Only 24 more nights!
But what else have you got to do these days and nights, is the Elf interfering with your sex life or what?
Are you trying to make me upchuck my breakfast?
Nobody said anything about partners....
Well, that mental picture isn't any better.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think NJDave was taking a cheap shot at me.
Luckily, you know that can't possibly be the case.
I'm not good at detecting such. For example, my son drew this:
Was he being kind or mean? I choose to believe the prior.