty good here now.
You have a cigar lounge scoped out in the area?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 04:46:33 PM
GFY
To what do we owe the pleasure?
Was trying to reply to TxDaves first class post, but I see you were expecting one on general principles.
That's ok Bean, I am awaiting a vodka and soda while they load the unwashed
Drink in hand
(https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/xuUV0EvxAOizayxBJ31LGa8R5vA=/600x338/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fstory%2Fthumbnail%2F7190%2FCoach-vs-First-Class.jpg)
Now, now Mr. Bean.  No need to be jealous.
Did I tell you I'm an A-lister on SWA?  As such I get to be toward the front of the boarding line.  Even among us Unwashed there is a hierarchy.  So there!
Take that to the bank!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 04:48:35 PM
La Sirena and a Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin' watching the rain.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 05:04:28 PM
Got here 30 minutes early :o

This airport terminal is an absolute chaotic chithole!   The simply unwashed would be a pleasant relief here.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 05:07:58 PM
Inbound plane is in flight gut and scheduled to arrive 10 minutes early, that makes me happy
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 05:11:10 PM
Inbound plane is in flight gut and scheduled to arrive 10 minutes early, that makes me happy
Here we go, got to change gates due to a late arrival at this gate
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 05:18:29 PM
Inbound plane is in flight gut and scheduled to arrive 10 minutes early, that makes me happy
Not to mention a few vodka tonics to help the attitude.  Happy hour, indeed.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 05:19:35 PM
I st announced all flights to all 3 NYC area airports are on indefinite hold due to weather, glad I am going to Atlanta!

Y'all got a hurricane up there or what?
We had some passing thunderstorms that ended about an hour ago.
Thundering pretty good here now.
You have a cigar lounge scoped out in the area?
Nope.  And from the looks of it this could go on all night (TNWSS).
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 05:39:56 PM
Not too bad
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 05:56:49 PM
Got a hottie working the 1st class, resembles one of those classic tall elegant  TWA Stewardesses from back in the day.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 06:12:04 PM
Got a hottie working the 1st class, resembles one of those classic tall elegant  TWA Stewardesses from back in the day.
Well isn't everything just working out wonderfully for you today.  So happy for you.  I'm sure I'll have the same experience tomorrow.   ::)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:15:31 PM
Got a hottie working the 1st class, resembles one of those classic tall elegant  TWA Stewardesses from back in the day.
Well isn't everything just working out wonderfully for you today.  So happy for you.  I'm sure I'll have the same experience tomorrow.   ::)
Well I ain't home yet but good so far.  Door not closed yet and they had 15 standbys and 8 available seats when I got on
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:18:07 PM
Got a hottie working the 1st class, resembles one of those classic tall elegant  TWA Stewardesses from back in the day.
Well isn't everything just working out wonderfully for you today.  So happy for you.  I'm sure I'll have the same experience tomorrow.   ::)
Well I ain't home yet but good so far.  Door not closed yet and they had 15 standbys and 8 available seats when I got on
Vodka in hand
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 06:36:23 PM
Leaving the gate but captain says 25 minutes taxi time
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 07:10:01 PM
Leaving the gate but captain says 25 minutes taxi time
Well schitt, that sucks, and you can't get a fresh drink while on the taxiway.  Damn the rotten luck! 
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:44:41 PM
Inbound plane is in flight gut and scheduled to arrive 10 minutes early, that makes me happy
Awww, you miss the wife?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on August 02, 2017, 07:45:49 PM
Not too bad
Nice indeed. Well done, Tex.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 07:49:16 PM
Not too bad
Nice indeed. Well done, Tex.
I wasn't going to further acknowledge his awesome travel day, but OK, she'll do.
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 08:26:46 PM
Not a bad day I would say.  I'll get one of them one of these days...
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 08:51:39 PM
Not a bad day I would say.  I'll get one of them one of these days...
Landing now 12 minutes early
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on August 02, 2017, 09:19:43 PM
Not a bad day I would say.  I'll get one of them one of these days...
Landing now 12 minutes early
I hope your gate's not ready!   ;)
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 09:22:21 PM
Not a bad day I would say.  I'll get one of them one of these days...
Landing now 12 minutes early
I hope your gate's not ready!   ;)
CNS
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 09:58:37 PM
Not a bad day I would say.  I'll get one of them one of these days...
Landing now 12 minutes early
I hope your gate's not ready!   ;)
Well too Fuk'n bad cause it was! ;D
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 09:59:29 PM
Not too bad
Nice indeed. Well done, Tex.
I wasn't going to further acknowledge his awesome travel day, but OK, she'll do.
She'll do but not you!
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on August 02, 2017, 10:02:03 PM
Inbound plane is in flight gut and scheduled to arrive 10 minutes early, that makes me happy
Awww, you miss the wife?
Title: Re: 8/2/2017
Post by: Threebean on August 02, 2017, 10:19:29 PM
Not a bad day I would say.  I'll get one of them one of these days...
Landing now 12 minutes early
I hope your gate's not ready!   ;)
Well too Fuk'n bad cause it was! ;D
OK, I read this wrong at first.  So your travel day is perfect, or do we still have the possibility of night-time road construction on the ride to the Domain to finally bite you in the ass?