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[Bad Dad]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

The only reason to rest Budweiser is in the hope you'll come to your senses before you drink it

It never fails, Budweiser and even Bud lite give me a headache... ugh..!  My doctor prescribes Stag for us old guys.. And he prescribed red wine for my daughter-in-law to help raise her good cholesterol.

[razgueado]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

The only reason to rest Budweiser is in the hope you'll come to your senses before you drink it

Generally, yes. But I've discovered that on a very hot day, with freshly-shucked oyster shooters and baby back ribs coming off the grill, a Budweiser can be quite tasty. Not Bud Light, the regular Budweiser.

[razgueado]

Who was it that was waiting on these Short Stories?  Raz?

No, I'm looking for Asylum toros. But I wouldn't kick short stories out of bed.

Morning, muchachos.

Haven't had an Asylum in a bit but always enjoyed the normal sized ones.

I can't speak for the other vitolas, but the toros really seem to age well.

Oh chit now you are going to get Travellin Dave all irritable again.

Wha'd I say??

[CigarGuy87]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

Many of the better dark craft beers have lower carbonation and don't keep well at all.

It's like cigars - it's a crap shoot, but a lot of guys who what they can age and what they can't. 

[CigarGuy87]

Who was it that was waiting on these Short Stories?  Raz?

No, I'm looking for Asylum toros. But I wouldn't kick short stories out of bed.

Morning, muchachos.

Haven't had an Asylum in a bit but always enjoyed the normal sized ones.

Normal sized ones?

That would be about 2" long in CG's mind.

That's like 1/3 the length of my pinky, not my winky   

[CigarGuy87]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

The only reason to rest Budweiser is in the hope you'll come to your senses before you drink it

It never fails, Budweiser and even Bud lite give me a headache... ugh..!  My doctor prescribes Stag for us old guys.. And he prescribed red wine for my daughter-in-law to help raise her good cholesterol.

Hate that stuff - it's rare that I don't get a headache 1 or 2 beers in

[A Friend of Charlie]

Hey caballeros, some cheap(er) Tats up!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Who was it that was waiting on these Short Stories?  Raz?

No, I'm looking for Asylum toros. But I wouldn't kick short stories out of bed.

Morning, muchachos.

Haven't had an Asylum in a bit but always enjoyed the normal sized ones.

I can't speak for the other vitolas, but the toros really seem to age well.

Oh chit now you are going to get Travellin Dave all irritable again.

Wha'd I say??

"resting cigars" - gives him irritable bowel syndrone.

[sfish]

Who was it that was waiting on these Short Stories?  Raz?

No, I'm looking for Asylum toros. But I wouldn't kick short stories out of bed.

Morning, muchachos.

Haven't had an Asylum in a bit but always enjoyed the normal sized ones.

Normal sized ones?

Not the 6x60, 7x80, etc.  You knew what I meant, dick!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

The only reason to rest Budweiser is in the hope you'll come to your senses before you drink it

Generally, yes. But I've discovered that on a very hot day, with freshly-shucked oyster shooters and baby back ribs coming off the grill, a Budweiser can be quite tasty. Not Bud Light, the regular Budweiser.

FUk'N A that sounds mighty damn good right now on a cold day!

[sfish]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

Many of the better dark craft beers have lower carbonation and don't keep well at all.

It's like cigars - it's a crap shoot, but a lot of guys who what they can age and what they can't.

Huh?

Cindy Lou-Who? Was that a Dr Seuss quote? Hahahahahahaha!

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

The only reason to rest Budweiser is in the hope you'll come to your senses before you drink it

It never fails, Budweiser and even Bud lite give me a headache... ugh..!  My doctor prescribes Stag for us old guys.. And he prescribed red wine for my daughter-in-law to help raise her good cholesterol.

Hate that stuff - it's rare that I don't get a headache 1 or 2 beers in

Typical juvenile response, don't bother real men.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

Many of the better dark craft beers have lower carbonation and don't keep well at all.

It's like cigars - it's a crap shoot, but a lot of guys who what they can age and what they can't.

Huh?

+1

[A Friend of Charlie]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

Many of the better dark craft beers have lower carbonation and don't keep well at all.

It's like cigars - it's a crap shoot, but a lot of guys who know what they can age and what they can't.

Huh?

I read it 4 times too.  I think it should have been as I've edited above.  Still don't know what the fuck he's talking about though.

[sfish]

Hey Golfin' Dave....box o' Bueso's on the devil still at $19...closing today.

Thanks for the heads up. Got a full box of them already, but tried to bid anyways - not to rest them, I swear! - but still got outbid.

Yeah, fuck that resting noise!

Resting is just a byproduct of buying more than you can smoke

Yeah, only an idiot would rest cigars/beer/wine...damn guy who does that is probably a commie!

Agreed!

Footless commie!
And why would you rest beer or white wine?

Only some stouts and porters, not all, but they do mellow out and become more smooth with age.  Narwahl is a good example - lot of people rest Bourbon County, the higher IBU Stouts, etc.  Nice part is you don't age them in a fridge, so you can keep that space for the current drinking selection.

Like you fuk'n know something about beer, you are barely old enough to even buy the shit.   Evem I don't rest beer - goes flat.

LALTS!

Yea.....Sam and others even put expiry dates or birth dates on the bottles.

And some aren't bottle conditioned to rest, so it's a factor of a couple of things.  No reason to rest an IPA, Budweiser style, or etc...really only the dark goodness.

The only reason to rest Budweiser is in the hope you'll come to your senses before you drink it

Generally, yes. But I've discovered that on a very hot day, with freshly-shucked oyster shooters and baby back ribs coming off the grill, a Budweiser can be quite tasty. Not Bud Light, the regular Budweiser.

That's a pretty small bucket those Bud's are good for, just sayin'