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[Travellin Dave]

Morning Steve.

Howdy, Mr. You back to work yet, or still loafin' around the house?

Been back for two weeks....feels like 20...

That means it is time for you to retire.

Just sent more data in to my advisor to crunch the numbers.  Looking like phase 1 will begin this year, completed possibly in 18.

What, pray tell, is phase 1?

Phase I - Start collecting pension from previous job (current one doesn't have it)
Phase II - Start relo planning and timetable
Phase III - Retire from this position and relo
Phase IV - Start fun employment and smoke more cigars.

[razgueado]

Jeez, this has been a slow afternoon.  Think I will go take a walk around the block.

And I was drinking a lot of whiskey and smoking cigars with the business partner last night, so now I have a craving for greasy food. Off to get a burger and then a power nap.

Phase 1, indeed!

Raz is just an overage millennial.

I'm Gen X.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Finally took TXDave's advice. Go big or go home!

Is that an authentic TxDave branded Container Store model?

No, this is the official one.

Dang it. Your photo definitely appears to be more airtight. I may have to go back and exchange it.

Mine are totally air and watertight, they hold humidity better than my real humidor.  74 qt one is about $21 but I prefer the 64 qt ones because those bastiges are heavy when full.

Dang it. I should have looked around more. Scott's right, this one is better suited for Christmas decorations. FML!

Help me , I can't stop laughing!

Glad I can amuse you. I literally stepped in and out of that store. I hate shopping. But now I'm pissed that I have to go back. I thought it felt a little flimsy as I was unloading it from the car. I can put my whole hand in it through the side without undoing the latches. &€%$@£!!!

[razgueado]

Jeez, this has been a slow afternoon.  Think I will go take a walk around the block.

And I was drinking a lot of whiskey and smoking cigars with the business partner last night, so now I have a craving for greasy food. Off to get a burger and then a power nap.

Phase 1, indeed!

Raz is just an overage millennial.

Oh, you said "overage". I read "average." Bad eyes. Sheesh.

[Travellin Dave]

Finally took TXDave's advice. Go big or go home!

One difference between you and TexDave.  I'm pretty sure he has cigars in his.

[LuvTooGolf]

Time to get phase 2 of this day started, which is picking up the new tv for the man cave, then heading home. Hazzuh!

[A Friend of Charlie]

Finally took TXDave's advice. Go big or go home!

One difference between you and TexDave.  I'm pretty sure he has cigars in his.

I'm sure his didn't have cigars in it when it was still in the store. Sheesh.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Time to get phase 2 of this day started, which is picking up the new tv for the man cave, then heading home. Hazzuh!

Later, LTG. Hope you get to smoke another tonight.

[Travellin Dave]

Morning Steve.

Howdy, Mr. You back to work yet, or still loafin' around the house?

Been back for two weeks....feels like 20...

That means it is time for you to retire.

Just sent more data in to my advisor to crunch the numbers.  Looking like phase 1 will begin this year, completed possibly in 18.

What, pray tell, is phase 1?

Taking sick leave when you are not sick and being late to arrive and early to leave because you no longer give a fook.   I am now in phase 2 - all the previous things plus only working 3 days/week.

That's one thing I've never done.  I think in my entire working career, I've taken a total of 10 days off when sick, plus three weeks when I had my hip done, and another week for the last surgery.

[A Friend of Charlie]

Morning Steve.

Howdy, Mr. You back to work yet, or still loafin' around the house?

Been back for two weeks....feels like 20...

That means it is time for you to retire.

Just sent more data in to my advisor to crunch the numbers.  Looking like phase 1 will begin this year, completed possibly in 18.

What, pray tell, is phase 1?

Taking sick leave when you are not sick and being late to arrive and early to leave because you no longer give a fook.   I am now in phase 2 - all the previous things plus only working 3 days/week.

That's one thing I've never done.  I think in my entire working career, I've taken a total of 10 days off when sick, plus three weeks when I had my hip done, and another week for the last surgery.

Slacker!

[Travellin Dave]

Time to get phase 2 of this day started, which is picking up the new tv for the man cave, then heading home. Hazzuh!

You gonna get a matching barn door as well?

[BackyardSmoker]

Time to get phase 2 of this day started, which is picking up the new tv for the man cave, then heading home. Hazzuh!

You gonna get a matching barn door as well?

No, they use something called a television lawn.

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Steve.

Howdy, Mr. You back to work yet, or still loafin' around the house?

Been back for two weeks....feels like 20...

That means it is time for you to retire.

Just sent more data in to my advisor to crunch the numbers.  Looking like phase 1 will begin this year, completed possibly in 18.

What, pray tell, is phase 1?

Taking sick leave when you are not sick and being late to arrive and early to leave because you no longer give a fook.   I am now in phase 2 - all the previous things plus only working 3 days/week.

That's one thing I've never done.  I think in my entire working career, I've taken a total of 10 days off when sick, plus three weeks when I had my hip done, and another week for the last surgery.

Slacker!

I get credit for most of mine but about 7 days of either use them or lose them by the time I retire and I don't plan on losing them.

[BackyardSmoker]

Morning Steve.

Howdy, Mr. You back to work yet, or still loafin' around the house?

Been back for two weeks....feels like 20...

That means it is time for you to retire.

Just sent more data in to my advisor to crunch the numbers.  Looking like phase 1 will begin this year, completed possibly in 18.

What, pray tell, is phase 1?

Phase I - Start collecting pension from previous job (current one doesn't have it)
Phase II - Start relo planning and timetable
Phase III - Retire from this position and relo
Phase IV - Start fun employment and smoke more cigars.

What's Phase IV looking like... bartender in a cigar lounge?

[South Carolina Redfish]

Morning Steve.

Howdy, Mr. You back to work yet, or still loafin' around the house?

Been back for two weeks....feels like 20...

That means it is time for you to retire.

Just sent more data in to my advisor to crunch the numbers.  Looking like phase 1 will begin this year, completed possibly in 18.

What, pray tell, is phase 1?

Phase I - Start collecting pension from previous job (current one doesn't have it)
Phase II - Start relo planning and timetable
Phase III - Retire from this position and relo
Phase IV - Start fun employment and smoke more cigars.

What's Phase IV looking like... bartender in a cigar lounge?

Old women in the nursing home.