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Title: 5/21/2017
Post by: CigarBanter on May 21, 2017, 12:01:32 AM
No, the site isn't closed. It's just that our regulars don't post all that much on the weekends. But don't be shy. If you know of any cigar deals on the various internet sites that are worth talking about, go ahead and post it. Even if it isn't about cigars, go ahead, you've got nothing to lose. In fact,  you practically will have the entire site all to yourself. But be warned that if you are somehow able to get our attention, we're a spirited lot.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 06:25:31 AM
Morning Sleepers
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 06:43:27 AM
In Texas, there really can be too much of what some people see as a good thing.

While every state has odd laws on the books, the Lone Star State has one regulating the possession of a sex toy.

Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting the use of more than six dildos.

The law also labels the sex toy as an "obscene device" and declares it a crime if someone "possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same."
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 07:22:58 AM
In Texas, there really can be too much of what some people see as a good thing.

While every state has odd laws on the books, the Lone Star State has one regulating the possession of a sex toy.

Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting the use of more than six dildos.

The law also labels the sex toy as an "obscene device" and declares it a crime if someone "possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same."
Good thing to know.... :o
So how do sex shops operate?  Keep low inventory?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 07:24:58 AM
Morning CarolinaCountdownDave.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 07:25:38 AM
In Texas, there really can be too much of what some people see as a good thing.

While every state has odd laws on the books, the Lone Star State has one regulating the possession of a sex toy.

Yes. Texas bans the possession of or promoting the use of more than six dildos.

The law also labels the sex toy as an "obscene device" and declares it a crime if someone "possesses six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles is presumed to possess them with intent to promote the same."
Good thing to know.... :o
So how do sex shops operate?  Keep low inventory?
There are plenty of them in the big cities and on the Interstates but I don't know.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 07:25:52 AM
Today is Sunday, May 21, the 141st day of 2017. There are 224 days left in the year.

Today's Highlight in History:

On May 21, 1927, Charles A. Lindbergh landed his Spirit of St. Louis monoplane near Paris, completing the first solo airplane flight across the Atlantic Ocean in 33 1/2 hours.

On this date:

In 1542, Spanish explorer Hernando de Soto died while searching for gold along the Mississippi River.

In 1881, Clara Barton founded the American Red Cross.

In 1892, the opera "Pagliacci," by Ruggero Leoncavallo, premiered in Milan, Italy.

In 1917, the Great Atlanta Fire broke out, burning 300 acres, destroying nearly 2,000 buildings and displacing some 10,000 residents. Actor Raymond Burr ("Perry Mason") was born in New Westminster, British Columbia, Canada.

In 1924, in a case that drew much notoriety, 14-year-old Bobby Franks was murdered in a "thrill killing" carried out by University of Chicago students Nathan Leopold Jr. and Richard Loeb (Bobby's cousin).

In 1932, Amelia Earhart became the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean as she landed in Northern Ireland, about 15 hours after leaving Newfoundland.

In 1941, a German U-boat sank the American merchant steamship SS Robin Moor in the South Atlantic after the ship's passengers and crew were allowed to board lifeboats.

In 1945, actors Humphrey Bogart, 45, and Lauren Bacall, 20, were married at Malabar Farm in Lucas, Ohio (it was his fourth marriage, her first, and would last until Bogart's death in 1957).

In 1955, Chuck Berry recorded his first single, "Maybellene," for Chess Records in Chicago.

In 1972, Michelangelo's Pieta, on display at the Vatican, was damaged by a hammer-wielding man who shouted he was Jesus Christ.

In 1982, during the Falklands War, British amphibious forces landed on the beach at San Carlos Bay.

In 1991, former Indian Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi was assassinated during national elections by a suicide bomber.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 07:26:33 AM
Ten years ago: The Supreme Court ruled that parents didn't need to hire a lawyer in order to sue public school districts over their children's special education needs. The Food and Drug Administration issued a safety alert for the diabetes drug Avandia, marketed by GlaxoSmithKline, which disputed a report saying it was linked to a greater risk of heart attack.

Five years ago: President Barack Obama and other world leaders meeting in Chicago locked in place an Afghanistan exit path that would keep their troops fighting there for two more years. Former Rutgers University student Dharun Ravi (dah-ROON' RAH'-vee), who used a webcam to spy on his gay roommate, Tyler Clementi, who then committed suicide, was sentenced to 30 days in jail (he served 20 days). A Yemeni man detonated a bomb during a rehearsal for a military parade, killing 96 fellow soldiers; al-Qaida's branch in Yemen claimed responsibility. Grammy-winning polka great Eddie Blazonczyk, 70, died in Palos Heights, Illinois.

