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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2016, 07:03:54 AM »

Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Binged the first 3 seasons in about 8 days before the new season came out, couldn't get enough of it.
Oh cool, I was referring to this place
Dang, brah!
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2016, 07:11:38 AM »

Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.
I don't blame her, scary stuff
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2016, 07:13:11 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2016, 07:18:18 AM »

Sheesh #2 already? Day is just flying by with the new season of House of Cards to keep me company.
I've been meaning to get onboard with that. There's too much good tv programming and you just can't watch it all.
There really is, I can't remember it ever being better.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2016, 07:19:11 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
Well, she won't go through menopause, because they're leaving the ovaries, if everything goes according to plan. But yes, she will lose her monthly visitor, which can only be good for the both of us, you know?
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2016, 07:29:29 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
Well, she won't go through menopause, because they're leaving the ovaries, if everything goes according to plan. But yes, she will lose her monthly visitor, which can only be good for the both of us, you know?
Yes Dean
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2016, 07:29:38 AM »

Sheesh #2 already? Day is just flying by with the new season of House of Cards to keep me company.
I've been meaning to get onboard with that. There's too much good tv programming and you just can't watch it all.
There really is, I can't remember it ever being better.
Back when there were 3 channels and we thought Gilligan's Island was quality programming?
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2016, 07:45:03 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
Well, she won't go through menopause, because they're leaving the ovaries, if everything goes according to plan. But yes, she will lose her monthly visitor, which can only be good for the both of us, you know?
Yes Dean
I just meant that neither of us would have to deal with her PMS issues. I'm married, sex life went off the table long ago. Lol
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2016, 07:45:53 AM »

Sheesh #2 already? Day is just flying by with the new season of House of Cards to keep me company.
I've been meaning to get onboard with that. There's too much good tv programming and you just can't watch it all.
There really is, I can't remember it ever being better.
Back when there were 3 channels and we thought Gilligan's Island was quality programming?
I don't have quite that much history to go through.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2016, 08:12:49 AM »

Morning, all. Short day for me, as I have to be with the wife later this morning for a medical procedure. So I'll be hazzuhing bright and early at 8:45. CADave may not even be up yet!
GFY......
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2016, 08:15:24 AM »

Morning Dave, Fishy and Mr. Mayor.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2016, 08:16:51 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
But then you get the early menopause....never a win-win I'm afraid.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2016, 08:17:38 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
Well, she won't go through menopause, because they're leaving the ovaries, if everything goes according to plan. But yes, she will lose her monthly visitor, which can only be good for the both of us, you know?
Yes Dean
I just meant that neither of us would have to deal with her PMS issues. I'm married, sex life went off the table long ago. Lol
Probably a good thing....you'd break the table.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2016, 08:21:23 AM »



Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.

The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
Well, she won't go through menopause, because they're leaving the ovaries, if everything goes according to plan. But yes, she will lose her monthly visitor, which can only be good for the both of us, you know?
Yes Dean
I just meant that neither of us would have to deal with her PMS issues. I'm married, sex life went off the table long ago. Lol
Probably a good thing....you'd break the table.
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Re: 3/9/2016
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2016, 08:22:43 AM »

Glad I came in early today. It's been a shit show.
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