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[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Chip, Dave, Dave, Dean, Mr. Mayor and Dickless.

Morning Yellowstar

Bite me sheriff.

LMAO.

[LSUFAN]

Good morning to the Saturday crew.

Good morning Tony.

No smoking today for you either, Chip?

Hopefully in a few hours after the sun comes out a little more.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Borderline Deadbeat Story developing there.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Sounds like Deano is still driving the bus.

As for lady friends, at least he's got backup.

Who, the Grandmother? 

[A Friend of Charlie]

Good morning to the Saturday crew.

Good morning Tony.

No smoking today for you either, Chip?

Hopefully in a few hours after the sun comes out a little more.

Similarly, I'm waiting for my balls to crawl out a little more.  They aren't having it though; high and tight.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Good morning to the Saturday crew.

Good morning Tony.

No smoking today for you either, Chip?

Hopefully in a few hours after the sun comes out a little more.

Wish I could have that hope here.  You certainly deserve it on your day off.
Updated forecast shows no sun here until next Thursday. 

[dwgbryant]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Did you explain to her that the likelihood of you actually giving her an orgasm was very slim?

trust me, over the years I have ALWAYS prided myself in the ability to give rather than receive.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Did you explain to her that the likelihood of you actually giving her an orgasm was very slim?

trust me, over the years I have ALWAYS prided myself in the ability to give rather than receive.

It's funnier my way.

[dwgbryant]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Sounds like Deano is still driving the bus.

As for lady friends, at least he's got backup.

Who, the Grandmother? 

this grandmother was once a beauty queen until a car accident fucked up her leg. she is still built and retained her beauty, but she has a heck of a hitch in her kicker.

[A Friend of Charlie]

I'm heading to bring the boys to their makeup taekwondo class.  See yuz a bit later.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Did you explain to her that the likelihood of you actually giving her an orgasm was very slim?

trust me, over the years I have ALWAYS prided myself in the ability to give rather than receive.

So orgasms could potentially kill both of you then?    That would be one to see in the grocery store checkout font page tabloids.  At least I could tell the old bitch behind me in line that was a friend of mine.

[South Carolina Redfish]

I'm heading to bring the boys to their makeup taekwondo class.  See yuz a bit later.

Stay warm Tony

[dwgbryant]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Did you explain to her that the likelihood of you actually giving her an orgasm was very slim?

trust me, over the years I have ALWAYS prided myself in the ability to give rather than receive.

It's funnier my way.

yes it is, and I'm not having as much 'fun' as you guys think I'm having.

[dwgbryant]

I'm heading to bring the boys to their makeup taekwondo class.  See yuz a bit later.

later Tony.

[dwgbryant]

Speaking of South Beach we never heard from Yankeetown Dean yesterday.

You have to be careful with new women, he might be tied up somewhere and can't get away.

Not out of the question.

not far from the truth, yes it is. met my sponsor for breakfast, did the noon meeting, picked up a lady friend to do some shopping for a 3 year old birthday tomorrow his grandmother invited me to, took her to her doctor appointment, then they wanted xrays, by then it was dinner time so we stopped at a restaurant to eat, then we went to the evening meeting. it was 10 pm by the time I got home. I like this lady a lot. she's a good friend, but there is no romantic interest involved. she has emphysema, 20% use of her lungs, weighs about 90#, an orgasm would kill her, or so she's told me. even when I mentioned that I couldn't think of a better way to go, she says it's not happening, ever.

Did you explain to her that the likelihood of you actually giving her an orgasm was very slim?

trust me, over the years I have ALWAYS prided myself in the ability to give rather than receive.

So orgasms could potentially kill both of you then?    That would be one to see in the grocery store checkout font page tabloids.  At least I could tell the old bitch behind me in line that was a friend of mine.

ha, wouldn't that be something.