One year ago: President Barack Obama departed on a weeklong, 16,000-mile trip to Asia, part of his effort to pay more attention to the region and boost economic and security cooperation. The U.S. conducted a drone strike in Afghanistan that killed Taliban leader Mullah Mansour. Exaggerator seized the lead at the top of the stretch, splashing past a tiring Nyquist and went on for a 3 1/2-length victory over Cherry Wine in the Preakness.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 07:26:56 AM
Today's Birthdays: Rhythm-and-blues singer Ron Isley (The Isley Brothers) is 76. Rock musician Hilton Valentine (The Animals) is 74. Musician Bill Champlin is 70. Singer Leo Sayer is 69. Actress Carol Potter is 69. Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., is 66. Actor Mr. T is 65. Music producer Stan Lynch is 62. Actor Judge Reinhold is 60. Actor-director Nick Cassavetes is 58. Actor Brent Briscoe is 56. Actress Lisa Edelstein is 51. Actress Fairuza Balk is 43. Rock singer-musician Mikel Jollett (Airborne Toxic Event) is 43. Rapper Havoc (Mobb Deep) is 43. Actor Sunkrish Bala is 33. Actor David Ajala is 31. Actress Ashlie Brillault is 30. Country singer Cody Johnson is 30. Actor Scott Leavenworth is 27. Actress Sarah Ramos is 26.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 07:27:26 AM
Thought for Today: "Our present addiction to pollsters and forecasters is a symptom of our chronic uncertainty about the future.... We watch our experts read the entrails of statistical tables and graphs the way the ancients watched their soothsayers read the entrails of a chicken." - Eric Hoffer, American philosopher (1902-1983).
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 08:14:48 AM
Another boring as hell basketball playoff rout....glad I had drinking and smoking to do instead.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 09:33:08 AM
Still on page 1...sheesh!
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 09:33:36 AM
Sunday newspaper lull.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 10:32:21 AM
Trump supposed to appoint Newt Gingrich's wife as Ambassador to the Vatican....this is wife #3?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 10:34:04 AM
More fun news from Texas...
Hearse stolen with body inside...


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/20/2-people-texas-charged-stealing-hearse-body-inside/334724001/
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 10:35:43 AM
More fun news from Texas...
Hearse stolen with body inside...


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/20/2-people-texas-charged-stealing-hearse-body-inside/334724001/
Better yet, it was while the driver was stopped at a fast food restaurant...
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 11:22:00 AM
Trump supposed to appoint Newt Gingrich's wife as Ambassador to the Vatican....this is wife #3?
When he gets caught cheating on this one, I wonder where he'll appoint Newt's 4th wife?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 11:26:17 AM
More fun news from Texas...
Hearse stolen with body inside...


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/05/20/2-people-texas-charged-stealing-hearse-body-inside/334724001/
One last roadtrip for the deceased?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 11:26:41 AM
Happy late morning, boys.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Threebean on May 21, 2017, 02:15:21 PM
Happy late morning, boys.
Dang, Mr. Mayor, triple sheesh in order. 
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Threebean on May 21, 2017, 02:15:53 PM
Afternoon, boys, trying to catch up at the new orifice. 
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 04:02:40 PM
Afternoon, boys, trying to catch up at the new orifice.
Afternoon Bean, just finished my packing done for today.  Warden got a late start on hers ::) so she is has a ways to go.  She is responsible for dishes and glasses, not my failure if they get broken!
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 04:03:16 PM
About time for a cigar!
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 04:03:42 PM
Shit-ton of rain headed our way.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 04:15:12 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 04:19:28 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 04:27:53 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
Candles in the ocean, that is a new one.

Welcome back Sailor!
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 04:28:55 PM
Leccia White Toro lit
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 04:37:04 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 04:51:47 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 05:02:46 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
could have taken the boat back in, but that would have been no fun at all.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 05:07:21 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
could have taken the boat back in, but that would have been no fun at all.
All that and then tomorrow's your favorite day. Not too shabby. How's the RA?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 05:18:22 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
could have taken the boat back in, but that would have been no fun at all.
All that and then tomorrow's your favorite day. Not too shabby. How's the RA?
And soon to be my favorite day too!
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on May 21, 2017, 05:27:05 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Watch the submarine races?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 05:32:28 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
could have taken the boat back in, but that would have been no fun at all.
All that and then tomorrow's your favorite day. Not too shabby. How's the RA?
hot days help, but not much better. injections in 9 days.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 05:33:09 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
could have taken the boat back in, but that would have been no fun at all.
All that and then tomorrow's your favorite day. Not too shabby. How's the RA?
And soon to be my favorite day too!
every day is Monday.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 05:33:54 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Watch the submarine races?
what submarines?
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 06:20:00 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Watch the submarine races?
what submarines?
The ones swimming around in CB's head.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: FloridaDean on May 21, 2017, 06:42:08 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Watch the submarine races?
what submarines?
The ones swimming around in CB's head.
I'm sure they have a few in Ohio.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 08:12:26 PM
Spaghetti and Meatballs for dinner.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: South Carolina Redfish on May 21, 2017, 08:13:11 PM
Storming here but nothing too heavy so far.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Threebean on May 21, 2017, 08:17:17 PM
Storming here but nothing too heavy so far.
Same story here.  Nice and cool, though. 
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: cigarbreath on May 21, 2017, 08:19:59 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Watch the submarine races?
what submarines?
The ones swimming around in CB's head.
I'm sure they have a few in Ohio.
Yellow submarine!
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Threebean on May 21, 2017, 08:32:51 PM
I'm back. great storm out in the gulf last night, quite a chop for awhile, but it was nice. tried the floating candles in tupperware bowls in the gulf, not to bad but lost them in the currents.
It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean?
we were going to do some swimming but there were a lot of sharks and rays out. dolphins for awhile but they disappeared.
I understand. What other choice did you have?
Watch the submarine races?
what submarines?
The ones swimming around in CB's head.
I'm sure they have a few in Ohio.
Yellow submarine!
Evening PainMedsMikey. 
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Travellin Dave on May 21, 2017, 09:02:41 PM
Off to Mikeyland tomorrow.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 10:09:15 PM
Just because it gets us to the next page...
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: Threebean on May 21, 2017, 10:52:03 PM
Off to Mikeyland tomorrow.
May safe travels and pleasant weather be yours.
Title: Re: 5/21/2017
Post by: A Friend of Charlie on May 21, 2017, 10:58:02 PM
Off to Mikeyland tomorrow.
May safe travels and pleasant weather be yours.
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