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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2017, 08:14:51 AM »

What's going on, ya bunch of humps?
Waiting on you to go back to work.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2017, 08:17:55 AM »

Another neighbor story:  my older neighbors who have a long history of dumbass decisions.  (1st fuk-up) Lady wanted to spray paint something so took it outside where the wind was blowing like hell to do it.  That night thinks there is something wrong with her vision.  Husband takes her glasses and looks at them, we'll need I say they got a light coating of spray paint over them.  (2nd Fuk-up) she has a hissy fit and has to clean it off right then but what do I use she said.... Husband said paint thinner I guess but we don't have any.  Oh, well I have some nail polish remover, that might work.  (At this point in hearing the story in said "hope they were not plastic lenses as most are these days"....... Well they were and as expected the nail polish remover melted them.
I didn't know you lived next to BD... ???
Does sound like it.
Indeed.  Just missing the toaster oven.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2017, 08:18:42 AM »

Another neighbor story:  my older neighbors who have a long history of dumbass decisions.  (1st fuk-up) Lady wanted to spray paint something so took it outside where the wind was blowing like hell to do it.  That night thinks there is something wrong with her vision.  Husband takes her glasses and looks at them, we'll need I say they got a light coating of spray paint over them.  (2nd Fuk-up) she has a hissy fit and has to clean it off right then but what do I use she said.... Husband said paint thinner I guess but we don't have any.  Oh, well I have some nail polish remover, that might work.  (At this point in hearing the story in said "hope they were not plastic lenses as most are these days"....... Well they were and as expected the nail polish remover melted them.
I didn't know you lived next to BD... ???
Does sound like it.
Indeed.  Just missing the toaster oven.
And a possessed back-up camera.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2017, 08:19:39 AM »

Morning SoonToBeLegitTony.
No one said anything about legit. Let's not jump to conclusions.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2017, 08:20:57 AM »

Aaron Hernandez found hanged in cell

BOSTON
Aaron Hernandez has committed suicide in prison, according to officials.

Hernandez was discovered by correction officers at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center in Shirley hanged in cell.  He was found around 3:05 a.m.
Gotta say, this one surprises me.
Really? Nothing that happens inside a jail cell really surprises me
Moreso that he wanted to kill himself. He was always so adamant about his innocence, and he just had a victory in court last week. Seems like if you were going to kill yourself, you'd have done it a while ago, not when the possibility of a light at the end of the tunnel was there.
I'm with you on that one. Seems suspicious.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2017, 08:21:17 AM »

Aaron Hernandez found hanged in cell

BOSTON
Aaron Hernandez has committed suicide in prison, according to officials.

Hernandez was discovered by correction officers at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center in Shirley hanged in cell.  He was found around 3:05 a.m.
Gotta say, this one surprises me.
Really? Nothing that happens inside a jail cell really surprises me
Speaking from experience, I presume.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #51 on: April 19, 2017, 08:21:45 AM »

Morning SoonToBeLegitTony.
No one said anything about legit. Let's not jump to conclusions.
It's the UN, so...
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #52 on: April 19, 2017, 08:25:07 AM »

What's going on, ya bunch of humps?
Waiting on you to go back to work.
Actually went to an unofficial orientation last evening. The guy who I'm replacing is going to be on a 6 month assignment in the Philippines (his choice) and since we're still waiting on my contract, there probably won't be any overlap so he's showing me around on his own.

Edit:Virtual tour of the IT systems, not the grounds.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2017, 08:44:30 AM »

What's going on, ya bunch of humps?
Waiting on you to go back to work.
Actually went to an unofficial orientation last evening. The guy who I'm replacing is going to be on a 6 month assignment in the Philippines (his choice) and since we're still waiting on my contract, there probably won't be any overlap so he's showing me around on his own.

Edit:Virtual tour of the IT systems, not the grounds.
"Unofficial Job" ::)
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #54 on: April 19, 2017, 08:46:56 AM »

What to eat for breakfast if you want to have a productive day

Sounds promising:  According to William Cole, who specialises in nutrition, what we should be eating first thing is a little more unusual.

