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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #30 on: May 23, 2022, 09:20:59 AM »

Didn't get to listen to it over the weekend since I couldn't access One Drive on my phone, but I could today, and I dig it. Though, the last verse could clearly be bettered by including a reference to emails or Epstein. ;)
I was tryin' man...and pizza parlors.  And I tried hard to get QAnon in there by name and even Big Orange himself.  But i have to make the lyrics flow and fit the melody, and if I get too specific the song becomes a Novelty Tune - something for Weird Al Yankovic.

I AM going get a cigar reference in somewhere, as a specific nod to y'all for listening and offering thoughts.  Maybe on the rideout I'll sample Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar." Or I'll drop a little rap in or something.   We'll see.
You're gonna go far.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #31 on: May 23, 2022, 09:23:31 AM »

I wrote the third verse of "Pirate Radio" last night. I had TD and GolfinDave in mind when I wrote it.

"Now the halfwit legends of conspiracy
Are reproducing like flies
Everybody and their sister has a megaphone
And a line to the idiot hive
It's gotta be the Mafia
Maybe it's the Clintons
They're hiding from the truth you know
Praise the new messiah and buy your ammunition
On pirate radio"

Now I've done all I can with the jam, and I'm going to have to start reshooting the music, and locking it to tempo. We're still in demo mode, because Bill's weeks away from being ready to play like he did in that jam and Tom the drummer only found out on Saturday that I was doing this.

So we're not ready to track yet, and I have to decide if the song needs a bridge, or a "middle eight" as the Brits would say. Something different to break up monotony.

To answer that question I need to start structuring the music. I'll do this by looping various parts. I'll pull a stock drum pattern in that fits, record the various musical phrases I hear in the jam and then string them together into a groove. That way I don't have to do forty takes to get through the whole song at once without a mistake.  Once the groove is down, I'll shoot the vocals again, and we'll have a demo that Tom can start putting real drums to.

So now the real work begins. And yes, Tony, I am trying to think up a real greasy, funky bass line, just for you.



https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ap1itbYdlfU1gdtVUYd3wK_FV7I_MQ
Didn't get to listen to it over the weekend since I couldn't access One Drive on my phone, but I could today, and I dig it. Though, the last verse could clearly be bettered by including a reference to emails or Epstein. ;)
I think the third verse is fine as is.
Only time I've ever inspired a song...or part of one.  I'm flattered.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2022, 09:30:24 AM »

Didn't get to listen to it over the weekend since I couldn't access One Drive on my phone, but I could today, and I dig it. Though, the last verse could clearly be bettered by including a reference to emails or Epstein. ;)
I was tryin' man...and pizza parlors.  And I tried hard to get QAnon in there by name and even Big Orange himself.  But i have to make the lyrics flow and fit the melody, and if I get too specific the song becomes a Novelty Tune - something for Weird Al Yankovic, rather than wry commentary.

I AM going get a cigar reference in somewhere, as a specific nod to y'all for listening and offering thoughts.  Maybe on the rideout I'll sample Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar." Or I'll drop a little rap in or something.   We'll see.
Although nothing wrong with Weird Al!  Maybe just save it for another song.  Can't get everything into one.

Out under the stars, bourbon poured, cigar in hand,
Waves break in the distance, feet in the sand...
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2022, 09:33:46 AM »

Today is Monday, May 23, the 143rd day of 2022. There are 222 days left in the year.



Today’s Highlight in History:

On May 23, 1984, Surgeon General C. Everett Koop issued a report saying there was “very solid” evidence linking cigarette smoke to lung disease in non-smokers.

On this date:

In 1430, Joan of Arc was captured by the Burgundians, who sold her to the English.

In 1533, the marriage of England’s King Henry VIII to Catherine of Aragon was declared null and void by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Cranmer.

In 1915, Italy declared war on Austria-Hungary during World War I.

In 1934, bank robbers Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker were shot to death in a police ambush in Bienville Parish, Louisiana.

In 1937, industrialist and philanthropist John D. Rockefeller, founder of the Standard Oil Co. and the Rockefeller Foundation, died in Ormond Beach, Florida, at age 97.

In 1939, the Navy submarine USS Squalus sank during a test dive off the New England coast. Thirty-two crew members and one civilian were rescued, but 26 others died; the sub was salvaged and recommissioned the USS Sailfish.

In 1944, during World War II, Allied forces bogged down in Anzio began a major breakout offensive.

In 1945, Nazi official Heinrich Himmler committed suicide by biting into a cyanide capsule while in British custody in Luneburg, Germany.

In 1967, Egypt closed the Straits of Tiran to Israeli shipping, an action that helped precipitate war between Israel and its Arab neighbors the following month.

In 1975, comedian Jackie “Moms” Mabley, 81, died in White Plains, New York.

