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[LuvTooGolf]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

If anyone else had posted this, I would've assumed it was a joke. Best of luck to him.

[LuvTooGolf]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

When things settle down, I want to hear the long version of this story.

Probably take up a whole chapter in "Tales from Florida: The Dean Dawg Chroincles".

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Taxation is theft.

[A Friend of Charlie]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

If anyone else had posted this, I would've assumed it was a joke. Best of luck to him.

If it were a Tuesday I would have let him have it. Everybody knows to stop ,drop and roll. Although my understanding is that this guy wasn't able to get around very easily. It's actually pretty sad.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning, muchachos. Taxation is theft.

I couldn't agree more. I don't even want to think of getting taxes done this year.

Good morning, Bret.

[LuvTooGolf]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

If anyone else had posted this, I would've assumed it was a joke. Best of luck to him.

If it were a Tuesday I would have let him have it. Everybody knows to stop ,drop and roll. Although my understanding is that this guy wasn't able to get around very easily. It's actually pretty sad.

Especially when you consider that instead of calling 911, he called the guy currently nailing his wife, along with 3 or 4 other people. Just goes to show you that you can take Dean out of NY, but you can't take the crazy ass stories out of Dean.

[Travellin Dave]

Darn, work is closed.  Guess I'll need to go find a cigar.

I'm assuming that doesn't mean work from home?

I checked my Email....

That makes sense. I'm just a bit jealous because I'm running a three ring circus from my bedroom right now...

Speaking of which, where's Deano?

Thought the same thing as I was reading...

[razgueado]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

If anyone else had posted this, I would've assumed it was a joke. Best of luck to him.

If it were a Tuesday I would have let him have it. Everybody knows to stop ,drop and roll. Although my understanding is that this guy wasn't able to get around very easily. It's actually pretty sad.

Yeah, I seem to remember that he was wheelchair-bound. Sad.

[Travellin Dave]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

You can't make this shit up.

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Taxation is theft.

I couldn't agree more. I don't even want to think of getting taxes done this year.

Good morning, Bret.

Morning, Tony.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning, muchachos. Taxation is theft.

Good morning Captain Obvious.

[Travellin Dave]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

When things settle down, I want to hear the long version of this story.

Probably take up a whole chapter in "Tales from Florida: The Dean Dawg Chroincles".

Were you thinking Groinicles when you typed that??

[razgueado]

Morning, muchachos. Taxation is theft.

Good morning Captain Obvious.

And I was just talking about the $1800 in taxes I had to pay yesterday to transfer titles for a nine-year-old travel trailer and a 19-year-old Suburban.

[razgueado]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

When things settle down, I want to hear the long version of this story.

Probably take up a whole chapter in "Tales from Florida: The Dean Dawg Chroincles".

Were you thinking Groinicles when you typed that??

Beat me to it.

[LuvTooGolf]

a post and run here. lady's husband caught himself on fire last night, never called 911, crawled through the yard to the shower, called me. got him to the ER and they transferred him to the burn unit in Gainesville. isn't looking good for him. he may be a dumbass but doesn't deserve this. it's a HUGE fucking mess.

later.

When things settle down, I want to hear the long version of this story.

Probably take up a whole chapter in "Tales from Florida: The Dean Dawg Chroincles".

Were you thinking Groinicles when you typed that??

Lol, I wasn't, but now I'm thinking of trademarking that.