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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #105 on: October 15, 2014, 09:32:08 AM »

Jam it up your jam holes, ya Humpers.
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #106 on: October 15, 2014, 09:32:35 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Unhinged boy finally arrives....
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #107 on: October 15, 2014, 09:34:46 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #108 on: October 15, 2014, 09:36:11 AM »

good morning guys. sitting at the country club finishing up breakfast and getting ready to fire up a New Wave before hitting the driving range and practice bunker. meeting at noon, golf at 2pm, dinner whenever.

Chip's 'retired' questions and answers are soooooo true.
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #109 on: October 15, 2014, 09:36:15 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Unhinged boy finally arrives....
Mornin DavenotinNJ
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #110 on: October 15, 2014, 09:36:27 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
Where did you come from Travellin Dave is it quitting time there already?
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #111 on: October 15, 2014, 09:38:33 AM »

oh, I love Wednesdays almost as much as I love Mondays.
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #112 on: October 15, 2014, 09:39:37 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
She'll need a putty knife for the barnacles by then
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #113 on: October 15, 2014, 09:43:55 AM »

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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #114 on: October 15, 2014, 09:45:47 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
Where did you come from Travellin Dave is it quitting time there already?
Getting ever closer to beer drinking time for him I think
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #115 on: October 15, 2014, 09:47:33 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
Where did you come from Travellin Dave is it quitting time there already?
Getting ever closer to beer drinking time for him I think

I believe drinking at lunch is encouraged. If not, it should be.
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #116 on: October 15, 2014, 09:47:57 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
Where did you come from Travellin Dave is it quitting time there already?
Getting ever closer to beer drinking time for him I think
Isn't it always drinking time over there?
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #117 on: October 15, 2014, 09:51:00 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
Where did you come from Travellin Dave is it quitting time there already?
Getting ever closer to beer drinking time for him I think
Isn't it always drinking time over there?

That's what I'm sayin'. You'd have to be pretty sloppy for someone to notice... or care.
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #118 on: October 15, 2014, 09:52:38 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
TWSS??  Man that Tony gets around....wife isn't Canadian is she?
Where did you come from Travellin Dave is it quitting time there already?
Getting ever closer to beer drinking time for him I think
Isn't it always drinking time over there?

That's what I'm sayin'. You'd have to be pretty sloppy for someone to notice... or care.

Doesn't everyone have a C-clip on their belt for their Steins.  ;)
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Re: 10/15/2014
« Reply #119 on: October 15, 2014, 09:54:04 AM »

Good morning!
Morning CG
Overslept a little today, fuckin Tuesdays!  Now it's time for a glorious hump day!
Uh oh, no time to douche this morning?
Man Golf, Tuesday ended last night at midnight lighten up on the young man, he works all day and schools all night so needs his rest.
Yeah, geez Dave...my wife hits me in the balls enough.  I'm not askin you to kiss em or shine my stars, but... ;)
Ask her to clean them next time she's down there then. ;)
Is that what smells?  I thought it was Tony, fak, my bad!
It's gonna be back to yellow stars for you after my meeting.  That'll learn ya.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I was just starting to fit in!

Hahaha! The rouse is OVER!
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