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[CigarGuy87]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

You are correct, sir.  That soup and salad I had for lunch didn't do the trick.

Nothing beats a good fap, uhh, I mean, nap!

That too.

Fap, then Nap...nothing better unless someone makes me a sammich in between those two, non-concurrent with the first event

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

Yeah, but the reason you could hear it is that mine growled at the same time.

Love me some chicken-fried steak, but outside of Texas you can only get second-best, at best.  Hate to say it, but it's so.  The Southwater Café in Chicago did a very close second, but still second.

Same's true for biscuits and gravy.  Texas has the best.

[South Carolina Redfish]

77 degrees here

[razgueado]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

You are correct, sir.  That soup and salad I had for lunch didn't do the trick.

I thought you may still be on the diet. Glad to see you haven't given up.

It's pathetic really.  I went off the rails on January 1st and I'm trying hard to get back on.

Isn't it antithetical to your heritage to diet?  The whole Uomini di panza thing?

[cigarbreath]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

Yeah, but the reason you could hear it is that mine growled at the same time.

Love me some chicken-fried steak, but outside of Texas you can only get second-best, at best.  Hate to say it, but it's so.  The Southwater Café in Chicago did a very close second, but still second.

Same's true for biscuits and gravy.  Texas has the best.

Some serious calories.  Some serious carbs.  Hope you didn't go away hungry.

[razgueado]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

Yeah, but the reason you could hear it is that mine growled at the same time.

Love me some chicken-fried steak, but outside of Texas you can only get second-best, at best.  Hate to say it, but it's so.  The Southwater Café in Chicago did a very close second, but still second.

Same's true for biscuits and gravy.  Texas has the best.

Gee thanks, assfish.  I compliment Texas and you have to rub it in with pictures.

[CigarGuy87]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

Yeah, but the reason you could hear it is that mine growled at the same time.

Love me some chicken-fried steak, but outside of Texas you can only get second-best, at best.  Hate to say it, but it's so.  The Southwater Café in Chicago did a very close second, but still second.

Same's true for biscuits and gravy.  Texas has the best.

Some serious calories.  Some serious carbs.  Hope you didn't go away hungry.

I'd rape that plate - food porn!

[razgueado]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

You are correct, sir.  That soup and salad I had for lunch didn't do the trick.

Nothing beats a good fap, uhh, I mean, nap!

That too.

Fap, then Nap...nothing better unless someone makes me a sammich in between those two, non-concurrent with the first event

The definition of a perfect woman: after sex she turns into a sammich and a six-pack. Amiright?

[razgueado]

From the Fed email: "Crux has taken the cigar industry by storm since they launched. Everyone is trying to get their hands on these babies!"

Not me, so can't be everybody.  Anybody here had one?

[CigarGuy87]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

You are correct, sir.  That soup and salad I had for lunch didn't do the trick.

Nothing beats a good fap, uhh, I mean, nap!

That too.

Fap, then Nap...nothing better unless someone makes me a sammich in between those two, non-concurrent with the first event

The definition of a perfect woman: after sex she turns into a sammich and a six-pack. Amiright?

YUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!   

[razgueado]

Okay, off for an encounter with the former WSU softball player - otherwise known as physical therapy.

I'll say this for her, she does have good hands.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

Yeah, but the reason you could hear it is that mine growled at the same time.

Love me some chicken-fried steak, but outside of Texas you can only get second-best, at best.  Hate to say it, but it's so.  The Southwater Café in Chicago did a very close second, but still second.

Same's true for biscuits and gravy.  Texas has the best.

Some serious calories.  Some serious carbs.  Hope you didn't go away hungry.

I'd rape that plate - food porn!

No chit that is the small order and was $10.99 with 3 sides and TX Toast.

[razgueado]

Good Lord I just ate a chicken fried steak must have weighed 3 pounds with smashed potatoes and mac and cheese.  Fuk'n good.  Ranch Hand Cafe in Cleveland, Texas. Headed home now.

Sounds like a nap should be in your future after that carb fest. I think I just heard Tony's stomach growl when he read that. 

Yeah, but the reason you could hear it is that mine growled at the same time.

Love me some chicken-fried steak, but outside of Texas you can only get second-best, at best.  Hate to say it, but it's so.  The Southwater Café in Chicago did a very close second, but still second.

Same's true for biscuits and gravy.  Texas has the best.

Some serious calories.  Some serious carbs.  Hope you didn't go away hungry.

I'd rape that plate - food porn!

Okay, gotcha.  Right after I clean the plate, I'll hand it to you.  Knock y'self out.

[CigarGuy87]

Okay, off for an encounter with the former WSU softball player - otherwise known as physical therapy.

I'll say this for her, she does have good hands.

Pull the pants/shorts up a little bit, give her a peak of the monster's outline - see if she bites.  Take er easy Raz!   

[Travellin Dave]

From the Fed email: "Crux has taken the cigar industry by storm since they launched. Everyone is trying to get their hands on these babies!"

Not me, so can't be everybody.  Anybody here had one?

Not yet, no.