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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2017, 02:06:55 PM »

Masters Golf Lull?
Damn, some poor fukn amateur is +3 after the first hole.  Sheesh, that is painful.
I'd give almost anything to be +3 after the first hole of the Masters. Lol
Me too but I doubt those actually playing are NOT too happy with it.
Regular pros, definitely not. Amateurs I'm guessing could barely care about their score, they're just thrilled to be there.
He was probably shaking like a wet dog on the first tee box
He settled down some only +5 after 9.
Damn, lefty is -2 after 3.
-3 after 4
Slipping!  -2 after 5
Down to Even after 10
And now +1 after 11. Sheesh.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2017, 02:08:59 PM »

Legendary Comic Don Rickles Dies at 90

"Mr. Warmth" forged a career when he turned the table in his hecklers, going on to insult everyone he encountered — even Frank Sinatra.

Legendary comic Don Rickles, a rapid-fire insulting machine who for six decades earned quite a living making fun of people of all creeds and colors and everyone from poor slobs to Frank Sinatra, has died. He was 90.

Rickles died Thursday at his home in Los Angeles of kidney failure, publicist Paul Shefrin announced.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #92 on: April 06, 2017, 02:09:28 PM »

Masters Golf Lull?
Damn, some poor fukn amateur is +3 after the first hole.  Sheesh, that is painful.
I'd give almost anything to be +3 after the first hole of the Masters. Lol
Me too but I doubt those actually playing are NOT too happy with it.
Regular pros, definitely not. Amateurs I'm guessing could barely care about their score, they're just thrilled to be there.
He was probably shaking like a wet dog on the first tee box
He settled down some only +5 after 9.
Damn, lefty is -2 after 3.
-3 after 4
Slipping!  -2 after 5
Down to Even after 10
And now +1 after 11. Sheesh.
At this rate he might catch the amateur!
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2017, 02:20:08 PM »

Masters Golf Lull?
Damn, some poor fukn amateur is +3 after the first hole.  Sheesh, that is painful.
I'd give almost anything to be +3 after the first hole of the Masters. Lol
Me too but I doubt those actually playing are NOT too happy with it.
Regular pros, definitely not. Amateurs I'm guessing could barely care about their score, they're just thrilled to be there.
He was probably shaking like a wet dog on the first tee box
He settled down some only +5 after 9.
Damn, lefty is -2 after 3.
-3 after 4
Slipping!  -2 after 5
Down to Even after 10
And now +1 after 11. Sheesh.
At this rate he might catch the amateur!
Guess that might be a struggle, amateur finished at +10, damn I actually feel sorry for the guy.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #94 on: April 06, 2017, 02:23:09 PM »

Less than 2 more hours and the weekend can begin with a nice cigar.
1 more hour!
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #95 on: April 06, 2017, 02:38:09 PM »

Legendary Comic Don Rickles Dies at 90

"Mr. Warmth" forged a career when he turned the table in his hecklers, going on to insult everyone he encountered — even Frank Sinatra.

Legendary comic Don Rickles, a rapid-fire insulting machine who for six decades earned quite a living making fun of people of all creeds and colors and everyone from poor slobs to Frank Sinatra, has died. He was 90.

Rickles died Thursday at his home in Los Angeles of kidney failure, publicist Paul Shefrin announced.
I had just enjoyed his performance as the supply clerk "Crapgame" in the 1970 movie Kelly's Heros.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #96 on: April 06, 2017, 02:47:48 PM »

Attention golfers, tomorrow is National Beer Day. I know this because I received an email coupon from The Brass Tap for $5 off a $10 purchase.  The small print says "tax, alcohol, and gratuity not included".  Sheesh, go to a bar but have to buy food.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #97 on: April 06, 2017, 03:05:01 PM »

Attention golfers, tomorrow is National Beer Day. I know this because I received an email coupon from The Brass Tap for $5 off a $10 purchase.  The small print says "tax, alcohol, and gratuity not included".  Sheesh, go to a bar but have to buy food.
That's how they get ya.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #98 on: April 06, 2017, 03:15:42 PM »

Time to start packing up for the day. Hazzuh!
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #99 on: April 06, 2017, 03:20:17 PM »

Let the weekend begin!   Later from the patio.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #100 on: April 06, 2017, 03:20:37 PM »

By the by, Speith just shit his pants on the par-5 15th, posted a 9.
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #101 on: April 06, 2017, 03:58:07 PM »

Masters Golf Lull?
Damn, some poor fukn amateur is +3 after the first hole.  Sheesh, that is painful.
I'd give almost anything to be +3 after the first hole of the Masters. Lol
Me too but I doubt those actually playing are NOT too happy with it.
Regular pros, definitely not. Amateurs I'm guessing could barely care about their score, they're just thrilled to be there.
He was probably shaking like a wet dog on the first tee box
He settled down some only +5 after 9.
Damn, lefty is -2 after 3.
-3 after 4
Slipping!  -2 after 5
Down to Even after 10
And now +1 after 11. Sheesh.
At this rate he might catch the amateur!
Guess that might be a struggle, amateur finished at +10, damn I actually feel sorry for the guy.
According to LTG, he's just happy to be there
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #102 on: April 06, 2017, 04:37:45 PM »

Masters Golf Lull?
Damn, some poor fukn amateur is +3 after the first hole.  Sheesh, that is painful.
I'd give almost anything to be +3 after the first hole of the Masters. Lol
Me too but I doubt those actually playing are NOT too happy with it.
Regular pros, definitely not. Amateurs I'm guessing could barely care about their score, they're just thrilled to be there.
He was probably shaking like a wet dog on the first tee box
He settled down some only +5 after 9.
Damn, lefty is -2 after 3.
-3 after 4
Slipping!  -2 after 5
Down to Even after 10
And now +1 after 11. Sheesh.
At this rate he might catch the amateur!
Guess that might be a struggle, amateur finished at +10, damn I actually feel sorry for the guy.
According to LTG, he's just happy to be there
All smiles I am sure!

I just lit a Fish Special Tatuaje Reserva
Cojonu to kick off the weekend
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #103 on: April 06, 2017, 04:40:45 PM »

Hate that Dustin Johnson had to withdraw. 
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Re: 4/6/2017
« Reply #104 on: April 06, 2017, 05:04:35 PM »

SHEESH!
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