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[A Friend of Charlie]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

Too late.  I'm leaving and I'm taking all my marbles with me.  Later.

[razgueado]

Has there ever been a cigar sampler that wasn't an utter ripoff?  Just got the Cuban Lou's promo e-mail advertising this:

***
Winter Sampler Pack Promotion - LAST CALL !!
We have LESS than 12 Sampler packs available. These packs are one of a kind and will not be available any other time.

This pack contains FIVE (5) cigars each of the follwing vitolas. You will get 25 total cigars in the pack

Hoyo de Monterrey Petit Robustos
Montecristo Edmundo
Montecristo No.2
Partagas Serie D No.4
Quintero Londres Extra

SPECIAL PRICE: 225.00 USD
***

By my calculations, on a per-stick basis, this is about $65.00 overpriced.

[razgueado]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

Too late.  I'm leaving and I'm taking all my marbles with me.  Later.

Like you had any marbles left.  The wife keeps them in the fridge next to your balls.

[Travellin Dave]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

SCOTTY!!!!!

Hi Shaun, friggin amazing what these guys can do and send you walking out in short order. He said it went perfectly

Of course he did.  When was the last time you heard of a Dr. saying...... Sorry man, really screwed that one up!

[razgueado]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

Don't shake it, ride it as long as you can. Hope you enjoy a couple of days of TLC!

Now wait...mixed messages.  Do you want him to be high, or lucky?

[sfish]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

I'm sound as a pound, wish I could have a drink though

[razgueado]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

I'm sound as a pound, wish I could have a drink though

Somebody get the man some prune juice.

[Travellin Dave]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

Have a healthy touch of whiskey.... that'll send him back up.

[Travellin Dave]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

Don't shake it, ride it as long as you can. Hope you enjoy a couple of days of TLC!

Now wait...mixed messages.  Do you want him to be high, or lucky?

Are they mutually exclusive?

[razgueado]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

Don't shake it, ride it as long as you can. Hope you enjoy a couple of days of TLC!

Now wait...mixed messages.  Do you want him to be high, or lucky?

Are they mutually exclusive?

At his age?

[cigarbreath]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

Don't shake it, ride it as long as you can. Hope you enjoy a couple of days of TLC!

Now wait...mixed messages.  Do you want him to be high, or lucky?

Are they mutually exclusive?

At his age?

What's age gotta do with it?

[cigarbreath]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

I'm sound as a pound, wish I could have a drink though

Get your "plumbing" worked on?

[Travellin Dave]

What?  You were offended?

Looks like he couldn't shake the last of that anesthesia.  It was a spirited effort, though.

I'm sound as a pound, wish I could have a drink though

Get your "plumbing" worked on?

No, back, but he's probably behaving with other current meds.

[Travellin Dave]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

Don't shake it, ride it as long as you can. Hope you enjoy a couple of days of TLC!

Now wait...mixed messages.  Do you want him to be high, or lucky?

Are they mutually exclusive?

At his age?

What's age gotta do with it?

Yea!

[razgueado]

Good thoughts for Biebfish under the knife today.

Indeed.  I texted him yesterday and he was very nice in his reply.  I interpreted that as he's scared of having any bad juju before the procedure.

GFY! I'm home bitches! Trying to shake the last of this anesthesia

Don't shake it, ride it as long as you can. Hope you enjoy a couple of days of TLC!

Now wait...mixed messages.  Do you want him to be high, or lucky?

Are they mutually exclusive?

At his age?

What's age gotta do with it?

Yea!

How long either one lasts.