Morning David, House of Cards indeed
Good luck with the wife today, hope it's nothing too serious
Today's isn't serious, she's just nervous. All signs are pointing to her having a hysterectomy in the coming weeks, so today's test is to make sure she doesn't have any cancer before they proceed. There's no reason to think she does, just one of the standard things she has to do. But, to do so, they have to take a sample from her uterus, in the office, with a giant needle. So, she wants me there for moral support and to crush my hand as they do this.
The good news is that maybe they'll take out the PMS too. Good luck.
Well, she won't go through menopause, because they're leaving the ovaries, if everything goes according to plan. But yes, she will lose her monthly visitor, which can only be good for the both of us, you know?