In 2007, President George W. Bush, speaking at the U.S. Coast Guard commencement, portrayed the Iraq war as a battle between the U.S. and al-Qaida and said Osama bin Laden was setting up a terrorist cell in Iraq to strike targets in America.

In 2016, during his visit to Asia, President Barack Obama, eager to banish lingering shadows of the Vietnam War, lifted the U.S. embargo on selling arms to America’s former enemy. Prosecutors failed for the second time in their bid to hold Baltimore police accountable for the arrest and death of Freddie Gray, as an officer was acquitted in the racially charged case that triggered riots a year earlier.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2022, 09:34:55 AM »

Ten years ago: Egypt held the Arab world’s first competitive presidential vote. (Islamist Mohammed Morsi was ultimately named the winner following a runoff.)

Five years ago: President Donald Trump made a personal appeal for peace between Israel and the Palestinians as he closed a four-day swing through the Middle East. Roger Moore, the star of seven James Bond films, died in Switzerland at age 89.

One year ago: A cable car taking visitors to a mountaintop view of northern Italy’s most picturesque lakes plummeted to the ground and tumbled down a slope, killing 14 people. (The lone survivor, a 6-year-old boy, became the subject of a custody battle between family members in Italy and Israel; the Israeli Supreme Court ruled that he should be returned to his relatives in Italy.) A Ryanair jetliner flying from Greece to Lithuania was forced to land in Belarus so authorities there could arrest a passenger, journalist Raman Pratasevich, a key foe of authoritarian Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko. At age 50, Phil Mickelson won the PGA Championship in South Carolina to become the oldest major champion in golf history. Children’s author and illustrator Eric Carle, known for the classic “The Very Hungry Caterpillar,” died at 91 in Massachusetts.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #35 on: May 23, 2022, 09:38:08 AM »

Today’s Birthdays:

Actor Barbara Barrie is 91.
Actor Joan Collins is 89.
Actor Charles Kimbrough is 86.
International Tennis Hall of Famer John Newcombe is 78.
Actor Lauren Chapin is 77.
Country singer Judy Rodman is 71.
Chess grandmaster Anatoly Karpov is 71.
Singer Luka Bloom is 67.
Former baseball manager Buck Showalter is 66.
Actor-comedian-game show host Drew Carey is 64.
Actor Lea DeLaria is 64.
Country singer Shelly West is 64.
Author Mitch Albom is 64.
Actor Linden Ashby is 62.
Actor-model Karen Duffy is 61.
Actor Melissa McBride is 57.
Rock musician Phil Selway (Radiohead) is 55.
Actor Laurel Holloman is 54.
Rock musician Matt Flynn (Maroon 5) is 52.
Country singer Brian McComas is 50.
Actor John Pollono is 50.
Singer Maxwell is 49.
Singer Jewel is 48.
Game show contestant Ken Jennings is 48.
Actor LaMonica Garrett is 47.
Actor D.J. Cotrona is 42.
Actor Lane Garrison is 42.
Actor-comedian Tim Robinson is 41.
Actor Adam Wylie is 38.
Movie writer-director Ryan Coogler is 36.
Golfer Morgan Pressel is 34.
Actor Alberto Frezza is 33.
Folk/pop singer/songwriter Sarah Jarosz (juh-ROHZ’) is 31.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #36 on: May 23, 2022, 09:38:34 AM »

Today's Over/Under is 5
Raz Over/Under is 8
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #37 on: May 23, 2022, 09:39:32 AM »

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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2022, 09:42:24 AM »

Not sure why I'm even bothering with this stupid game but I found this one to be a bit more challenging:

I guessed this math equation in 3/6 tries.

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Can you guess this equation?
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2022, 09:48:26 AM »



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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #40 on: May 23, 2022, 09:51:07 AM »

I wrote the third verse of "Pirate Radio" last night. I had TD and GolfinDave in mind when I wrote it.

"Now the halfwit legends of conspiracy
Are reproducing like flies
Everybody and their sister has a megaphone
And a line to the idiot hive
It's gotta be the Mafia
Maybe it's the Clintons
They're hiding from the truth you know
Praise the new messiah and buy your ammunition
On pirate radio"

Now I've done all I can with the jam, and I'm going to have to start reshooting the music, and locking it to tempo. We're still in demo mode, because Bill's weeks away from being ready to play like he did in that jam and Tom the drummer only found out on Saturday that I was doing this.

So we're not ready to track yet, and I have to decide if the song needs a bridge, or a "middle eight" as the Brits would say. Something different to break up monotony.

To answer that question I need to start structuring the music. I'll do this by looping various parts. I'll pull a stock drum pattern in that fits, record the various musical phrases I hear in the jam and then string them together into a groove. That way I don't have to do forty takes to get through the whole song at once without a mistake.  Once the groove is down, I'll shoot the vocals again, and we'll have a demo that Tom can start putting real drums to.