He told Mind, Body, Green that a breakfast crammed with fat is the key to maintaining energy levels throughout the day, and eating this way will make you more productive.

Well, hope you did not get too excited!  (The old if it sounds too good to be true then .....,.,)

So what does that mean food wise? William’s best breakfast is an avocado, salmon and two poached eggs served on a sweet potato.

Yep, sorry to report there is no bread, beans or sausage involved. He does advise toasting the potato.
Sounds great, just need a personal chef to throw that together for me
I just finished up something as close as I could to that one using ingredients I had available.  Fried Egg, nice fried thick slice of smoked ham and some hash browns
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2017, 09:12:19 AM »



What to eat for breakfast if you want to have a productive day

Sounds promising:  According to William Cole, who specialises in nutrition, what we should be eating first thing is a little more unusual.

He told Mind, Body, Green that a breakfast crammed with fat is the key to maintaining energy levels throughout the day, and eating this way will make you more productive.

Well, hope you did not get too excited!  (The old if it sounds too good to be true then .....,.,)

So what does that mean food wise? William’s best breakfast is an avocado, salmon and two poached eggs served on a sweet potato.

Yep, sorry to report there is no bread, beans or sausage involved. He does advise toasting the potato.
Sounds great, just need a personal chef to throw that together for me
I just finished up something as close as I could to that one using ingredients I had available.  Fried Egg, nice fried thick slice of smoked ham and some hash browns

Probably should have eliminated the hash browns.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2017, 09:15:07 AM »



What to eat for breakfast if you want to have a productive day

Sounds promising:  According to William Cole, who specialises in nutrition, what we should be eating first thing is a little more unusual.

He told Mind, Body, Green that a breakfast crammed with fat is the key to maintaining energy levels throughout the day, and eating this way will make you more productive.

Well, hope you did not get too excited!  (The old if it sounds too good to be true then .....,.,)

So what does that mean food wise? William’s best breakfast is an avocado, salmon and two poached eggs served on a sweet potato.

Yep, sorry to report there is no bread, beans or sausage involved. He does advise toasting the potato.
Sounds great, just need a personal chef to throw that together for me
I just finished up something as close as I could to that one using ingredients I had available.  Fried Egg, nice fried thick slice of smoked ham and some hash browns

Probably should have eliminated the hash browns.
Words of a sick man!
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2017, 09:18:30 AM »



What to eat for breakfast if you want to have a productive day

Sounds promising:  According to William Cole, who specialises in nutrition, what we should be eating first thing is a little more unusual.

He told Mind, Body, Green that a breakfast crammed with fat is the key to maintaining energy levels throughout the day, and eating this way will make you more productive.

Well, hope you did not get too excited!  (The old if it sounds too good to be true then .....,.,)

So what does that mean food wise? William’s best breakfast is an avocado, salmon and two poached eggs served on a sweet potato.

Yep, sorry to report there is no bread, beans or sausage involved. He does advise toasting the potato.
Sounds great, just need a personal chef to throw that together for me
I just finished up something as close as I could to that one using ingredients I had available.  Fried Egg, nice fried thick slice of smoked ham and some hash browns

Probably should have eliminated the hash browns.
Words of a sick man!
That's just the LLC talking.
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2017, 09:30:31 AM »

Aaron Hernandez found hanged in cell

BOSTON
Aaron Hernandez has committed suicide in prison, according to officials.

Hernandez was discovered by correction officers at the Souza Baranowski Correctional Center in Shirley hanged in cell.  He was found around 3:05 a.m.
Gotta say, this one surprises me.
Really? Nothing that happens inside a jail cell really surprises me
Moreso that he wanted to kill himself. He was always so adamant about his innocence, and he just had a victory in court last week. Seems like if you were going to kill yourself, you'd have done it a while ago, not when the possibility of a light at the end of the tunnel was there.
As they said in Shawshank Redemption, "Every man has his breaking point"
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Re: 4/19/2017
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2017, 09:36:50 AM »

Free ship at the Place until noon, with a bunch of EPC deals for those so inclined in their discontinued section. http://cigarplace.biz/cigars/discontinued.html?p=2

AB day at the Page.
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