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[BackyardSmoker]

Put away your science, everyone - this guy's got it all figured out.

http://time.com/4800000/tim-walberg-god-climate-change/

Sounds like a plan!

And at least he acknowledges climate change is real, which makes this nutjob more sensible than Drumpf.  #confeve

It's #covfefe, you blasphemer...

I don't know why everyone has a problem with that tweet, It just goes to show the effect
that a solar flare(or a leaky microwave oven), can have on the implant that Putin had installed in Trump.
You think that hairdo is a fashion choice, not it covers the surgery scar...

It's all a covfspiracy...

[BackyardSmoker]

laundry in dryer, ran the vacume, spayed yard for bugs, sprayed weed killer, killed another big grasshopper, getting ready to do dishes, make bed.

Do you do windows?

Only if she's over 60... 

Smoke is good.  Flor de las Antilles toro. Yo Backyard!

Indeed. Still like 'em. Just got the Small Batch email for some Dellusiones... may pick up some Rothschildes. Yummo!

OOof. Looks like prices are up on the "affordable" Illusione line... 10/$55, $42.35 after coupon. Not too bad I guess. Used to get 'em @ $3.5o a stick at the .Biz, but they never have stock anymore. =(

[FloridaDean]

Morning, muchachos.

afternoon RazMan.

Howdy, GigoloDeano. ;-)

but don't Gigolos get paid?

[BackyardSmoker]

laundry in dryer, ran the vacume, spayed yard for bugs, sprayed weed killer, killed another big grasshopper, getting ready to do dishes, make bed.

Do you do windows?

Only if she's over 60... 

Smoke is good.  Flor de las Antilles toro. Yo Backyard!

Indeed. Still like 'em. Just got the Small Batch email for some Dellusiones... may pick up some Rothschildes. Yummo!

Delusione Rothschild is one fine seegar.  Mikey likey.  FdlA is part of my rotation.

...speaking of rotation, how's your purse hanger doin?

Moving right along.  Half the problem is to get everything working again.  Haven't had a full function shoulder for quite a while.  Carrying some extra weight in the purse for physical therapy.

Was this all from a break/fracture earlier that you put off until now? Degenerated?

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning, muchachos.

afternoon RazMan.

Howdy, GigoloDeano. ;-)

but don't Gigolos get paid?

Maybe just CabanaBoy then...

[Travellin Dave]

no granny porn Mike. don't really need it.

Any sexting going on?

not yet. I did get a text from that cart girl to meet for coffee. told her sure if her husband is okay with it. I don't need trouble.

[Travellin Dave]

laundry in dryer, ran the vacume, spayed yard for bugs, sprayed weed killer, killed another big grasshopper, getting ready to do dishes, make bed.

Do you do windows?

You have the regular or the new Connies?

Only if she's over 60... 

Smoke is good.  Flor de las Antilles toro. Yo Backyard!

Indeed. Still like 'em. Just got the Small Batch email for some Dellusiones... may pick up some Rothschildes. Yummo!

Delusione Rothschild is one fine seegar.  Mikey likey.  FdlA is part of my rotation.

[Travellin Dave]

It's official.  I am now a card carrying member of the metal joint replacement club.  When I set off the metal detector I can just flash 'em my card.

Congrats Mike.
LMAO

I was just gonna flash 'em my scar but now that I'm a card carrying member I can make it official.  Got my name and date of surgery printed on the other side.

Does come in handy at airports.  I would put tape or covering over the printed info on the back.  Tends to wear off.

[Travellin Dave]

It's official.  I am now a card carrying member of the metal joint replacement club.  When I set off the metal detector I can just flash 'em my card.

Unless you're looking for a little thrill during a pat down, just opt for the body surface scanner.  Saves some time.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos.

afternoon RazMan.

Howdy, GigoloDeano. ;-)

but don't Gigolos get paid?

The smart ones....

[Oyam18]

Got home after a 16 hour shift and BAMM!

[BackyardSmoker]

no granny porn Mike. don't really need it.

Any sexting going on?

not yet. I did get a text from that cart girl to meet for coffee. told her sure if her husband is okay with it. I don't need trouble.

Maybe if he offered to throw one of his ladies into the mix...

[BackyardSmoker]

laundry in dryer, ran the vacume, spayed yard for bugs, sprayed weed killer, killed another big grasshopper, getting ready to do dishes, make bed.

Do you do windows?

You have the regular or the new Connies?

Only if she's over 60... 

Smoke is good.  Flor de las Antilles toro. Yo Backyard!

Indeed. Still like 'em. Just got the Small Batch email for some Dellusiones... may pick up some Rothschildes. Yummo!

Delusione Rothschild is one fine seegar.  Mikey likey.  FdlA is part of my rotation.

wtf is this, David!

[BackyardSmoker]

Got home after a 16 hour shift and BAMM!

MAIL CALL!!

[FloridaDean]

Morning, muchachos.

afternoon RazMan.

Howdy, GigoloDeano. ;-)

but don't Gigolos get paid?

Maybe just CabanaBoy then...

that works.