So now the real work begins. And yes, Tony, I am trying to think up a real greasy, funky bass line, just for you.



https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ap1itbYdlfU1gdtVUYd3wK_FV7I_MQ
Love it.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #41 on: May 23, 2022, 09:53:56 AM »

Didn't get to listen to it over the weekend since I couldn't access One Drive on my phone, but I could today, and I dig it. Though, the last verse could clearly be bettered by including a reference to emails or Epstein. ;)
I was tryin' man...and pizza parlors.  And I tried hard to get QAnon in there by name and even Big Orange himself.  But i have to make the lyrics flow and fit the melody, and if I get too specific the song becomes a Novelty Tune - something for Weird Al Yankovic, rather than wry commentary.

I AM going get a cigar reference in somewhere, as a specific nod to y'all for listening and offering thoughts.  Maybe on the rideout I'll sample Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar." Or I'll drop a little rap in or something.   We'll see.

It still amazes me, after all these years of writing songs, how I never really know what a song's going to be until the lyrics are done and have been twisted around and reworked until everything fits together.  Usually I prefer not to write a song "about" anything.  I just try to string phrases together that paint images with some onomatopoeia, and let the listener imagine what it's about. Like this, from my song "Parallax."

"So many messages coming in from all sides.  It's become so hard to keep mind and heart together in the hurricane's eye.  One foot hard on the pavement, one tight-locked in the grave. Is there any hope to be found for the soul of one so hopelessly chained...to this madness?"

It has the suggestion of flow, but what is it about?  Whatever you think it's about.  Paranoia.  Abuse.  Survival.  Celebrity.  Marriage.  Whatever.

But when the song is called "Pirate Radio" the writer really only has three choices - make the title an obscurity that never appears in the song (like Stone Temple Pilots "Plush"), make it a historical recollection (ZZ Top - "I Heard it on the X"), or make it refer to something else.  And the title "Pirate Radio" doesn't lend itself well to ethereal, obscure imagery. Nor did the music in the jam.

So, I took the latter route, to use it as a metaphor for the Internet.

But when all was said and done, the song was about people. The Internet, the media, the Coroner, the body - it's all about the madding crowd - the relentless mob - and how people crave significance, and how it's all on blatant display, 24x7.

If anyone cares...  ;-)
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2022, 09:58:59 AM »



Didn't get to listen to it over the weekend since I couldn't access One Drive on my phone, but I could today, and I dig it. Though, the last verse could clearly be bettered by including a reference to emails or Epstein. ;)
I was tryin' man...and pizza parlors.  And I tried hard to get QAnon in there by name and even Big Orange himself.  But i have to make the lyrics flow and fit the melody, and if I get too specific the song becomes a Novelty Tune - something for Weird Al Yankovic, rather than wry commentary.

I AM going get a cigar reference in somewhere, as a specific nod to y'all for listening and offering thoughts.  Maybe on the rideout I'll sample Pink Floyd's "Have a Cigar." Or I'll drop a little rap in or something.   We'll see.

It still amazes me, after all these years of writing songs, how I never really know what a song's going to be until the lyrics are done and have been twisted around and reworked until everything fits together.  Usually I prefer not to write a song "about" anything.  I just try to string phrases together that paint images with some onomatopoeia, and let the listener imagine what it's about. Like this, from my song "Parallax."

"So many messages coming in from all sides.  It's become so hard to keep mind and heart together in the hurricane's eye.  One foot hard on the pavement, one tight-locked in the grave. Is there any hope to be found for the soul of one so hopelessly chained...to this madness?"

It has the suggestion of flow, but what is it about?  Whatever you think it's about.  Paranoia.  Abuse.  Survival.  Celebrity.  Marriage.  Whatever.

But when the song is called "Pirate Radio" the writer really only has three choices - make the title an obscurity that never appears in the song (like Stone Temple Pilots "Plush"), make it a historical recollection (ZZ Top - "I Heard it on the X"), or make it refer to something else.  And the title "Pirate Radio" doesn't lend itself well to ethereal, obscure imagery. Nor did the music in the jam.

So, I took the latter route, to use it as a metaphor for the Internet.

But when all was said and done, the song was about people. The Internet, the media, the Coroner, the body - it's all about the madding crowd - the relentless mob - and how people crave significance, and how it's all on blatant display, 24x7.

If anyone cares...  ;-)

Are the bots following you to One Drive? I'd say, people care.
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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2022, 09:59:17 AM »

Not sure why I'm even bothering with this stupid game but I found this one to be a bit more challenging:

I guessed this math equation in 3/6 tries.

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Can you guess this equation?
https://numberle.org/?challenge=NDEqNz0yODc
Followed your link, so it should be the same puzzle:

I guessed this math equation in 3/6 tries.

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Re: 5/23/2022
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2022, 10:00:25 AM »

Today's Over/Under is 5
Raz Over/Under is 8
Six.
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